1 00:00:02,076 --> 00:00:05,076 Attention, everypony! Attention! 2 00:00:05,166 --> 00:00:08,029 The official Rainbow Dash Fan Club will come to order. 3 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:10,029 Let's get right down to our first order of business. 4 00:00:10,764 --> 00:00:15,663 I motion that Rainbow Dash be declared the most awesome pony in Ponyville. 5 00:00:15,663 --> 00:00:21,141 I second the motion, and might I add that if you looked up the word 'awesome' in the dictionary, 6 00:00:21,141 --> 00:00:23,141 there would be a picture of Rainbow Dash. 7 00:00:24,603 --> 00:00:26,603 I object! 8 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:30,327 I think the word 'awesome' is played out! 9 00:00:30,327 --> 00:00:36,327 Rainbow Dash deserves better. I motion that we declare her the most stupendous pony! 10 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:39,756 'Stupendous'? Is that the best you've got? 11 00:00:39,756 --> 00:00:43,471 I motion that we declare her... wonderiffic! 12 00:00:43,471 --> 00:00:45,471 - Astonishing! - Breathtaking! 13 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:48,690 - Astounding! - Bedazzling! 14 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:51,690 What about super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing? 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:01:02,094 All in favor of declaring Rainbow Dash the most 'super-ultra-extra-ah-whatever-you-said' pony in all of Ponyville, say 'aye'! 16 00:01:02,094 --> 00:01:03,055 Aye! 17 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:41,055 Subbed and synced by GrayJeager http://www.youtube.com/user/JeagerGray http://grayjeager.blogspot.com 18 00:01:51,184 --> 00:01:53,184 What a beautiful day. 19 00:01:54,496 --> 00:01:59,435 There's nothing like a dip in the clouds to make a pegasus feel super relaxed. 20 00:01:59,435 --> 00:02:01,151 Help! Help! 21 00:02:02,151 --> 00:02:04,151 Help! Help! 22 00:02:04,286 --> 00:02:07,286 Looks like my sky swim will have to wait! 23 00:02:09,867 --> 00:02:12,830 I'm Rainbow Dash, and I'm here to rescue you! 24 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:26,419 What's with this crowd? Uh, thanks everypony. 25 00:02:26,419 --> 00:02:28,186 It was really no big deal. 26 00:02:28,186 --> 00:02:32,185 To me it was! You're my hero, Rainbow Dash! 27 00:02:38,185 --> 00:02:40,185 That Rainbow Dash sure is something. 28 00:02:40,817 --> 00:02:43,062 Something special. 29 00:03:22,062 --> 00:03:24,062 Oh no! There's something wrong with the baby! 30 00:03:26,788 --> 00:03:31,696 She's not cheering for everypony's favorite hero, Rainbow Dash! 31 00:03:44,696 --> 00:03:49,696 There just aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe Rainbow Dash's awesomeness. 32 00:03:49,841 --> 00:03:51,841 I can think of a few new words. 33 00:03:51,907 --> 00:03:54,462 And I bet 'modest' is not one of them. 34 00:04:00,462 --> 00:04:03,194 No, but she is kinda awesome. 35 00:04:15,194 --> 00:04:19,184 Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here! 36 00:04:31,184 --> 00:04:33,184 We'd be lost without you! 37 00:04:33,446 --> 00:04:35,127 You're our hero, Rainbow Dash! 38 00:04:35,127 --> 00:04:38,031 Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! 39 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:40,031 I can't hear you! 40 00:04:40,644 --> 00:04:50,343 Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! 41 00:04:51,343 --> 00:04:55,343 Call me silly, but I think this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head. 44 00:05:06,803 --> 00:05:10,764 Danger's my middle name. Rainbow 'Danger' Dash. 45 00:05:10,764 --> 00:05:14,764 Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day. 46 00:05:14,819 --> 00:05:15,120 That day. 47 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:19,120 Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely arrogant ever since. 48 00:05:21,428 --> 00:05:25,372 Hey, Applejack. How would you like to be immortalized as my friend? 49 00:05:25,372 --> 00:05:26,372 Immorta what? 50 00:05:29,488 --> 00:05:31,283 Are you taking notes? 51 00:05:31,283 --> 00:05:36,004 Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography! 52 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:40,004 Autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about. 53 00:05:40,634 --> 00:05:43,634 Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. 54 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:47,129 But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. 55 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,129 That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer. 56 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,045 Spike's a ghost! 57 00:05:54,045 --> 00:05:55,045 Anyway... 58 00:05:55,483 --> 00:05:59,214 Spike here writes down everything I say. Don't you, Spike? 59 00:05:59,214 --> 00:06:02,214 'Don't you Spike...' Got it! 60 00:06:03,242 --> 00:06:08,000 This way, I can stay focused on performing those acts of bravery that nopony else has the guts to perform. 