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[frightened whimper]
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[crashing]
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[grunt]
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[hiss]
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Well, don't stop there! You
read; I pack. That's the deal!
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I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash.
I just keep thinking about
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how much fun you're
going to have
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at the Daring
Do Convention.
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I wish Princess Celestia
didn't need my help
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with the friendship
summit in Griffonstone.
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Don't worry. I'll make sure
AK Yearling signs your book.
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I can't believe she's
going to be there.
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She never goes
to conventions.
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[sigh]
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Which I guess will be cool for
all those other fan-ponies,
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but since you and I know
AK Yearling personally...
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and we know that she's
secretly Daring Do, herself...
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It's no big deal.
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This convention'll be fun,
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but it's nothing to
get too excited about.
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So! Excited!
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* My little pony,
my little pony *
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* Aaaahhh *
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* My little Pony *
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* I used to wonder what
friendship could be. *
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* My Little Pony *
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* Until you all shared
its magic with me. *
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* Big adventure! *
* Tons of fun *
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* A beautiful heart! * *
Faithful and strong! *
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* Sharing kindness *
* it's an easy feat *
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* And magic makes it
all complete! *
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* To have my little pony *
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* Do you know you're all
my very best friends? *
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You look like a pony who'd
be up for an all-inclusive,
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one-of-a-kind, adventu-cation
where you get to live
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"The Daring Do Experience."
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No thanks. Did
that already.
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[whoosh]
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This is the awe...
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Both: someest thing ever!
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Now this is something that only
a true fan can appreciate.
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They even put the tiles
in the right order!
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Good catch. I'm Quibble Pants.
Nice to meet you.
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Rainbow Dash.
Nice costume.
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You too.
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Thanks. The hard part was
figuring out the right...
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Both: number of arrow holes.
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B-because on page eighty-four
of Sapphire Stone,
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it describes her dodging a quote
"score of arrows shooting forth
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from holes in the
very walls," unquote,
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but then on page one hundred and
seven, Daring Do says she quote
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"barely made it past the trap's
barrage of arrows" unquote.
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But clearly, Daring
Do is embellishing
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and the correct
number of arrows is...
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Both: Twenty.
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[chuckling]
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I am so glad I
ran into you.
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Even though I knew
the convention
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would be totally awesome,
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it's more fun when
you're with someone
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who really knows
Daring Do.
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I know what you mean.
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It's so hard to find a
pony who really gets it.
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That's weird. We've only done
stuff from the first trilogy.
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After lunch, we should probably
start working our way back
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through the other books.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. There
are no "other books."
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Of course there are.
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Daring Do and the Trek
of the Terrifying Tower,
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Daring Do and the
Many Faces of...
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Uh, please, please don't. Just
don't even mention the titles.
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I'm not saying those
books don't exist.
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I'm saying that I refuse
to acknowledge them.
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Why?
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Because they're horrible!
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I mean, there isn't a single
thing after Ring of Destiny
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that is even remotely in
the realm of the possible.
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WHAT! I know for a
fact that everything
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in every one of those books is
one hundred percent possible!
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And how could you
possibly know that?
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I just do.
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Well, that's a
compelling argument!
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Why would you even
come to this convention
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if you hate Daring
Do so much?!
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I don't hate Daring Do.
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The first series
was smart and cool
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and an amazing nod to old-time
serialized adventure books
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that somehow manages to be
self-reflexive and ironic
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while at the same time
celebrating the art form
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without a hint of cynicism.
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Which is why I came here to ask
AK Yearling, muzzle-to-muzzle,
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why she sold out and dumbed
down the rest of her books
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into just a series of
impossible action sequences.
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OK, now I know
you're crazy.
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AK Yearling is awesome and every
Daring Do book that comes out
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is better than the last.
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Wow. OK. Yeah. I'm-I'm sorry
but I could never be friends
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with somepony who's willing
to believe impossible stuff
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is possible as long
as Daring Do does it.
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That's OK, because I could
never be friends with somepony
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who's so focused on
things being possible
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that he's willing
to turn his back
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on the coolest hero
of all time!
