1 00:00:05,898 --> 00:00:07,616 Fluttershy: (motherly) There you go, Mr. Mousey. 2 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:10,333 (mouse squeaks) 3 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:16,509 Now, you stay off that leg and do everything I told you, and it'll be just like new in no time at all. 4 00:00:16,509 --> 00:00:20,643 (mouse squeaks) Oh, you're welcome. Happy to be able to help! 5 00:00:20,643 --> 00:00:22,175 (Angel gasps) 6 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,426 (Fluttershy squeaks) 7 00:00:27,051 --> 00:00:29,095 Fluttershy: You...found a watch? 8 00:00:30,395 --> 00:00:33,321 (ticking noises) You...wanna be a watch? 9 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:39,404 You're running! Running out of time? 10 00:00:39,404 --> 00:00:41,169 No! You're...late? 11 00:00:42,423 --> 00:00:51,061 (clock strikes 4) 12 00:00:51,061 --> 00:00:53,986 (gasps) I'm late for a very important date! 13 00:00:53,986 --> 00:00:56,959 The big brunch for Princess Celestia at Sugarcube Corner! 14 00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:04,528 (anxiously) Oh, the princess is here in Ponyville for a party, and we all promised we'd be there! 15 00:01:04,528 --> 00:01:05,736 But I'm not there! 16 00:01:05,736 --> 00:01:08,063 Oh, do I look all right? Do I need to bring anything? 17 00:01:08,063 --> 00:01:09,063 Maybe I shouldn't go! 18 00:01:10,105 --> 00:01:13,396 (trumpet fanfare) Ah! It's starting! I'm missing it! 19 00:01:15,438 --> 00:01:17,271 Oh, thanks, Angel. 20 00:01:19,087 --> 00:01:22,828 (rambling) I mean, if you hadn't reminded me, I might have not remembered 21 00:01:22,828 --> 00:01:25,370 and then I wouldn't be there, and everypony would be wondering where I was, and- 22 00:01:25,037 --> 00:01:27,536 (Angel thumps foot against Fluttershy) Oh, right, I'm late! 23 00:01:27,536 --> 00:01:29,328 (Angel slams door shut) 24 00:01:29,328 --> 00:01:30,870 (Angel slides deadbolt) 25 00:01:32,745 --> 00:01:35,261 (door rattles) 26 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,302 Fluttershy: Oh...okay, then. See you later. 27 00:01:38,302 --> 00:01:39,511 (Angel sighs wearily) 28 00:01:40,891 --> 00:01:47,016 (theme song begins) My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ah, ah, ah, ah, 29 00:01:47,016 --> 00:01:51,043 (My Little Pony) Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be 30 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:55,047 (My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me 31 00:01:55,473 --> 00:01:57,075 Rainbow Dash: Big adventure Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun 32 00:01:57,748 --> 00:01:59,098 Rarity: A beautiful heart Applejack: Faithful and strong 33 00:01:59,978 --> 00:02:02,002 Fluttershy: Sharing kindness Twilight: It's an easy feat 34 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:04,025 All: And magic makes it all complete, yeah 35 00:02:04,025 --> 00:02:13,012 (My Little Pony) Do you know, you're all my very best friends 36 00:02:22,064 --> 00:02:27,019 Rainbow Dash: So...what do I have to do to get to be one of the princess' royal guards, anyway? 37 00:02:28,677 --> 00:02:29,093 Is the pay good? 38 00:02:31,092 --> 00:02:34,076 Helloooo! Anybody home? 39 00:02:39,008 --> 00:02:42,040 (goofy noises) 40 00:02:43,422 --> 00:02:46,072 (goofy noises) 41 00:02:46,719 --> 00:02:48,081 Ooh, you're good. 44 00:02:55,682 --> 00:02:57,003 (Fluttershy gasps) 45 00:02:57,029 --> 00:02:59,030 Guard 1: (gruffly) Halt! Guard 2: Who goes there?! 46 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:02,032 Fluttershy: (gulps, frightened) No one; never mind. I'll go home. 47 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,092 Twilight: It's all right, sirs. She's on the list. 48 00:03:08,244 --> 00:03:09,050 Fluttershy: Thanks, Twilight. 