61 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Yep, it takes guts. But it also takes brains. 62 00:06:12,675 --> 00:06:14,119 And sometimes a big lunch and a nap. 63 00:06:15,119 --> 00:06:20,119 Being a hero is surely not for everypony, but I'm up to the challenge. 64 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:28,019 There you go. 65 00:06:29,019 --> 00:06:32,019 Someday, I wanna be just like you! 66 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,040 Aim high, kid, but don't aim for the impossible. 67 00:06:38,252 --> 00:06:40,252 Help! Help! 68 00:06:41,648 --> 00:06:43,514 Don't you think you should go and help? 69 00:06:43,514 --> 00:06:47,151 Yeah, yeah. I've got a good ten seconds to spare. Just a couple more. 70 00:06:54,151 --> 00:06:58,151 The tension is unbearable. Will Rainbow Dash make it on time? 71 00:07:17,495 --> 00:07:20,447 Holy turnips, that pony came out of nowhere! 72 00:07:20,447 --> 00:07:23,447 I've never seen such bravery in all my life! 73 00:07:23,533 --> 00:07:27,213 That's right! Ponyville has a new hero. 74 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:31,213 A mysterious mare that has done well by our fair city today. 75 00:07:31,932 --> 00:07:37,745 I dub this new masked hero 'The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well'! 76 00:07:39,745 --> 00:07:45,019 'Mare-Do-Well', huh? Well that mare would do well to stay outta my way! 77 00:07:45,019 --> 00:07:49,019 Ponyville's only got room for one hero, and that hero is me! 78 00:08:05,894 --> 00:08:08,894 Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow- 79 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:14,586 Excuse me, do you think you could skip your catchphrase and just hurry up and save us?! 80 00:08:14,586 --> 00:08:16,057 Fine! Picky, picky. 81 00:08:40,057 --> 00:08:42,057 Thank you mare to, well um- 82 00:08:44,303 --> 00:08:48,303 I can't believe it. Mare-Do-Well is stronger than me? 83 00:08:48,711 --> 00:08:55,702 Well, a hero is more than just muscle. And she's gonna learn that the hard way. 84 00:09:19,702 --> 00:09:23,589 Never fear, your friendly neighborhood whoa! 85 00:09:29,589 --> 00:09:30,589 Never fear- 86 00:09:32,678 --> 00:09:35,033 I'm coming... hold on. 87 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:36,033 Look! 88 00:10:02,361 --> 00:10:03,361 Look out for the- 89 00:10:03,932 --> 00:10:04,932 Watch out for falling- 90 00:10:05,932 --> 00:10:08,644 On your left! Argh! Your other left! 91 00:10:09,644 --> 00:10:12,224 Here you go, safe and sound. 92 00:10:19,224 --> 00:10:23,201 Well, Mare-Do-Well, or should I call you 'Mare-Do-Slow'? 93 00:10:23,201 --> 00:10:27,201 You're gonna have to pick up the pace if you wanna compete with me, 'cause I move like lightning. 94 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:31,599 Actually, she saved all of us! We owe her our lives! 95 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:46,143 Okay. She's strong, fast, and somehow knows what's gonna happen ahead of time. 96 00:10:46,143 --> 00:10:48,143 I've gotta step up my game. 97 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:03,116 If the dam breaks, the whole town will be flooded! 98 00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:05,116 Looks like Ponyville needs a hero! 99 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,130 Easy peasy. 100 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,461 My game is officially back on. 101 00:11:11,725 --> 00:11:14,446 If only somepony were here to pat me on the back... 102 00:11:14,446 --> 00:11:16,339 Well, I'll do it myself. 103 00:11:22,339 --> 00:11:24,339 Heeeelp! 104 00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:37,466 You?! 105 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:41,739 I suppose you want me to thank- 106 00:11:50,739 --> 00:11:53,739 You gotta be kidding me. 107 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,255 Lemme get this straight. 108 00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:10,255 She's strong, she's agile, and she's magic? 109 00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:14,188 How do I compete with that? 110 00:12:17,188 --> 00:12:20,188 Wait a minute. I do have a leg up on her. 111 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:22,256 And that leg is... wings! 112 00:12:25,886 --> 00:12:27,855 Take that, Mare-Do-Well! 113 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:38,808 Oh, for the love of pete. 114 00:12:40,808 --> 00:12:45,408 Gotta hand it to the girl, that Mare-Do-Well sure can pull off some pretty heroic feats. 115 00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:50,408 I must say I was impressed by that spell she used to fix the dam. 116 00:12:50,509 --> 00:12:53,198 Seems like something like that would take quite a bit of study. 117 00:12:55,198 --> 00:12:58,198 She really cares about everypony's safety. 118 00:12:58,436 --> 00:13:04,275 Have you seen her costume? It is to die for! If you ask me she's a hero of fashion. 