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(knocking on door)

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Twilight: (opens door) Oh! Hi, Pinkie Pie.

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(upbeat party melody)
Pinkie Pie: (singing) This is your 
 singing telegram
I hope it finds you well

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You're invited to a party
'Cause we think you're really swell

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Gummy's turning one year old
So help us celebrate

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The cake will be delicious
The festivities first-rate

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(piano interlude)
There will be games and dancing
Bob for apples, cut a rug (poppers blast)

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And when the party's over
We'll gather 'round for a group hug

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(off-rhythm piano interlude; song tempo decreases)
(exhausted) No need to 
 bring a gift
Being there will be enough

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Birthdays mean having fun with friends
Not getting lots of stuff

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(plodding piano interlude; song becomes slow and dissonant)
(ragged) It won't be 
 the same without you
So we hope that you say yes

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So please, oh please, R.S.V.P.
And come and be 
 our guest (song ends, Pinkie Pie collapses)

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Pinkie Pie: (hoarse, raspy voice) Next time, I 
 think I'll just pass out written invitations...

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(Pinkie Pie collapses)

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(theme song begins) My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ah, ah, ah, ah,

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(My Little Pony) Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be

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(My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me

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Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun

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Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong

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Fluttershy: Sharing kindness
Twilight: It's an easy feat

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All: And magic makes it all complete, yeah

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(My Little Pony) Do you know, you're all my very best friends

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(splash)

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(Applejack chomps loudly)

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Rainbow Dash: Nice one! Now, lemme show ya how it's really done.

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Pinkie Pie: Hey, girls!
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Pinkie Pie!

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Applejack: Howdy!

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Pinkie Pie: I just wanted to tell you how happy I 
 am that you could make it to Gummy's party!

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Applejack: Are you kiddin'?! I wouldn't have missed it fer the world!

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Rainbow Dash: Me neither! When Pinkie Pie throws a party, I am THERE! (splash)

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TA-DA!

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Pinkie Pie: Aw, it's just a boring old apple!

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Don't worry! There are plenty of other surprises in there!

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Rainbow Dash: (spits apple out) What kind of surprises?!

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Pinkie Pie: I can't tell you that, silly! Then it wouldn't be a "surprise!"

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(Rainbow Dash and Applejack "hm," filtered as gurgling)

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(Applejack strains, grunts; water splashes)

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(Applejack chuckles)

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(Rarity slurping through straw)

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(punch pours into glass)

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Rarity: This punch is simply divine.

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(Gummy blows bubbles)

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(Rarity spittakes)
Pinkie Pie: It's Gummy's favorite!

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(Rarity gulps nervously)

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(Rarity slurps through straw; party music plays)
OOH! This is my JAM!

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(Rarity spits out punch)

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Pinkie Pie: Having fun?
Twilight: A blast!

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Fluttershy: You always throw the best parties, Pinkie Pie!

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Pinkie Pie: They're always the best parties because my best friends are always there!

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(Twilight and Fluttershy yelp and crash into wall)

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COME ON, EVERYPONY!

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Gummy wants to dance!

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Go Gummy, it's your birthday! Go Gummy, it's your birthday!

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Applejack: Hoo-wee! I am beat!

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Haven't danced that much, since...well, since your last party!

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Thanks again fer the invite!

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Rainbow Dash: See ya later, birthday alligator!
Rarity: Bravo for hosting yet another delightful soirée.

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Fluttershy: It's been lovely.

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Pinkie Pie: You sure you don't wanna stay? There's still some cake left!

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Twilight: Uh, I think I'm gonna pass.

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Great party, though. We should do this again soon.

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Pinkie Pie: (gasps) We SHOULD do this again soon!

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(knocking on door)

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Twilight: (opens door) Oh! Hi, Pinki-
Pinkie Pie: IT'S "SOON!"

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Twilight: ...Pardon me?

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Pinkie Pie: You said we should have another party soon, and...it's "soon!"

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Here's your invitation!

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Twilight: (reading) "You're invited to Gummy's After-Birthday Party.

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This afternoon at 3 o'clock."