49 00:03:09,498 --> 00:03:13,082 Twilight: I'm so glad you could make it, Fluttershy. It wouldn't be the same without you. 50 00:03:13,817 --> 00:03:16,084 (Spike breathes fire) 51 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:21,013 (Spike breathes fire) 52 00:03:21,967 --> 00:03:24,043 Mr. Cake: How's everypony doing? Good? Good. 53 00:03:24,428 --> 00:03:30,065 Mrs. Cake: Anything else we can get for you, dearies- Ooh, I mean, "esteemed guests." (nervous chuckle) 54 00:03:30,651 --> 00:03:33,081 Celestia: Everything is fine, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. 55 00:03:33,809 --> 00:03:37,080 Fluttershy: Sorry I'm late. I had to finish taking care of a patient first. 56 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:40,096 Twilight: (anxiously) Oh, you and your tender loving care of little animals! 57 00:03:40,961 --> 00:03:44,007 I just know Princess Celestia is gonna love that about you! 58 00:03:44,073 --> 00:03:46,086 I mean, I hope she will. I mean, of COURSE she will! 59 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:51,020 Fluttershy: Wow, Twilight. I thought I was the only one who got nervous at social gatherings. 60 00:03:51,201 --> 00:03:54,096 Twilight: Oh, it's not that. I just want the princess to approve of my friends. 61 00:03:54,963 --> 00:03:57,019 Fluttershy: But she's met us all before. 62 00:03:57,192 --> 00:03:58,098 Twilight: And read about you in my letters. (giggles) 63 00:03:58,098 --> 00:04:01,016 But this is the first time she's spent any real time with you. 64 00:04:01,162 --> 00:04:03,016 I want everypony to make a good impression. 65 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:06,004 Fluttershy: Well, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about. 66 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:08,050 Besides, it's just a casual get-together, right? 67 00:04:08,005 --> 00:04:11,005 Rarity: Don't touch me! Watch the dress! 68 00:04:11,054 --> 00:04:13,052 Careful! You're gonna spill that on me! 69 00:04:14,769 --> 00:04:17,046 Oh, oh! That looks delicious! What is it? 70 00:04:17,463 --> 00:04:18,058 Oh! Does it stain?! 71 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:20,006 Keep it away from me! 72 00:04:20,063 --> 00:04:22,057 Fluttershy: Er...perhaps not that casual. 73 00:04:24,707 --> 00:04:28,061 Applejack: (nervously) Uh, which is the salad and which is the appetizer, again? 74 00:04:28,608 --> 00:04:30,042 Which am I supposed t'eat first? 75 00:04:36,759 --> 00:04:39,047 (resigned) Aw, never mind. I'm not hungry. 76 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:43,086 Fluttershy: It's okay, Twilight. So our friends' manners aren't perfect. 77 00:04:43,864 --> 00:04:45,072 I doubt the princess would even notice- 78 00:04:45,722 --> 00:04:47,063 Pinkie Pie: (giggles, snorts) WOOHOO! 79 00:04:47,626 --> 00:04:50,004 Cookies, candies, and pies, OH MY! (splat) 80 00:04:50,004 --> 00:04:54,059 (hedonistic) Ooh...chocolate fountainy goodness! 81 00:04:54,592 --> 00:04:56,012 (splorch) 82 00:04:56,124 --> 00:04:58,072 (chocolate hardens, cracks, shatters) 83 00:04:58,725 --> 00:05:01,019 (Pinkie Pie chewing noisily and happily) 84 00:05:01,186 --> 00:05:02,072 Pinkie Pie: YOU GONNA EAT THAT?! (crashes down on table) 85 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,081 (Pinkie Pie chews noisily, gulps) 86 00:05:04,808 --> 00:05:06,099 (Mrs. Cake gasps) 87 00:05:06,991 --> 00:05:08,080 Pinkie Pie: HEEEEY- 88 00:05:10,056 --> 00:05:12,042 Mr. Cake: (nervously) A thousand pardons, Your Majesty. 89 00:05:12,424 --> 00:05:14,047 Celestia: That's quite all right, thank you. 90 00:05:17,394 --> 00:05:18,051 (Celestia slurps tea) 91 00:05:18,508 --> 00:05:19,072 (teacup clinks) 92 00:05:19,716 --> 00:05:21,034 Mrs. Cake: (frantically) EMPTY TEACUP AT 4 O'CLOCK! 93 00:05:21,341 --> 00:05:22,078 Mr. Cake: I see it, Honey Bun! 94 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,098 Celestia: Oh, um, thank you. 95 00:05:24,098 --> 00:05:26,050 Mr. Cake: (humbly) Not at all, Your Highness. 96 00:05:26,496 --> 00:05:29,033 (Celestia slurps tea, Mrs. Cake refills cup) Celestia: Thank you again. 97 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,051 Mrs. Cake: Oh, but of course, Your Majesty. 