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Fine!
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Fine!
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Look, just tell AK Yearling
that Rainbow Dash is here
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and I need her help to
convince a know-it-all pony
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that everything Daring Do's
ever done actually happened.
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Rainbow Dash?
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AK! I've got to talk to
you! It's an emergency!
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Not here.
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Now, tell me what's going on. Is
it Caballeron? Did you see him?
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What? No.
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But there is a pony downstairs
who thinks everything
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you've written after the first
trilogy is totally unrealistic
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and terrible and I need
you to help me prove to him
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that it's all
totally possible.
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I've got bigger
problems on my hoofs
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than dissatisfied
fan-ponies.
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Whoa!
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The Amulet of Culhuacan.
And Caballeron wants it.
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But the amulet's
only a key. [chuckle]
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The real treasure is
hidden in a lost temple,
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The Seven-Sided
Chest of Chicomoztoc.
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Caballeron wants to sell it to
the highest bidder, of course,
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which is why I need
to find it first.
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YES! Sounds like another
awesome Daring Do Adventure!
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But what are
you doing here?
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Since I haven't
found the temple yet,
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it's the safest place
for me and the Amulet.
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It's crawling with security
and if I get into trouble,
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I can just blend in with all
the Daring Do cos-players.
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How can I help?
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Just keep your eyes out
for anything suspicious.
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Got it.
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[knock at door]
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Does a pony who only
likes your first trilogy
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qualify as suspicious?
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Just checking.
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[door closes]
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[sigh] I find all this fanfare
around my archenemy disturbing.
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I mean, where is the
booth for Caballeron?
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I do not see the likeness.
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Come. Let us find Daring Do
and the Amulet of Culhuacan.
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I don't want to spend any
more time in this place
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than I have to.
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Well, if it isn't the pony
who knows impossible things
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can happen because
she just does.
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Ugh. Sorry, Quibble, I've got
more important things to do
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than argue with a pony
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who thinks awesome
means unrealistic.
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No, wait. I wanna hear more
about how you're 100% sure
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that in Curse of the Jungle
Queen, Daring Do could survive
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a sixty-story drop from
the top of a waterfall
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after sustaining a broken
wing in a category six rapid.
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Ugh.
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Obviously her wing
wasn't broke...
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Caballeron!
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See, now THAT'S a
great character!
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Solid backstory.
Good motivations.
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No-no-no! Caballeron
is right there!
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Of course he is.
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He's also over
there, over there,
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Oh-oh over there,
and over there.
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Where are you going?
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And we're out here because...
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Daring Do told me
that Caballeron
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came to this convention to
steal the Amulet of Culhuacan
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and I just saw him and his
henchponies come this way.
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OK. I'm gonna head back inside.
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Just a little
too much crazy out here
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for the both of us.
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[gasp]
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I do not know what
Daring Do is playing at,
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but if she told you two
fanponies of my plan
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to steal the Amulet,
you must work for her.
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Caballeron! HA! What do you
have to say NOW, Quibble?
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This was your plan to prove the
Daring Do books are realistic?
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You bought a "Daring Do
Experience, Adventu-cation"?
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Really?
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What?! NO! Look around us!
Henchponies. Caballeron!
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The jungle it took forever to
get to! This is the real deal!
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Right. We're ACTUALLY being
held captive by Caballeron.
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Please. This guy's accent
is all over the place.
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No offense.
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I...
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So, what's the setup,
here? You've kidnapped us
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and taken us to the middle
of nowhere because...?
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The Temple of Chicomoztoc is
somewhere in this jungle!
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When I find it, the Seven-Sided
Chest is as good as mine!
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00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:06,357
I just need the Amulet of
Culhuacan to unlock it!
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00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,900
Uh-huh. And Daring
Do has the Amulet,
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00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,653
so you came up with this
overcomplicated plot
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to lure her into the jungle
and exchange it for us?
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I wouldn't call it
overcomplicated, but yes.
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OK, we're done here. Great work.
