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Tea?
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[gasp]
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Trendy coats,
bedrolls, saddlebags?
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Ooooh! A surprise vacation
just for the two of us?
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How thoughtful!
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I hear Puerto Caballo is
lovely this time of year.
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Sand like powdered sugar.
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Um, Princess
Celestia is taking us
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on an overnight goodwill
tour of Yakyakistan.
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I just found out.
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[gasp] So what you're saying is
no tea? Oh well, that's fine.
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I wasn't thirsty anyway.
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If you're looking
for something to do,
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you could spend the evening
with Spike and Big Mac.
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[laughter] Ha.
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You aren't kidding.
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They're very nice. They have
a "Top Secret" thing they do
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whenever we leave
Ponyville,
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although everypony
knows about it,
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so it's not a
very good secret.
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I think you'd
have fun with them.
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"Fun?" With sidekicks?
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Oh, you must think that
we're in a dimension
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where everything
is opposite.
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[poof!]
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Da dee la! I'm Opposite Discord
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and I want to hang out
with Spike and Big Mac!
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I'm sure I'd have fun.
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WELL GUESS WHAT, SASSAFRAS!
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I'M OPPOSITE FLUTTERSHY
AND I'M SICK OF BEING NICE
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AND QUIET ALL THE TIME!
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[poof!]
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Let me explain it to
you as simply as I can.
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Me? Amazing. Them? Well,
I've already forgotten
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who we're talking
about. You see?
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All I'm saying is
it's an opportunity
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to expand your
circle of friends.
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Unless you're afraid
they won't like you.
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Oh please, don't stoop to
tedious reverse psychology.
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You're better than that.
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It never hurts to
make new friends.
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Hmph. Consider
it considered.
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[poof!]
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[gasp]
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Couldn't I just come
with you instead?
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* My little pony *
* my little pony *
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* Aaaahhh *
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* My little Pony *
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* I used to wonder what
friendship could be *
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* My Little Pony *
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* Until you all shared
its magic with me *
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* Big adventure! *
* Tons of fun *
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* A beautiful heart! *
* Faithful and strong! *
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* Sharing kindness *
* it's an easy feat *
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* And magic makes it
all complete! *
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* To have my little pony *
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* Do you know you're all
my very best friends? *
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I suppose this is
goodbye, then.
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Have an absolutely
fabulous voyage.
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[finger snap]
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[whoosh]
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Discord.
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Well, it's not my fault
the new train route
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leads into an active volcano.
Guess you'll have to stay.
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Oh, you're no fun.
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[finger snap]
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[poof]
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I got my bedroll, parka,
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unattractive but
functional hikin' boots.
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Uh, anything I
forgot, Pinkie Pie?
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You're our resident
Yakyakistan expert.
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Nope! I brought
Yeti food.
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Did I forget to mention
there's a pony-eating Yeti
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on Frostfield Glacier? We're
gonna have so much fun!
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Ha. If he messes with us, I'll
turn that Yeti into confetti.
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[train whistle and chugging]
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Somepony's in an awful quick
hurry to get us outta here.
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Don't y'all have too
much fun without us.
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I bet you boys have big
plans. Right, Spike?
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I'm sure I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Although if I did, I
certainly wouldn't be
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allowed to discuss
it with you girls.
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Bye-bye!
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[train whistle]
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Bye y'all!
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[train tracks rattling]
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[train whistle]
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[whispering]
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Fascinating article, yes?
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[whispering] Don't let them
come over, please don't
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let them come over,
please, please, please!
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Oh! Salutations, my friends!
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Wish I could stay and chat,
but... I don't want to.
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Wait! Um, we were wondering...
what are you up to tonight?
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Here we go.
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Do you want to, I
don't know... hang out?
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Is that like
something you do?
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Oh, Twilight's friend
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and Applejack's
monosyllabic brother!
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If only I weren't super
busy this evening.
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I guess Guys' Night
will just be you and me.
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A Guys' Night?
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You mean a rowdy evening
of reckless revelry?
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Zoot suits, fedoras,
swing dancing?
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Eh, something like that.
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You should totally come!
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Three of us would be
way better than two.
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That does sound
fun, actually.
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Too bad you're busy.
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Well, I suppose I
could squeeze you in
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if I moved a few very
important ponies around.
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June, honey? Be a dear,
reschedule Luna and Cay-Cay?