98 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:34,095 (slurp, pour, slurp, pour) 99 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,052 (Celestia makes slurping noise, Mr. Cake pours tea) 100 00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:38,078 Celestia: (jovially) Gotcha! 101 00:05:40,126 --> 00:05:43,075 (Twilight moans) Celestia: And what about you, dear? "Fluttershy," is it? 102 00:05:43,748 --> 00:05:46,012 Fluttershy: Me? Oh, yes, Your Highness. 103 00:05:46,117 --> 00:05:50,095 Celestia: I understand from Twilight Sparkle's letters that you enjoy tending to the needs of woodland creatures. 104 00:05:50,946 --> 00:05:54,029 Fluttershy: Yes, I love to take care of animals. 105 00:05:54,029 --> 00:05:59,007 Celestia: As do I. As Princess, I care deeply about all creatures, great and small. 106 00:05:59,073 --> 00:06:01,049 (hacking, wheezy coughs) 107 00:06:01,488 --> 00:06:04,074 Nothing means more to me than the well-being of all my subjects. 108 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:09,099 (hacking, wheezy coughs) Ah, Philomena, my pet. 109 00:06:09,987 --> 00:06:13,014 You're awake. Do say hello to our gracious hosts. 110 00:06:13,145 --> 00:06:18,039 (Philomena coughs) 111 00:06:18,392 --> 00:06:20,053 Fluttershy: Oh...my. 112 00:06:20,529 --> 00:06:22,085 Celestia: She is quite a sight, isn't she? 113 00:06:22,851 --> 00:06:27,046 Fluttershy: (stammering nervously) I-I-I've never seen anything like it. 114 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:30,051 (Philomena hacks and wheezes) 115 00:06:30,513 --> 00:06:33,062 (guard clears throat, whispers indistinctly) 116 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:36,004 Celestia: Really? Well, if I must. 117 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:39,089 I'm sorry, everypony. I'm afraid I have to cut the party short. 118 00:06:39,894 --> 00:06:43,028 (Twilight grunts into hoof) The mayor has requested an audience with me. 119 00:06:43,284 --> 00:06:47,014 Royal duty calls. Thank you for a wonderful time. 120 00:06:47,139 --> 00:06:49,051 It's been a joy getting to know you all better. 121 00:06:59,445 --> 00:07:04,065 Applejack: (sighs with relief) NOW I can eat somthin'! I'm starved! 122 00:07:04,647 --> 00:07:07,094 (dishes clatter, Applejack moans dejectedly) 123 00:07:07,944 --> 00:07:11,084 Pinkie Pie: (laughing) WHEE! WHEEEE! 124 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:15,075 Rarity: (threateningly) Stay right where you are! All I want is a clear path to the exit. 125 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:18,053 NOBODY MOVE and my dress won't get hurt! 126 00:07:18,532 --> 00:07:20,099 STAY BACK! BACK, I SAY! 127 00:07:24,662 --> 00:07:29,086 Twilight: (sighs) Well, Spike, I don't know for sure how things went with the princess, 128 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:33,011 but at least no big disasters happened... 129 00:07:33,095 --> 00:07:38,083 (ominous music) 130 00:07:38,996 --> 00:07:41,078 Fluttershy: (opens door) Oh, you poor little thing. 131 00:07:41,775 --> 00:07:43,086 How did you ever get in such bad condition?! 132 00:07:43,865 --> 00:07:48,028 Don't you worry, Philomena. I'll nurse you back to health. 133 00:07:48,277 --> 00:07:52,083 As a favor to the princess, who is obviously just far too busy to care for you properly. 134 00:07:52,828 --> 00:07:55,015 (Philomena coughs, wheezes) 135 00:07:56,822 --> 00:07:59,047 I'm sure the princess will appreciate the help. 136 00:07:59,469 --> 00:08:03,079 (Philomena moans woozily, coughs) 137 00:08:03,788 --> 00:08:07,078 Oh, my! We'd better get you to bed right away. 138 00:08:09,964 --> 00:08:11,078 There. 139 00:08:16,512 --> 00:08:18,000 (Fluttershy gasps) 140 00:08:21,249 --> 00:08:26,064 (Philomena shivers, chatters teeth; Fluttershy gasps) 141 00:08:39,546 --> 00:08:40,057 (thermometer bulb bursts) 142 00:08:41,961 --> 00:08:44,014 This is far worse than I thought. 143 00:08:44,144 --> 00:08:48,012 What you need is some medicine, stat. (Philomena hacks intensely) 144 00:08:49,461 --> 00:08:51,004 Here you go, Philomena. 