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Pinkie Pie: All our bestest friends are invited, and there’s gonna 
 be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice-cream, and punch!

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Twilight: (hesitantly) THIS afternoon...? As in, "this afternoon," this afternoon?

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Pinkie Pie: Yes, indeedy!

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Twilight: (nervously) Oh, gosh, I wish I could make it, 
 but I've gotten a little behind in my studies.

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(books pile up)
I've really gotta hit the books.

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Pinkie Pie: I understand. Your studies come first.

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But don't worry! We'll be sure to save you some cake.

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Twilight: Please do!
Pinkie Pie: Oh! And Twilight?

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You shouldn't "hit" the books. You should really just READ them.

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Twilight: I'll keep that in mind.

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Applejack: (startled) Huh?!

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Oh, hi, Pinkie Pie!

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What brings you around these parts?

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Pinkie Pie: Who's ready to shake their "hoove-thang?" [hoove(s) + groove]

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It's an invitation to Gummy's After-Birthday Party this afternoon!

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There's gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice cream, and punch!

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Applejack: ...THIS afternoon? As in, "this afternoon," this afternoon?

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Pinkie Pie: That's funny. That's just what Twilight said.

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And the answer is, "YES! It's this afternoon!"

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Applejack: (stammering nervously) Uh, well, uh...uh...I-I don't think I can make it, 'cause...uh...

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I have to, uh...uh, you know what, I...uh...

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PICK APPLES! Yep, apples! 'Cause...that's...what we do!

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With the...apples, we uh...pick 'em.

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(ominous music)

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(Applejack chuckles nervously and gulps)

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Pinkie Pie: (sweetly) Okie-dokie-lokie! A party is still a 
 party, even if there are only THREE guests!

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(Applejack sighs with relief)

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(garbage can clanking, Spike grunting)

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Spike: (dreamily) Anything else I can do for you, Most Beautiful One?

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Rarity: (sniffs, recoils) Perhaps you could take a bath.

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How do I put this delicately...?

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You smell like a rotten apple core that's been wrapped 
 in moldy hay and dipped in dragon perspiration.

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(Spike sighs dreamily)

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Rarity: Ooh, looove the new hat. Very modern. What's the occasion?

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Pinkie Pie: Gummy's After-Birthday Party is this afternoon! I'm delivering the invitations!

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Rarity: ...The party is THIS afternoon? As in, "this afternoon," this afternoon?

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Pinkie Pie: It's so strange! Everypony keeps saying that!

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Rarity: (feigning ignorance) O-oh, do they...?

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Pinkie Pie: I know it’s short notice, but we had such a great time at his 
 birthday party, I thought we could have even more fun at his after-birthday party.

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Rarity: And I'm sure that we would, but I'm going to have to decline.

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I have to...wash my hair!

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Pinkie Pie: Don't be silly! Your hair doesn't look dirty.

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Rarity: It doesn't?
Pinkie Pie: Nope!

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(splorch)

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Rarity: (nauseous) See...? (gurgles) Dirty...

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I have to go...

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(door slams)

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Pinkie Pie: Huh...No Twilight, no Applejack, no Rarity.

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Oh well! A party is still a party with only two guests!

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Rainbow Dash: THIS afternoon?
Fluttershy: As in-

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Pinkie Pie: (losing patience) YES! As in, "this afternoon," this afternoon!

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Rainbow Dash: (stalling) Oh, man, we'd love to, but...we're...house-sitting this afternoon!

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Pinkie Pie: (sighs) BOTH of you?

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Fluttershy: It's, uh...a big house.

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Rainbow Dash: Uh, look at the time! We'd really better get going.

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Pinkie Pie: WAIT! Maybe I could bring you some after-birthday cake and ice cream!

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Who are ya house-sitting for?

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Rainbow Dash: Harry.
Pinkie Pie: "Harry?"

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Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I don't think you know him.

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Pinkie Pie: That's strange. I know just about everypony around here.

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Fluttershy: He's a bear.
Pinkie Pie: A bear...?

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Rainbow Dash: Yup! He's a bear, all right, and he'll be pretty 
 upset if we don't get over to his house soon!

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Pinkie Pie: Wait! There's a bear around here who lives in a house?