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That's what I call Princess
Celestia. What a hoot.
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In fact, clear
the whole evening.
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Tonight is Guys' Night.
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These fellas invited
me to spice things up
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and bring a little class
to the whole affair.
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[poof!]
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Tonight will be the best
night of your lives.
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And not just because you
get to bask in my greatness.
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I do love basking in
things. See you tonight!
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Twilight's castle. The fun
starts promptly at sundown.
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Technically the fun
starts when I arrive,
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but I'll make sure it's
around sunset. Adieu, fellas.
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And... we have sundown.
Repeat: we have sundown.
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I declare tonight's
GUYS' NIGHT ceremonies
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officially... OPEN!
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EYUP!
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It's Guys' Night aw yeah
havin' fun now, aw yeah.
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Eyup, eyup, eyup,
eyup, oh yeah.
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* [trumpet fanfare] *
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What the hay?
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[quick pitter patter]
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Announcing the
much-anticipated arrival
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of the Spirit of
Chaos and Disharmony,
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the Purveyor of Pandemoneum,
Lord of Lawlessness,
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Earl of Turmoil,
Bringer of Bedlam...
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Du-du-dun-dun-dunana DISCORD!
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[cheering & fast techno music]
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So shall we hop to it?
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I've made a list of the
rowdiest establishments
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in Ponyville. It's
rather short.
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Actually we're staying here.
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I hope you like
AWESOME GAMES!
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Games! I love games.
I'm great at games.
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[poof!]
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Famous Ponies Charades?
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Oh this is an easy
one. Who am I?
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Huh? Huh?
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OH, COME ON!
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Uh, I'm talking
about a real game.
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Oh, you mean like trapping
best friend ponies
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in hedge mazes and turning
them against each other.
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Those were the days.
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[meow]
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Not exactly. Wait here.
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Whatever it is,
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it can only get better
by adding me to the mix.
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Spike: OK!
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In a world where
evil reigns supreme,
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a small band of
warriors stands tall
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against the darkness. This
is... Ogres & Oubliettes.
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[gasp]
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Oh this looks like...
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the best game
ever? You're right!
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Yes.
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Ogres & Obliettes is a fantasy
role-playing adventure game.
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Our goal? Defeat the
evil Squid Wizard,
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or as we call him [little
snort laugh] "The Squizard."
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[fake laugh]
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[laughter]
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The Squizard has laid
siege to the last free city
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in Spiketopia; that's
the name of the land.
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He's kidnapped a beautiful
unicorn princess
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named Shmarity.
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Uh, which is like a
normal name in Spiketopia,
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so, you know, don't
think about it too much.
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Fear not. Your romantic
delusions are safe with me.
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First things first: you've got
to create a character. Name?
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How 'bout... "Discord."
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The whole point of the
game is you get to use
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your imagination and
be someone you're not.
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I'm Garbunkle, a
famous magician.
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Everyone treats me with
the utmost respect.
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Just like in real life.
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Now, don't get jealous, but
I'm a level 30 enchanter with
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major skill points assigned
to intellect and perception.
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Go on. I'm listening.
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Big Mac's character is
Sir McBiggun, a level 27
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black knight unicorn
from Castle Chadwick.
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I'm listening.
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When his king aligned
himself with the Squizard,
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Sir McBiggun would not
besmirch his honor.
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Enope.
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I'm listening.
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And so it came to pass, the
magician and black knight
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vowed to rid Spiketopia
of the evil Squizard.
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So, your character's name...
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I already have the best
name in the universe.
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Why would I change it for
something like Captain Wuzz?
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Captain Wuzz it is!
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[groan]
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What class are
you, Captain Wuzz?
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There's archers,
mages, rogues.
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Can I suggest we take a
break and, I don't know,
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go out and have some fun?
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Ponyville's not going
to paint itself red.
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You'll love it once we get
started. How about an archer?
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Sounds just as miserable as
the other options, so fine.
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"Sir McBiggun," are you
prepared to enter the world
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of Ogres & Oubliettes?
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Eyup.
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Discord, or should I say,
"Captain Wuzz," are you...
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Oh, get on with it.
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[die clatters]
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We find ourselves
trapped in the dungeon
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of the evil Squizard. The
bars are locked tight.
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The bars exist...
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in our imagination.
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Really, you describe things
and then we pretend it's real.
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It is real...in
our imagination.