145 00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:53,022 This will fix you right up. 146 00:08:53,223 --> 00:08:58,001 (Philomena sniffs, gags) Dr. Fluttershy expected that! 147 00:08:58,006 --> 00:09:00,042 (Fluttershy pours birdseed) 148 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:08,064 (Philomena pecks, makes jackhammer and electric saw sounds) Fluttershy: (smugly) Always works. (gasps) 149 00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:12,017 Fluttershy: Heh...almost always. 150 00:09:12,171 --> 00:09:14,021 (Philomena hacks, wheezes) 151 00:09:15,932 --> 00:09:21,055 (Fluttershy blows on soup) There's nothing like homemade soup to cure what ails you! 152 00:09:24,152 --> 00:09:27,036 Come on, now. You're not gonna get better if you don't cooperate. 153 00:09:27,356 --> 00:09:31,002 Mm! See? It's delicious! 154 00:09:31,025 --> 00:09:32,079 Good and good for you. 155 00:09:34,044 --> 00:09:36,088 Here comes the choo-choo train! 156 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,073 (imitating train) Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga WOO-WOO! 157 00:09:46,582 --> 00:09:47,098 (splat) 158 00:09:47,976 --> 00:09:50,016 Oh, dear. 159 00:09:50,158 --> 00:09:52,067 Don't worry, Philomena. I know what'll make you feel better. 160 00:09:52,666 --> 00:09:54,080 Wait right here. I have just the thing. 161 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:55,096 (Philomena wheezes, splats into soup) 162 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,073 (soup bubbles) 163 00:09:57,728 --> 00:10:02,056 Look, Philomena! I brought a fellow feathered friend by to cheer you up! 164 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:07,043 Hummingway [Hemingway], here, was sick once too, but he let me help him and got better in no time. 165 00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:10,013 Didn't you, boy? (Hummingway tweets affirmatively) 166 00:10:10,128 --> 00:10:13,015 Say hello to your new friend, Philomena. 167 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:18,095 (Hummingway tweets affectionately) Aw, look. I think he likes you. 168 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:25,027 (Fluttershy vocalizes My Little Pony theme, Hummingway responds with next phrase) 169 00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:26,098 Your turn now, Philomena. 170 00:10:26,985 --> 00:10:30,010 (Philomena gurgles sickeningly) Go ahead, you can do it. 171 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,065 (Philomena gurgles sickeningly, Fluttershy vocalizes first phrase of My Little Pony theme) 172 00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:35,002 (Philomena vomits) 173 00:10:35,019 --> 00:10:38,046 Um...good try? 174 00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:43,075 I know what'll clear up that tickle in your throat! A humidifier! 175 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:47,044 (humidifier pumping) 176 00:10:47,442 --> 00:10:50,074 (Fluttershy inhales and exhales deeply) Refreshing. 177 00:10:50,739 --> 00:10:53,006 How's that feeling now for you, Philomena? 178 00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:53,085 Better? 179 00:10:53,849 --> 00:10:56,013 (Philomena inhales) 180 00:10:59,749 --> 00:11:01,093 (Philomena hacks) 181 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:04,035 Oh... (Philomena's feathers pop off) 182 00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:09,055 (nervously) That's okay. I know lots of other ways to take care of you. 183 00:11:09,547 --> 00:11:12,045 Don't worry. You're gonna get better. How about... 184 00:11:15,012 --> 00:11:16,061 Aromatherapy? 185 00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:20,032 (Philomena sniffs) 186 00:11:20,321 --> 00:11:21,076 (sickly sneeze) 187 00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:23,053 (feathers pop off) 188 00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:25,036 (water gushing from faucet) 189 00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:26,099 Warm bath? 190 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:31,058 (ascending pitch gurgle noise) 191 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,084 (feathers pop off) 192 00:11:32,837 --> 00:11:35,039 Ointment? 