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Fluttershy: It's, uh, really more of a cave.

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Rainbow Dash: But he's fixed the place up 
 so much it FEELS like a house.

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Fluttershy: And, uh, he wants us to look after his 
 house...uh, cave...while he's, uh...
Rainbow Dash: At the beach!

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Pinkie Pie: He's vacationing at the beach?

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Rainbow Dash: Yup! He loves to...

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(simultaneously)
Fluttershy: Collect seashells.
Rainbow Dash: Play beach volleyball!

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(simultaneously)
Fluttershy: Collect seashells.
Rainbow Dash: Play beach volleyball!

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(simultaneously)
Fluttershy: Play beach volleyball.
Rainbow Dash: Collect seashells!

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(simultaneously)
Fluttershy: Collect volleyball.
Rainbow Dash: Collect seashells!

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Rainbow Dash: Goootta go! (zoom)

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Pinkie Pie: Something strange is DEFINITELY going on around here, Gummy.

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Sure, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy had to house-sit for that vacationing bear,

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but what are the chances all my OTHER 
 friends would have plans this afternoon, too?

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Rarity has to wash her hair?

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Applejack has to pick apples?

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Twilight is behind on her studies and has to hit the books?

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The more I think about it, the more those 
 are starting to sound like... (gasps) EXCUSES!

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(Pinkie Pie stifles a gasp)

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("Mission: Impossible"-like music plays)

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(door slams)

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That doesn't look like studying...OR hitting!

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(bell dings, swinging doors open)
Mrs. Cake: Oh! You must be here for-

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Twilight: SHH! (whispering) Is Pinkie Pie around?

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Mrs Cake: Oh, I don't think so.

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(aluminum can dangles down noisily)
Twilight: Good. I don't 
 want her to know anything about this.

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Mrs. Cake: Yes, of course! I'll be right back.

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Pinkie Pie: (anxiously) But we're friends. What wouldn't 
 Twilight want me to know anything about?

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(hooves clopping)
Pinkie Pie: (gasps) She's coming back!
Mrs. Cake: (echoing through can) There you go!

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Twilight: (through can) Thanks. And remember, not a word to Pinkie Pie.

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...Hey! What's with the tin can?

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(Twilight yelps in pain)

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(can clatters on floor)

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Pinkie Pie: (resolutely) Time to get to the bottom of things.

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Pinkie Pie: (gasps) I think our cover's been blown! I'll need a new disguise...

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(Rarity opens door)

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Rarity: (furtively) She didn't see you at the Sweet Shop, did she?

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Twilight: (hushed) I don't think so.

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Rarity: Oh, good. I'd hate for her to ruin everything.

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Twilight: Me, too.

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(box lands on ground)

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(disguise pops out of hay followed by Gummy)

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(Gummy sneezes)

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Rarity: (furtively) Have you seen her?

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Fluttershy: Not since this morning.

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Rarity: Me neither. Can you believe she was 
 planning on throwing an after-birthday party TODAY?!

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Fluttershy: I'm just glad I was able to come up 
 with an excuse for why I couldn't be there.

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Rarity: Me, too. This is obviously going to be so much better.

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Fluttershy: As long as we keep her from finding out about it, it will.

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Rarity: (whispers ostentatiously) SEE YOU LATER.

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(Pinkie Pie bounces, crashes into wall, yelps)

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(Fluttershy grunts)

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(Fluttershy screams)

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Pinkie Pie: (downtrodden) I thought everypony loved my parties...

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Rainbow Dash: (nonchalantly) Hi, Pinkie Pie!

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Uh-oh...

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Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash! Wait!

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(Rainbow Dash sighs with relief)
Pinkie Pie: WHERE ARE YOU GOING! (Rainbow Dash gasps)

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Pinkie Pie: (frenzied, echoing) WHAT'S THE REAL REASON YOU WON'T COME TO GUMMY'S PARTY?!

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(bell rings loudly)

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(Rainbow Dash grunts)

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Pinkie Pie: (screaming) WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAG?!

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Rainbow Dash: (anxiously) Applejack! We have a problem!