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Seriously. Very believable.
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[slap and shout]
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Listen pal, you can keep
her money, but I'm not...
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Going anywhere.
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00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:37,137
You may not approve of my plan,
but I'm the mastermind here.
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00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:38,805
Debatable.
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00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:42,142
AND I SAY you will remain
here until Daring Do
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comes to rescue you. And if she
wants you back in one piece,
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she will give me the
Amulet! Tie them up.
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00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,445
The Griffon's Lock!
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00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:54,779
You know of it!
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00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,282
Further proof that you
are an agent of Daring Do.
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00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,658
Or an avid reader.
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And now I will continue
my search for the Temple.
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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:10,546
Don't go anywhere. [evil laugh]
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00:11:10,588 --> 00:11:13,090
Listen, if I pretend to
believe this nonsense is real,
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00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:17,677
will you call off the henchpony
repertory theater over there?
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00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,931
They're not going to listen
to me. They abducted us BOTH!
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00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,601
Oh, wow. So you're going
to stick with that script?
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00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,978
Oh, OK fine. We're in
a Daring Do adventure.
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00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,150
What was that?
218
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,530
DARING DO! THANK
GOODNESS! WE'RE OVER HERE!
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00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:40,200
Fan out! We can't let
Daring Do rescue these two.
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00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,914
All four? I mean, shouldn't at
least one of them stay behind
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to guard us? Oh-oh
wait, no because then
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it wouldn't be a terrible
Daring Do adventure!
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00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,297
It doesn't matter.
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00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,715
We'll never solve the Griffon's
Lock before they get back.
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00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,762
OK, that was pretty good.
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00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,390
Quick! We've got to get out
of here and warn Daring Do!
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00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,767
No way. Just point
me to the hotel
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00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,852
and you can play fanpony
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00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,188
and hunt treasure
out here all day long.
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00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:15,360
Fine. Let's say this IS a
Daring Do Adventu-cation.
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00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,530
The only way to get back to the
convention is to go through it.
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00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:22,826
So just follow me and
I'll lead you out. Deal?
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00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,120
Ugh. Fine.
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00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:29,583
Maybe if I just leave you in
the jungle, it'll convince you.
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00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,752
Which would make Daring Do left-
hoofed, which we KNOW is false!
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00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,547
And THAT is everything
that's wrong with Daring Do
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00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,341
and the Trek to the
Terrifying Tower.
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00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,677
Now the problems with
the next book are even...
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00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,890
Oh, right. What Daring Do
adventure would be complete
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00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,893
without the precarious
rope bridge?
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I'm all for making things
feel as real as possible
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but are these adventu-cation
ponies sure this thing is safe?
243
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,657
Is it too "realistic" for you?
244
00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:04,409
Wouldn't want THAT on a
Daring Do adventure, would we?
245
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,662
If this were really a
Daring Do adventure,
246
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:09,748
I'm sure I'd step on the wrong
plank at exactly the wrong mo...
247
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,832
[shout]
248
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,838
Heh. Good thing this is all
just a pretend adventure.
249
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,840
At least we know all
of this struggling
250
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,842
won't make the
bridge fall apart.
251
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:21,884
[snap]
252
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,638
You need to get
your money back.
253
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,847
[snap]
254
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,932
[screaming]
255
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,187
[screaming]
256
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,112
[screaming]
257
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:43,573
[thud]
258
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:47,411
Ha! How's THAT for
not possible!
259
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,830
THAT. WAS. AWESOME!
I-I-I thought we...
260
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,083
And then you...
and the flying...
261
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,168
Wow, and I was like
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
262
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,836
And then you swerved!
263
00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:01,800
And I was-was-was on the water!
And the-the rocks?! WOW.
264
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,468
Yeah. If you read
that in a book
265
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,221
you might even think
it was unrealistic.
266
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,889
OK. I'll give
you that one.
267
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,891
I mean we could
have been done for.
268
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,309
We could have been
done for!
269
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,604
What kind of
Adventu-cation IS this?
270
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:17,232
I mean that's just bad business!