193 00:11:39,106 --> 00:11:40,036 (feathers pop off) 194 00:11:40,036 --> 00:11:41,089 (tense music plays) Scalpel. 195 00:11:42,497 --> 00:11:44,031 Surgical tape. 196 00:11:45,794 --> 00:11:47,042 Feathers. 197 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:51,034 (squeak squeak) 198 00:11:52,644 --> 00:11:54,041 (Philomena coughs) 199 00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:57,033 Oh, Philomena. 200 00:11:57,334 --> 00:11:59,070 I thought it would be easy to nurse you back to health. 201 00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:01,079 I've tried everything I know. 202 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:05,074 And look at you. You're worse than ever. (knocking on door) 203 00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:10,024 Twilight: (slams door open) Hi, Fluttershy! 204 00:12:10,244 --> 00:12:16,000 I just wanted to drop by and say, "Thank you so very much for making such a good impression on the princess today..." (gasps) 205 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:19,081 (panicked) WHAT is Celestia's pet doing here?! 206 00:12:19,811 --> 00:12:23,020 Fluttershy: (defensively) I couldn't leave the poor thing there! She needed my help. 207 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:26,027 Twilight: (frantic) Oh, no. Nonononono NO! This is bad. 208 00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:29,024 Fluttershy: How could I just walk away and not do anything? 209 00:12:29,238 --> 00:12:31,038 Twilight: But-but...she doesn't BELONG to you! 210 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:36,002 Fluttershy: I had to do something! Twilight: Without telling anypony?! Without asking permission?! 211 00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:37,067 Fluttershy: But- (Philomena coughs) 212 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:41,094 Twilight: I know you had good intentions, but you have got to return the princess' pet! 213 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:48,012 Fluttershy: But- (Philomena inhales sharply) 214 00:12:49,161 --> 00:12:51,011 Fluttershy: (sighs) You're right. 215 00:12:51,111 --> 00:12:54,073 Okay, let's- (hacking cough) ...go. 216 00:12:58,031 --> 00:13:01,089 Twilight: If we hurry, we can put her back before anypony even realizes she's missing. 217 00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:03,084 (Twilight gasps) 218 00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:15,047 Guard 1: We were told we could find Twilight Sparkle here. Guard 2: We regret to inform you, miss, that the royal pet has gone missing. 219 00:13:15,469 --> 00:13:18,067 (Philomena coughing, muffled by basket) Twilight: (feigning ignorance) Really? You don't say! 220 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:21,060 (Twilight trying to cover coughing with nervous chuckle) 221 00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:24,062 (Philomena coughs, Twilight pretends to cough) 222 00:13:24,618 --> 00:13:26,006 (Philomena coughs) 223 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:29,040 (Twilight pretends to cough) 224 00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:36,039 (both pretending to cough ostentatiously) 225 00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:38,080 Twilight: (raspy voice) It's that dry night air. 226 00:13:38,805 --> 00:13:40,002 Fluttershy: (oblivious) But it's daytime. 227 00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:43,050 Twilight: (raspy, nervous voice) Well, day air's even drier! 228 00:13:43,496 --> 00:13:48,037 You guards better be on your way if you're gonna find the princess' missing pet. 229 00:13:48,372 --> 00:13:52,085 Philomena, was it? Thank you ever so much for keeping me in the loop! (high-pitched) Bye! (slams door) 230 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:55,064 (Twilight hyperventilates) 231 00:13:57,059 --> 00:14:00,025 Twilight: (sighs) What are you doing?! 232 00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:02,010 Fluttershy: Going to return Philomena, remember? 