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(Applejack gasps)

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(barn door slams shut)

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(Pinkie Pie slams head against door repeatedly)

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Pinkie Pie: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

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(door creaks open)
Applejack: (nervously) Uh...Howdy, partner!

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Pinkie Pie: (suspiciously) Mind if I...take a look inside the BARN?

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Applejack: (stumbling over words) No- Uh, I mean, 
 yes- I mean...you can't come in here.

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Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash just went in there.

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Applejack: Oh, she was just bringin' in some, uh...supplies!

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Yep! Supplies for the...renovation!

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Fixin' up the whole thing, top t'bottom!

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(ostentatiously) Uh, LOTS OF CONSTRUCTION GOIN' ON IN THERE RIGHT NOW!

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Rainbow Dash: (whispering audibly) You heard her! "Construction!"

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(Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity mimicking various construction tools unconvincingly)

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(Pinkie Pie yelps)

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Applejack: Yep! Construction! That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it! (chuckles weakly)

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(gulps nervously)

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Pinkie Pie: (threatening monotone) Okie-dokie-lokie.

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(Applejack sighs with relief)

216
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(Applejack sighs heavily)

217
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(others sigh)

218
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Pinkie Pie: (frustrated) Secrets and lies! It's all secrets and lies with those ponies!

219
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They're up to something, Gummy!

220
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Something they don't want me to know about!

221
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Well, I'm gonna know about it! I'm gonna know about it BIG TIME!

222
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And I know just who's gonna tell me all about 
 it! TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT BIG TIME!

223
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Spike: Wow! Nice spread!

224
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Pinkie Pie: (genially) It's all yours, Spike.

225
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(Pinkie Pie drags lamp over)

226
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(Gummy chomps Spike's tail, light clicks on loudly)

227
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Pinkie Pie: (flatly) All you have to do is talk.

228
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Spike: (oblivious) That's it? Oh, you got it!

229
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Okay, uh, beautiful weather we're havin', eh?

230
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I LOVE a sunny spring day, don't you?

231
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The birds chirpin' and the flowers bloomin'...

232
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Pinkie Pie: (pointedly) Nonono. Talk about our friends.

233
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Spike: (oblivious) Oh! Okay. Let's see...well, there's Twilight Sparkle.

234
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She's a unicorn. Good with magic, a real brainiac...

235
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And then you got Rarity! Total. Knockout.

236
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Twilight seems to think I don't have a chance 
 with her, but...eh, what does SHE know?

237
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Let's see. There's...There's Fluttershy, a pegasus who's afraid of heights.

238
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Spike: Heh. What's up with that?
Pinkie Pie: (groans) NO! You're NOT understanding me!

239
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I want you to CONFESS!

240
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Spike: Confess...?

241
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Pinkie Pie: (threateningly) CONFESS!!

242
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Spike: (fearful, rapid pleading) I'm the one who spilled juice all 
 over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions!"

243
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Pinkie Pie: And...?

244
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Spike: And I'm the one who used up all the hot 
 water yesterday when I took a seven-hour bubble bath!

245
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Pinkie Pie: (impatiently) And...?

246
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Spike: ...And sometimes, when no one's around, I do this:

247
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(macho) Lookin' good, Spike! Lookin' REAL good!

248
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Pinkie Pie: (seething) No, no, NO, NOOO!

249
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Spike: (pleading) W-what do you want to hear?! Tell me what 
 you want me to say, and I'll say it!

250
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Pinkie Pie: Tell me that my friends are all lying to 
 me and avoiding me because they don't like my parties,

251
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(frenzied shouting) AND THEY DON'T WANNA BE MY FRIENDS ANYMORE!

252
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(Pinkie Pie panting furiously)

253
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Spike: (repeating obliviously) "Your friends are all lying to you 
 and avoiding you 'cause they don't like your parties,

254
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and they don't wanna be your friends anymore!"

255
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Pinkie Pie: (triumphantly) AHA! I KNEW IT!

256
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(hair "pops" and "deflates" like a balloon)

257
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"Pinkamena": (morosely) Oh no! My friends don't like my parties, 
 and they don't wanna be my friends anymore...