119 00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:06,275 And she's modest and humble. 120 00:13:06,642 --> 00:13:10,480 She lets her actions speak for themselves. Gotta admire that. 121 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:14,479 I don't have to admire that! I don't think she's all that great! 122 00:13:14,479 --> 00:13:17,273 - She's... great. - I didn't say that. 123 00:13:17,273 --> 00:13:19,273 Sounds like somepony's jealous. 124 00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:20,804 Who, me? 125 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:24,543 - Rainbow Dash is jealous. - Don't write that, Spike! 126 00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:31,543 Correction: Rainbow Dash is very jealous. 127 00:13:31,851 --> 00:13:37,851 Fine! Laugh all you want, but I'll be the one laughing when I prove to you all that I'm just as good- 128 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:41,386 no, that I'm a better hero than Mare-Do-Well! 129 00:13:49,386 --> 00:13:51,283 No sign of trouble here, darnit. 130 00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:56,283 Buses and baby carriages are always careening down this hill. 131 00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:59,496 Where is an out-of-control vehicle when you need one?! 132 00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:04,514 There are absolutely no freak natural disasters going on anywhere! 133 00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:08,514 How am I supposed to prove myself when everything's so normal and safe? 134 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:13,371 Hold it right there, Granny Smith! You don't have to pretend with me. 135 00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:16,309 I can see that you're in way over your head here. 136 00:14:16,309 --> 00:14:18,280 Eh, what's that? 137 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:23,059 You're putting on a brave face, I get it. But you don't have to anymore. 138 00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:25,059 I'll help you cross the street! 139 00:14:26,756 --> 00:14:29,756 Actually I can cross the street just fine! 140 00:14:29,942 --> 00:14:35,942 Don't worry! You're in extremely... capable... hooves! 141 00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:40,671 Back off! 142 00:14:44,671 --> 00:14:47,426 Here we are! Safe and sound. 143 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:52,426 A good and heroic citizen deserves a little recognition, don't you think? 144 00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:58,373 I didn't wanna cross the street in the first place! 145 00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:04,028 Somepony's in trouble! 146 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:10,028 You'd better let me handle this, ma'am! 147 00:15:10,489 --> 00:15:14,258 For your own safety, I must ask you to stand back! 148 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,258 Oh, brother. 149 00:15:36,341 --> 00:15:37,072 Ta-dah! 150 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,072 Uh... thanks. 151 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,754 How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing? 152 00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:47,581 Aren't you milking this a bit? 153 00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:49,447 Please, just answer the question! 154 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,404 Was I, or was I not, amazing? 155 00:15:51,404 --> 00:15:54,404 - No, you're amazing alright. An amazingly- - Oh look ! 156 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:07,918 Another great feat of heroism! I have just saved that grass! 157 00:16:07,918 --> 00:16:09,908 From what? 158 00:16:09,908 --> 00:16:14,482 From weeds! Weeds that were attempting to eat this lawn! 159 00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:16,124 Lame. 160 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:19,124 Whatever. 161 00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,134 Who am I kidding? 162 00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:33,134 All anypony talks about is Mare-Do-Well this, and Mare-Do-Well that! 163 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:38,745 What about me? How could everypony forget about me so easily? 164 00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:41,373 I mean... have I changed? 165 00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:47,020 Same sleek body. Same flowing mane. Same spectacular hooves. 166 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,020 Nope, I'm still awesome. 167 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:54,206 They're wrong. But... then... why am I all alone? 168 00:16:55,477 --> 00:16:57,039 I hate being all alone. 169 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:01,039 - Hey Rainbow Dash! - I knew it! 170 00:17:03,052 --> 00:17:06,052 No need to apologize, squirt. Anypony could make a mistake. 