233 00:14:02,095 --> 00:14:03,063 Twilight: We can't NOW! 234 00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:04,060 Fluttershy: Why not? 235 00:14:04,603 --> 00:14:09,097 Twilight: You have no idea what the Princess is gonna do if she finds you're the one who took her pet, do you?! 236 00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:11,031 Fluttershy: ...Do YOU? 237 00:14:11,313 --> 00:14:13,036 Twilight: Well...no. 238 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,070 But it can't be anything good! 239 00:14:15,702 --> 00:14:18,049 She might banish you from Equestria. 240 00:14:18,488 --> 00:14:20,011 Or throw you in a dungeon! 241 00:14:20,114 --> 00:14:21,018 (door slams shut, Fluttershy gasps) 242 00:14:21,182 --> 00:14:25,083 Or banish you and then throw you in a dungeon in the place that she banishes you to! 243 00:14:25,826 --> 00:14:29,022 Fluttershy: You really think the princess would do that...? 244 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:34,051 Twilight: Okay. Granted, that probably won't happen...but do you want to take any chances?! 245 00:14:34,051 --> 00:14:38,063 Fluttershy: All that really matters to me is that poor little Philomena here gets well. 246 00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:42,017 (Philomena wheezes) Twilight: (sarcastically) That's very noble of you. 247 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,098 I'll write to you when you're banished. 248 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,091 Unless I'm banished to somewhere there's no post office... 249 00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:48,091 Then you'll have to write to me. Deal?! 250 00:14:48,906 --> 00:14:54,025 Fluttershy: Please, Twilight. You just have to help me get Philomena healthy, and THEN we can return her to the princess. 251 00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:56,062 And everything will be fine. 252 00:14:56,615 --> 00:14:59,059 Twilight: Did you give her any kind of medicine? 253 00:14:59,587 --> 00:15:01,058 Fluttershy: I tried to, but she wouldn't take it. 254 00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:04,079 Twilight: (groans) Then you have to MAKE her take it. 255 00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,069 You can't be such a pushover, Fluttershy! 256 00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:09,029 You need to show this patient who's the boss. 257 00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:11,052 Make her straighten up and fly right! 258 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:13,024 Fluttershy: She can't fly. 259 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:14,082 Twilight: No excuses! 260 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,088 Done. Okay, what else? 261 00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:22,099 Fluttershy: Well, she keeps pulling her feathers off. 262 00:15:22,993 --> 00:15:25,073 The ones that haven't fallen out yet from all her coughing, I mean. 263 00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:28,082 Twilight: There you go. 264 00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:33,074 Fluttershy: I don't think she likes it. 265 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:34,092 Twilight: Tough love, baby. 266 00:15:34,923 --> 00:15:36,067 You want her to get well, don't you? 267 00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,062 Fluttershy: Of course, but- Twilight: NEXT! 268 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:43,050 Fluttershy: Well, she desperately needs some bed rest, but I can't get her to stay put. 269 00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:47,082 Twilight: (hollow echo from cone) One step ahead of you! 270 00:15:47,815 --> 00:15:52,041 (Philomena wheezes and shudders agitatedly) Fluttershy: It's for your own good, Philomena. I promise! 271 00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:55,038 Please, just relax and try to get some sleep. 272 00:15:55,385 --> 00:15:58,045 Twilight: What's this soup over here? Smells delicious! 