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It's your turn first.
What do you want to do?
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Curse myself for attending
this infernal evening?
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Oh ha ha, oh you
mean in the game.
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Well, you can do
whatever you want.
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Then I roll this 20-sided die
to see if you're successful.
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I stick my head through
the bars and demand
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for the immediate release
of the Lord of Chaos.
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That's a big risk.
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You have to roll a seventeen
or higher to succeed.
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Oh. Bad idea. The
guard gets mad.
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This spell here. I transform
him into a parsnip.
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You need eleven intelligent
points to cast a
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"Transform into Root
Vegetable" spell.
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I'm not intelligent?!
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I cast it anyway because
this game is stupid.
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The spell backfires...
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...so your claws grow leaves
and transform into parsnips.
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He heh. Parsnips.
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[snarl]
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The guard laughs.
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He calls his friends
over and they laugh too.
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[laughing]
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Don't you laugh at
ME, Big Mac!
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Does it really say
that? Let me see!
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As you get angrier,
everypony laughs harder.
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[guffaws]
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I seal Sir McBiggun
in a magic bubble
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until he stops laughing.
250
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,786
I told you, you
can't do magic.
251
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:11,625
[whoosh]
252
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,294
Enope! Enope! Enope!
253
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,716
Not intelligent
enough, please...
254
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,258
Cut it out, Discord!
255
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,386
Oh, this game is
insufferable!
256
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,639
Let me show you a
real Guys' Night.
257
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,849
* [big band swing] *
258
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,810
Ahhhhh, this is the
life. Jazz, dancing,
259
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,188
the best table magic can buy.
260
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:36,983
This is what Guys' Night is
all about. Am I right, fellas?
261
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,112
Eyup!
262
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,073
I know you probably
didn't do this on purpose,
263
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,617
but this table's the
perfect size and shape!
264
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,079
I don't think so.
Let's have a drink.
265
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,415
Chocolate milkshakes?
266
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,458
No, we want to go
back to Ogres and...
267
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,502
Oh, how about a
different game?
268
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,544
[poof!]
269
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,092
Those are
very bad cards.
270
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,052
Stop messing with
us, we want...!
271
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,970
A dance contest?
272
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:11,101
* [very fast swing jazz] *
273
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,729
Surprise! We won.
274
00:14:13,771 --> 00:14:15,647
DISCORD!
275
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,900
Yes...?
276
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,902
Look, we don't want
to do these things.
277
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,654
We want to play our game.
278
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,906
If you don't want to
play with us, you can...
279
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,658
I don't know, sit and watch.
280
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,202
Sit and watch?
281
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,414
Fine! We'll play your game.
282
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:39,003
ARE YOU READY TO ENTER THE
WORLD OF OGRES & OBLIETTES?
283
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,880
[zap]
284
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,470
Sir McBiggun?
285
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,639
EYUP!
286
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,350
And... I'm Garbunkle?
That means...
287
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,938
Sweetness! We're in the
game! Check it out! Ka-ZAM!
288
00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:01,109
[zaps]
289
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:07,907
* [imperious theme] *
290
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,957
It's Guys' Night oh yeah!
In the game now oh yeah!
291
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,959
Discord! Where are you?!
292
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,003
This is great! You
made the game real!
293
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:24,382
[evil laugh] Aren't
games fun?!
294
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,470
Should we be worried he's
using his scary voice?
295
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:34,142
Behold. I AM THE SQUIZARD!
296
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,144
[frightened whimpers]
297
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,980
Oh, you're welcome.
298
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,232
ATTACK!
299
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,072
[war cries]
300
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,867
RUN!
301
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,587
Discord: You find
yourself on a battlefield.
302
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,840
A barrage of arrows
rains down on you.
303
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,341
If you roll a fifteen
or higher,
304
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,009
the shield protects you.
305
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:12,972
Fourteen or lower, and,
well, HA HA you get the idea.
306
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,935
[thud]
307
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,978
Seventeen! Lucky you!
308
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:26,971
Boo!
309
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,656
[screams] Discord!
310
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,074
[poof!]
311
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,452
Sir McBiggun, I'd cover the
entrance if I were you.
312
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,456
This isn't funny.
313
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,291
Isn't this what
every gamer wants?
314
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,336
To live the game. Like this!
315
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:51,595
[zaps]
316
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,179
Agh!