171 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,461 Mistake? What mistake? 172 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,345 Wait a minute. Why are you here? 173 00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:14,345 To invite you to join us. 174 00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:19,093 We're heading off to the thank you parade for Ponyville's greatest hero, Mare-Do-Well. 175 00:17:20,093 --> 00:17:25,093 No! No way! Can't you see I wanna be alone? I love being alone. 176 00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:28,114 Oh, ok. See you later then. 177 00:17:28,268 --> 00:17:31,268 Yeah, right, like I'm gonna thank her. 178 00:17:31,522 --> 00:17:34,003 Thank you, Mare-Do-Well, whoever you are, for ruining e- 179 00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:38,003 Hey squirt! Wait up! 180 00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:48,172 Welcome to Ponyville's first, but surely not last, thank you parade, in honor of our city's greatest hero, 181 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:51,020 the mysterious Mare-Do-Well! 182 00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,020 The mysterious Mare-Do-Well, huh? 183 00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:07,027 So what are you hiding? Let's see how mysterious you are without that mask! 184 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,032 What the hay? 185 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,032 I got you now! 186 00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:01,050 Alright, Miss Mysterious! Mystery... 187 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,726 ... solved! 188 00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:10,413 P-P-P-Pinkie?! What the-th-th-huh?! 189 00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:18,413 Twilight?! 190 00:19:20,438 --> 00:19:22,150 Applejack?! 191 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:23,150 There were three of you? 192 00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:27,282 Yup, we all played Mare-Do-Well at different times. 193 00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:30,231 I stopped the carriage bus with these babies. 194 00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:32,051 Bucky McGillygutty and Kicks McGee. 195 00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:36,051 I saved the construction workers with my Pinkie Sense. 196 00:19:39,509 --> 00:19:40,509 Sorry! 197 00:19:40,898 --> 00:19:42,027 It's alright. 198 00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:44,027 And I used my magic to fix the dam. 199 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:47,530 Ooh, ooh! And I did the flyby afterwards. 200 00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:51,002 I made the costumes. Fabulous if I do say so myself. 201 00:19:53,002 --> 00:19:54,002 I don't understand. 202 00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:56,332 Why? 203 00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:58,604 Don't you want me to be a hero? 204 00:19:58,721 --> 00:20:01,349 Of course we want you to be a hero. 205 00:20:01,349 --> 00:20:04,094 But a real hero doesn't brag. 206 00:20:04,094 --> 00:20:07,094 I guess I did start to brag a little. 207 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,166 A little?! 208 00:20:10,507 --> 00:20:12,263 Okay, a lot. 209 00:20:12,263 --> 00:20:15,263 Celebrating your accomplishments is natural. But... 210 00:20:15,809 --> 00:20:18,694 Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not. 211 00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:22,163 Yeah, the only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake. 212 00:20:28,163 --> 00:20:30,163 I think we're getting off topic here. 213 00:20:30,432 --> 00:20:34,317 What we're trying to say is, it's great to be really good at something, 214 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,317 but it's important to act with grace and humility. 215 00:20:40,788 --> 00:20:43,539 That makes loads more sense. 216 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,434 Yeah. You're right. 217 00:20:45,434 --> 00:20:50,434 And I guess I should've also acted with grace and humility when others outshine me. 218 00:20:50,673 --> 00:20:52,194 Like Mare-Do-Well. 219 00:20:53,194 --> 00:20:56,194 Sounds like you've got a letter to write to Princess Celestia. 220 00:20:56,530 --> 00:21:01,140 Already got it covered. As your ghost writer, I've already penned a letter to the Princess. 221 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:05,140 That's nice of you, Spike, but I really wanna write this letter myself. 222 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:09,429 Come on, I wrote the whole thing already! 223 00:21:09,429 --> 00:21:11,429 Okay, let's hear it. 224 00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:16,000 - Dear Princess Cel- - Look out! It's a real ghost!