273 00:15:58,045 --> 00:16:02,012 Fluttershy: I made it for Philomena...but she wouldn't eat it. 274 00:16:02,119 --> 00:16:04,002 Twilight: Oh, she'll eat it, all right. 275 00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:11,018 (Philomena screeches) Hey! Where are you going?! 276 00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:13,003 Fluttershy: No! Philomena! Come back! 277 00:16:13,032 --> 00:17:10,006 (Benny Hill's "Yakety Sax" plays) 278 00:17:10,618 --> 00:17:15,003 Rainbow Dash: What are you two doing? Are you having a race?! Oh, can I play? 1 2 3 GO! 279 00:17:20,184 --> 00:17:23,005 (Pinkie Pie chewing noisily) 280 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:25,003 Fluttershy: 'Scuse me! Pinkie Pie: (mouth full) HI! 281 00:17:25,339 --> 00:17:27,006 Twilight: Beg your pardon! Rarity: Put me down! 282 00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:29,008 Applejack: What in tarnation...? 283 00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:32,005 Twilight: Sorry, but we've gotta find- Guard: THE PRINCESS' PET BIRD! 284 00:17:32,491 --> 00:17:34,002 (Philomena wheezes) 285 00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:37,006 Fluttershy: Philomena! Come down from there! You'll hurt yourself! 286 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,003 (feather pops off) 287 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:44,002 (exaggerated death rattle) 288 00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:49,008 (death rattle resumes) 289 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,005 Fluttershy: I'll catch you! (Pinkie Pie gasps) 290 00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:57,002 (Philomena bursts into flames) 291 00:17:57,174 --> 00:17:58,004 (Fluttershy gasps) 292 00:17:59,728 --> 00:18:01,007 (ashes land on Fluttershy's hooves) 293 00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:03,004 (ponies gasp) 294 00:18:03,397 --> 00:18:06,009 (melancholy music plays, Fluttershy whimpers) 295 00:18:06,949 --> 00:18:09,008 Celestia: What is going on here? 296 00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:12,008 (sternly) Twilight. 297 00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:17,007 Twilight: (somberly) Yes, Your Majesty. There's been a terrible accident. 298 00:18:17,654 --> 00:18:20,001 Fluttershy: It's all my fault. 299 00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:24,004 Twilight: No, Princess. Fluttershy didn't know any better. It was MY fault. 300 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,000 Fluttershy: I'm the one who did it. 301 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,004 Twilight: But you were only trying to help. 302 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,001 Fluttershy: Some help I was. 303 00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:32,000 Twilight: Will you let me do this?! She'll go easier on me. 304 00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:33,004 Fluttershy: But it's my fault! 305 00:18:33,443 --> 00:18:35,001 Twilight: No, it's MY fault! 306 00:18:35,069 --> 00:18:36,002 Pinkie Pie: (oblivious) Nope! It's my fault! 307 00:18:36,235 --> 00:18:38,003 ...Wait, what are we talking about? 308 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:44,005 Fluttershy: Thanks for trying to protect me, Twilight, but Princess Celestia? I'm the one who took your pet bird. 309 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:47,004 I really was only trying to help the poor little thing. 310 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,008 Then I was gonna bring it right back to you, honest. 311 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:58,005 So, if you wanna banish me and then throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banish me to, then that's what I deserve. 312 00:19:04,349 --> 00:19:08,005 Celestia: (relaxed) Oh, stop fooling around, Philomena. You're scaring everypony. 313 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:11,006 (hissing noises) 314 00:19:11,064 --> 00:19:13,000 (ponies gasp) 315 00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:19,005 (ponies "ooh" and "ahh") 316 00:19:19,465 --> 00:19:23,003 Fluttershy: I don't understand! 