What are these ponies thinking?
271
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,900
[foreign accent] Right now?
272
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:22,320
We are thinking that we should
thank you for escaping.
273
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:30,954
For you have led us directly to
the Lost Temple of Chicomoztoc!
274
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,331
[evil laugh]
275
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,922
Make sure they are
secure this time!
276
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,049
We can't have them
escaping again.
277
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,177
You'll never get
away with this.
278
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,930
Won't I? You've led
me to the temple.
279
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:53,017
And Daring Do is too noble to
let harm befall her companions
280
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:57,063
so the amulet is
as good as mine.
281
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:01,526
What? No witty remarks this time
about how silly my plan is?
282
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,362
This isn't the official
Daring Do Experience
283
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,281
Adventu-cation, is it?
284
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,949
FINALLY!
285
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,952
It's some cheap knock-off run by
a bunch of incompetent ponies
286
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,288
that have no idea how to
execute this adventure
287
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,998
with any level of safety!
288
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,459
Ugh.
289
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:20,003
What was that with the bridge!
We were in serious danger!
290
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,046
I'm reporting you all to...
291
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,381
Well, I don't know who
I'm reporting you to,
292
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,009
but it's gonna be
somepony important!
293
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,847
Oh, and this cut-rate
excuse for an "experience"
294
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,973
hasn't proved anything
except that I'm right.
295
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:35,018
It has all the hallmarks of
a lame Daring Do adventure.
296
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,522
Uh... Quibble?
297
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,775
No. I'M talking! Generic
jungle locations? Check.
298
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,903
Overly complicated
villain plot? Check.
299
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,988
Random coincidences
that conveniently
300
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,741
get us to the next
big set piece? CHECK!
301
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,704
Watch where you are
stepping, you fool!
302
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,831
Listen, buddy, I
don't take orders
303
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,500
from some second-rate
performer who learned acting
304
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,378
from the supervillain
school of bad accents.
305
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,005
The only thing this mess
is missing is some giant
306
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,008
Ahuizotl wanna be monster
and I have a feeling
307
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,677
that would be a bit too much
308
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,970
for you bargain basement
adventurers to pull off.
309
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,393
[roar]
310
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,395
Um. You're real.
311
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,855
This is real?
312
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:20,590
[snap]
313
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,023
THIS IS REAL!
314
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,705
I told you to warn me
of anything suspicious,
315
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,457
not run off on an
adventure without me.
316
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,586
Whoa whoa whoa. You're real.
317
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,838
You're-you're...
friends with her?
318
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,050
Uh, we'll have to do
introductions later.
319
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,301
Right now we have to...
320
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,179
Get out of here. Yes! Thank you!
321
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,014
Actually, no.
322
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,099
WHAT?
323
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,268
We can't leave
without the treasure.
324
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,604
And we should probably get
to it before our friend
325
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,105
gets any higher.
326
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,732
[splash]
327
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,904
Whoa!
328
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:13,116
Seven doors, Seven locks. One
of them leads to the treasure.
329
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,953
I'd rather not think about
what the others lead to.
330
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,329
Yeah, yeah. The classic
pony and the tiger bit.
331
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,873
All you have to do is...
332
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,626
Um... Maybe you should let
Daring Do figure it out?
333
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,210
Oh, excuse me.
334
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,675
[fake cough] Not that one.
335
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,516
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh.
336
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,393
Is he always like this?
337
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,438
Yeah. But... he's
usually right.
338
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,731
[sigh]
339
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,149
Which lock do YOU think it is?
340
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:50,612
FINALLY! Look. Each door has
another door that matches.
341
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:54,115
THESE two both have earth
ponies fighting serpents.
342
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,118
THESE two have Pegasi
fighting Griffons.
343
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:03,124
THESE two have unicorns
fighting bears. But THIS one...
344
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,209
Has an alicorn on it!
345
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:09,255
It's the only one without a
match. How did I miss that?
346
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,091
I've been asking myself
that ever since book four.
347
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,100
The Seven-Sided
Chest of Chicomoztoc.