258
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Spike: (clears throat) Uh...sooo...?

259
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(plate scrapes, Spike begins chewing noisily)

260
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(Pinkamena sighs dejectedly)

261
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Pinkamena: (cheerfully) Thank you all SO much for coming!

262
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It means SO much to Gummy.

263
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(lowers pitch) "Could I have some more punch?"

264
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(normal pitch) Why, of COURSE you can have more punch, Mr. Turnip!

265
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(butch Brooklyn inflection) "Dis is one great pahty! You really outdun yerself!

266
00:16:15,512 --> 00:16:17,010
(normal) Why, thank you, Rocky.

267
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(bourgeois accent) "I'm having a delightful time as well!"

268
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(normal) I'm so glad, Sir Lintsalot [Lancelot]! (donkey brays)

269
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(extremely high pitch falsetto French accent)
"Might I tro'ble you for anoozher slaice of cake?"

270
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(normal) Anything for you, Madame LeFlour [LeFleur]!

271
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(Rocky's voice) "I'm just glad none o'dem ponies showed up!"

272
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(normal) Oh, they're not so bad.

273
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(Rocky) "'Not so bad?!' Puh-lease! Dey're a buncha losahs!"

274
00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:51,006
(normal) Oh, come on, now. "Losers" might be a little strong, don't you think?

275
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(Sir Lintsalot) "After the way they treated you? I say 'losers' isn't strong enough!"

276
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(normal) Well, it WAS pretty rude...

277
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(Madame LeFlour) "Preetee rood? Eet vas downright deespeecable!"

278
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(normal) It WAS, wasn't it?!

279
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(Mr. Turnip) "If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again."

280
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(normal) You know what? I'm NOT gonna speak to them ever again!

281
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And I'm not gonna invite them to another party as long as I LIVE!

282
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They don't DESERVE to be invited to my parties, 
 (twitch) not after the way they've been acting!

283
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("voices" talking over each other) (Rocky) "You show 'em!"
(Madame LaFlour) "Deespeecable! Yes, 
 zat's right!"
(Sir Lintsalot) "Such losers! Yeah!" (Mr. Turnip) "Well done!"

284
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(knocking on door)
(normal) Who could that be?

285
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Rainbow Dash: (opens door) Hey there, Pinkie Pie!

286
00:17:31,881 --> 00:17:34,000
Sorry I was in such a rush earlier.

287
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,000
Had someplace to be and couldn't slow down and say, "Hello."

288
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You know how it goes.

289
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Pinkamena: (clenching teeth) I know how it goes, all right.

290
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:43,009
Rainbow Dash: (apprehensively) Yeeeah...so, why don't you come 
 with me over to Sweet Apple Acres?

291
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:47,005
Pinkamena: No, thanks. I'm spending time with my REAL friends.

292
00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:49,004
Isn't that right, Madame LeFlour?

293
00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:52,001
(Madame LeFlour) "Oui! Zat ees correct, Madame!"

294
00:17:52,106 --> 00:17:54,005
Rainbow Dash: Uh...Pinkie Pie?

295
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(Gummy bouncing on balloon)
Pinkamena: (normal) Another slice of 
 cake, Sir Lintsalot?
(Sir Linstalot) "I'd love one!"

296
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Rainbow Dash: ...Aaallrighty. What do you say we get out of Creepytown 
 and head over to Applejack's-
Pinkamena: (Mr. Turnip) "She's not goin' anywhere!"

297
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(normal) I most certainly am not! I'm having a wonderful time right here!

298
00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:12,000
Rainbow Dash: You should really just come with me.

299
00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:15,001
Pinkamena: (Rocky) "You hoid da lady! She ain't goin' nowheres, CHUMP!"

300
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,007
Rainbow Dash: (losing patience) Who you callin' a chump, CHUMP?

301
00:18:17,678 --> 00:18:19,005
(rocks clatter to ground)

302
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(sighs) That's it. Party's over.

303
00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:23,008
Rainbow Dash: Come on, Pinkie Pie!
Pinkamena: No!

304
00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:26,006
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, let's go!
Pinkamena: I said, "NO!"