317 00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:26,006 What is that thing?! What happened to Philomena? 318 00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:30,002 Celestia: This IS Philomena. She's quite a sight, as I said. 319 00:19:30,193 --> 00:19:33,009 But nothing unusual for a phoenix. Isn't that right, Philomena? 320 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,001 (Philomena squawks elegantly) 321 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,000 Fluttershy: A...a phoenix? 322 00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:41,000 Celestia: A phoenix is a majestic and magical bird. 323 00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:43,006 While it appears healthy and happy most of the time, (Philomena flaps wings) 324 00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:49,003 every so often it must renew itself by shedding all of its feathers and bursting into flame. 325 00:19:49,349 --> 00:19:52,008 (Philomena squawks majestically) (under breath) Rather melodramatic, if you ask me. 326 00:19:52,832 --> 00:19:56,005 It then rises from the ashes, fresh as a daisy. 327 00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:59,001 All just a normal part of the life cycle of a phoenix. 328 00:19:59,102 --> 00:20:04,002 I'm afraid mischievous little Philomena, here, took the occasion to have a little fun with you, Fluttershy. 329 00:20:04,021 --> 00:20:06,003 (sternly) Say you're sorry, young lady. 330 00:20:06,346 --> 00:20:07,009 (Philomena moans remorsefully) 331 00:20:07,879 --> 00:20:10,009 Fluttershy: So...aren't you gonna banish me? Or throw me in a dungeon? 332 00:20:10,851 --> 00:20:13,007 Or banish me then throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banish me to? 333 00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:18,008 Celestia: Of course not, My Little Pony. Where on earth did you get such an idea? 334 00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:21,009 Fluttershy: I guess I have some imagination. 335 00:20:21,904 --> 00:20:26,000 Twilight: Fluttershy really did do everything she could to try to take care of Philomena for you. 336 00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:29,000 Celestia: And I do appreciate that your heart was in the right place, child. 337 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:34,000 But all you had to do was ask me, and I could have told you Philomena was a phoenix and saved you all this trouble. 338 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:37,004 Fluttershy: I know. I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. 339 00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:40,006 Next time I'll ask before taking matters into my own hooves. 340 00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:43,007 Twilight: Should I write you a letter about that lesson, Princess? 341 00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:47,009 Celestia: No, that's quite all right. I think I can remember. 342 00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:55,008 (Philomena coos affectionately) 343 00:20:55,805 --> 00:21:00,007 Fluttershy: It's beautiful! Thank you, Philomena. No hard feelings. 344 00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:04,000 Rainbow Dash: Hm... 345 00:21:05,604 --> 00:21:08,003 (Rainbow Dash whispers indistinctly) 346 00:21:12,732 --> 00:21:15,008 (guards attempting to stifle laughter) 347 00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:19,002 (guards laughing uproariously) 348 00:21:19,187 --> 00:21:22,001 Rainbow Dash: Yes! (laughs) 349 00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:28,007 (ponies laugh) 350 00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:32,003 (ending theme begins) My Little Pony 351 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,006 My Little Pony 352 00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:47,004 (instrumental) 353 00:21:47,376 --> 00:21:54,001 My Little Pony, friends