348
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,104
Uh, guys?
349
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,943
The way out is
totally covered!
350
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,945
How are we gonna
get out of here?
351
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,864
There!
352
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,825
Seriously, do you
ever NOT escape
353
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,702
out of the top of a temple?
354
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,163
We'll have to carry mister
adventure critic out with us.
355
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,457
We won't be fast enough!
We'll never make it!
356
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,043
Guys!
357
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,420
I think Rainbow Dash
and I have this covered.
358
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,097
Go around! You
can't go over him!
359
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,766
Go over him? Are you crazy?
360
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,520
If Quibble says go
over him, go over him!
361
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,146
[scream]
362
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,444
You two are insane!
363
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,613
You SAID go over him!
364
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,866
I SAID go around him!
365
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,951
And I said be quiet!
366
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,829
This way! I heard them!
367
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,415
OK, I've got it. Let's
create a fake treasure
368
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,710
out of mud and rocks, give THAT
to Caballeron and then when...
369
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:32,171
Not EVERY Daring Do plan
has to be super complicated.
370
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,551
I swear I heard them!
371
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,595
[crash]
372
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,221
[roar]
373
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,639
[scream]
374
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,183
I'll get you Daring Doooooooo!
375
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:51,649
Uh. Not particularly original
or inspired, but it worked.
376
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,776
Who are you again?
377
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,360
He's a fan.
378
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,655
Uh-huh. There's some stairs on
the other side of the temple
379
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,240
that lead out of
the ravine.
380
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,785
I suggest you two take
them and head west.
381
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,244
What about you?
382
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:06,706
I've got to get this to a
museum. Thanks for your help.
383
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,751
I couldn't have done it
without you. Both of you.
384
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,424
So?
385
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:20,137
So. Maybe the later books
ARE slightly more realistic
386
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,764
than I gave them credit for.
I still don't like them.
387
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,265
What? How can you...
388
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,893
Wait! Hold on! Before
we get in another fight,
389
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,270
I think I finally
figured it out!
390
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:33,024
I love the Daring Do that solves
puzzles and uses her brain
391
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,818
to get out of tough situations.
392
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,236
And she did WAY more of that
in the original trilogy.
393
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,281
YOU love the Daring Do
that is brave and awesome
394
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:43,284
and comes out on top no
matter what the odds.
395
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,911
OK.
396
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,788
And that's OK!
397
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,290
We might never agree on
what makes Daring Do cool.
398
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,919
But YOU are definitely cool.
399
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:56,673
I mean the way you saved
me on the bridge? Wow.
400
00:20:56,714 --> 00:21:02,929
And escaping from the temple!
You, Rainbow Dash, are AWESOME.
401
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:06,557
Well. I'm not the one
who can locate a treasure
402
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,310
in half the time Daring Do can.
403
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,312
You may have terrible
taste in books,
404
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:14,357
but you're pretty
awesome yourself.
405
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,568
In a brainy egghead puzzle-
solving kind of way.
406
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,697
I guess we don't have to agree
on everything to get along.
407
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:21,823
Friends?
408
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,449
DEFINITELY friends.
409
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,954
Do you think AK
Yearling would consider
410
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,330
letting ME write the next book?
411
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,833
I mean, think I could
make things way clearer.
412
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,918
I mean for instance, in
the second adventure
413
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,212
there's a side
character;
414
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:37,172
I don't want to kind
of name it right now,
415
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,716
because it's sort of this thing
that I've already written
416
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,343
a lot of fan fiction on I
don't want, you know... not
that I'm saying that you
would steal it.
417
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,971
But I am saying that this
would totally go along
418
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,057
my whole thing about
puzzle solving.
419
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,350
Except what if each
puzzle that was solved
420
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,352
unlocked a new karate move?
421
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,812
Think of it that way, right?
422
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,605
I'm kind of a Yearlite myself,
423
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,357
so I'm sure she'd be open to...
424
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,276
Rainbow Dash: Uh, Quibble?
425
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,317
Sorry!