317
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:57,058
[war cries]
318
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,062
This kinda hurts.
Like, real pain!
319
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,647
Oh, how kind of
you to notice.
320
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,608
It's the little details
that really bring
321
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,236
alternate dimensions to
life, wouldn't you say?
322
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,364
Discord, this is awful!
323
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:15,243
Of course it is!
Spiketopia will be mine!
324
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:19,080
And Rarity shall be my bride!
325
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,290
I mean "Schmarity."
326
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:24,085
[zaps]
327
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,378
Agh!
328
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,881
Why are you doing
this? You're the worst!
329
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,801
If I'm the worst, then
why did you invite me?
330
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:34,220
Because we felt
bad for you!
331
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,348
Because you... WHAT!?
332
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,100
[finger snap]
333
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:43,605
We're OK. We're OK! No
thanks to you, Discord!
334
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,775
YOU felt sorry for ME?
335
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:49,110
Who wouldn't? Fluttershy
told us you practically
336
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,404
begged her to stay, and
then at the train station,
337
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,407
you were just standing
there, all alone.
338
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,118
This can't be. I'm supposed
to feel sorry for you.
339
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:01,122
Because I'm me,
and you're you.
340
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,166
We only invited you
to be nice.
341
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,836
I mean, you're
kind of a weirdo.
342
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,295
Eeyup.
343
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,423
I ruined your night, and you
don't even think I'm cool?
344
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,718
Oh, how embarrassing.
345
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,595
I should go. I have
a lot of...
346
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,139
OTHER friends I
need to see tonight.
347
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,265
Good.
348
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,602
Yes, so many other friends.
349
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,482
Farewell, Garbunkle
the Magician
350
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,901
and Brave Sir McBiggun.
351
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,153
May providence smile
upon thee and thy quest
352
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:37,158
to rid Spiketopia of
the dreaded Squizard.
353
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,078
When I say it that way, the
game doesn't sound half-bad.
354
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:43,999
Oh well.
355
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:49,170
[sigh] It's better
this way, right?
356
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,672
Eyup.
357
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,132
Because now he can't bother
us cause he's off somewhere
358
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:58,262
by himself... all
alone. With no friends.
359
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,848
Eyup.
360
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,975
[sigh]
361
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,019
Ahem.
362
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:07,397
We find ourselves in the
dungeon of the evil Squizard.
363
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:10,650
The bars are locked,
and oh who am I kidding?
364
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,151
We should give him
another chance.
365
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:18,199
[Ahem] Captain Wuzz?
Can you hear me?!
366
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,160
Oh, you realized
how amazing I am
367
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,997
and that I make you cooler
just by being around me?
368
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:31,212
Uh no, no, actually that's
not what I meant to say.
369
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:36,134
[mumble mumble]
370
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,218
What...?
371
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,680
I'm... [mumble...mumble].
372
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,099
We can't hear you.
373
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,182
Enope.
374
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,560
I'm trying to say
I'm sorry, all right?
375
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,478
I'm sorry for
ruining your game,
376
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,273
and I'm sorry that I thought
I was better than you.
377
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,234
Now let's play before this
evening gets any sappier,
378
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,276
shall we?
379
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:59,116
Eyup. [Whisper]
380
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,035
Huh? Yeah, yeah OK!
381
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,829
What if we forgot the board
and the pieces for a minute?
382
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,790
I mean, the whole
"game coming to life"
383
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,374
was completely terrifying,
384
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,835
but also kinda the
best thing ever.
385
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,797
So, uh Big Mac and
I were wondering...
386
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,716
what if you toned it
down just a teensy bit?
387
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:25,767
[chattering]
388
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,268
Huh?
389
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:33,650
[war cries]
390
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,277
I've got your
back, Captain Wuzz!
391
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:41,282
[clashing metal]
392
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,160
[panting]
393
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:47,664
[evil laughter]
394
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,000
Garbunkle, follow my lead!
395
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,922
Bullseye!
396
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,423
Nice one!
397
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:01,094
It's Guys' Night / aww yeah
/ havin' fun now / aww yeah.
398
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,600
We should just close the
door and let them finish...
399
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:09,769
whatever this is.
400
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:14,816
No way! Did you see Big Mac's
sword! I totally want in!
401
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,693
Yeah, I don't know
what it is,
402
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,029
but it looks like
super-duper fun!
403
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,118
GUYS' NIGHT!