305
00:18:26,595 --> 00:18:31,007
Rainbow Dash: (straining) You...have to...come with...ME!

306
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:34,008
Pinkamena: No...I...DON'T!

307
00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:37,009
(Rainbow Dash crashes into wall)

308
00:18:39,388 --> 00:18:41,007
Rainbow Dash: Oh, you wanna do this the hard way?!

309
00:18:41,693 --> 00:18:43,006
We'll do this the hard way!

310
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:49,007
(Rainbow Dash grunting, Pinkie Pie dragging)

311
00:18:49,651 --> 00:18:52,006
Rainbow Dash: (panting) We're...here...

312
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,007
Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity: SURPRISE!

313
00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:07,004
Fluttershy: I really thought she'd be more excited...

314
00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:13,008
Pinkamena: Excited?! EXCITED?! (voice breaking) Why would I be 
 excited to attend my own farewell party?!

315
00:19:13,809 --> 00:19:15,007
Twilight: "Farewell party...?"

316
00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:21,003
Pinkamena: YES! You don't like me anymore, so you decided to kick me 
 out of the group and throw a great, big party to celebrate!

317
00:19:21,282 --> 00:19:23,005
(flailing) A "Farewell to Pinkie Pie" party!

318
00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:28,008
Applejack: Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugarcube?

319
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:32,007
Pinkamena: Why...? Why? WHY?! (Fluttershy collapses)

320
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(flailing) Because you've been LYING to me and AVOIDING me ALL DAY! THAT'S WHY!

321
00:19:37,881 --> 00:19:42,007
Rainbow Dash: (dryly) Uh, yeah! Because we wanted your party to be a SURPRISE!

322
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:46,001
Rarity: We've been planning this party for such a long time.

323
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:50,007
We had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's 
 party so that we could get everything ready for YOURS!

324
00:19:50,696 --> 00:19:57,007
Twilight: If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I 
 picked up from Sugarcube Corner say, “Happy Birthday, Pinkie Pie?”

325
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(Pinkie Pie's mane puffs out)

326
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:10,006
Pinkie Pie: Because it's my BIRTHDAY!

327
00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:12,007
Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?!

328
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:15,003
(all but Pinkie Pie sigh with relief)

329
00:20:15,287 --> 00:20:19,009
And you like me so much, you decided to throw me a surprise party!

330
00:20:19,912 --> 00:20:23,001
Rarity: That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling!

331
00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:25,006
Pinkie Pie: You girls are the best friends EVER!

332
00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:29,001
(ashamed) How could I have ever doubted you?

333
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:32,008
Twilight: It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.

334
00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:36,001
(ponies agreeing)

335
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,001
Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.

336
00:20:39,069 --> 00:20:40,003
Twilight: Huh?

337
00:20:40,294 --> 00:20:41,005
Rainbow Dash: You don't wanna know.

338
00:20:41,486 --> 00:20:46,003
Applejack: All right, girls. Enough o'this gab. (record scratches) LET'S PARTY!

339
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:51,009
(party music plays, ponies laugh)

340
00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:54,002
Twilight: (voiceover) "Dear Princess Celestia,

341
00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:57,003
I am writing to you from the most delightful party.

342
00:20:57,251 --> 00:21:00,003
I'm not only having a great time with my friends,

343
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:04,007
but also was given the opportunity to learn a valuable lesson about friendship.

344
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,002
Always expect the best from your friends,

345
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:08,008
and never assume the worst.

346
00:21:08,831 --> 00:21:12,008
Rest assured that a good friend always has your best interests at heart.

347
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:15,007
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

348
00:21:15,658 --> 00:21:19,004
Pinkie Pie: You girls wouldn't mind if we 
 celebrated Gummy's After-Birthday Party too, would you?

349
00:21:19,392 --> 00:21:22,001
His party was cut short, and he's pretty upset about it.

350
00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:28,000
(ponies laughing and agreeing)

351
00:21:29,866 --> 00:21:32,000
(ending theme begins) My Little Pony

352
00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:36,002
My Little Pony

353
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:47,000
(instrumental)

354
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:53,006
My Little Pony, friends