1 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:11,333 Rarity: Perfect! 2 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:12,875 (door opens, bell rings) 3 00:00:12,875 --> 00:00:14,458 Rarity: (singsong) Coming! 4 00:00:14,458 --> 00:00:19,308 Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique! 5 00:00:19,308 --> 00:00:20,558 (shocked gasp) 6 00:00:20,558 --> 00:00:24,474 (gushing, shrieking) Sapphire Shores! The Pony of Pop! 7 00:00:24,474 --> 00:00:27,558 Sapphire Shores: (theatrical tone) Good afternoon, Miss Ra-ri-tee! 8 00:00:27,558 --> 00:00:30,891 Rarity: (stammering) You, yuh...y-y-you know my name?! 9 00:00:30,891 --> 00:00:32,531 Sapphire Shores: Well, of course I do, darling. 10 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:39,156 I make it a point to know all of the up-and-coming designers, and Clothes Horse Magazine simply RAVED about you! 11 00:00:39,156 --> 00:00:43,406 Rarity: Oh my stars...If I'm dreaming, do NOT wake me up! 12 00:00:43,406 --> 00:00:45,948 How may I help you, Miss (voice breaking) Shores? 13 00:00:45,948 --> 00:00:48,630 Sapphire Shores: Oh please, call me Sapphire. 14 00:00:48,063 --> 00:00:52,214 Rarity: (giggles) How may I help you, SAPPHIRE? 15 00:00:52,214 --> 00:00:56,714 Sapphire Shores: Well, as I'm sure you know, I'll be touring all of Equestria with my latest concert, 16 00:00:56,714 --> 00:01:05,271 "Sapphire Shores' Zigfilly Follies," so I need to look (hamming) SEEENSAATIONAL! OW! 17 00:01:05,271 --> 00:01:07,146 Rarity: I have just what you need! 18 00:01:07,146 --> 00:01:12,230 Sapphire Shores, prepare yourself for the piece de résistance de la haute couture! 19 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:14,355 (harp flourish) 20 00:01:14,355 --> 00:01:18,286 I used every last diamond I found on this one garment! 21 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:23,120 Sapphire Shores: (gasps) And it is SPECTACULAR! I'll take it. 22 00:01:23,012 --> 00:01:24,286 Rarity: Really? 23 00:01:24,286 --> 00:01:28,036 Sapphire Shores: Oh, yes, and five more, each done up in a different jewel. 24 00:01:28,036 --> 00:01:29,870 Rarity: (dumbstruck) Beg pardon? 25 00:01:29,087 --> 00:01:31,087 Sapphire Shores: Costume changes. 26 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,636 (Rarity faints theatrically) 27 00:01:35,636 --> 00:01:38,052 (chuckles, smugly) Yes, I do have that effect on ponies. 28 00:01:40,403 --> 00:01:46,086 (theme song begins) My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ah, ah, ah, ah, 29 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:51,008 (My Little Pony) Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be 30 00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:55,031 (My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me 31 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:57,026 Rainbow Dash: Big adventure Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun 32 00:01:57,261 --> 00:01:59,063 Rarity: A beautiful heart Applejack: Faithful and strong 33 00:01:59,629 --> 00:02:01,051 Fluttershy: Sharing kindness Twilight: It's an easy feat 34 00:02:01,051 --> 00:02:03,088 All: And magic makes it all complete, yeah 35 00:02:03,878 --> 00:02:12,033 (My Little Pony) Do you know, you're all my very best friends 36 00:02:17,114 --> 00:02:20,069 Spike: (gushing) Oh my gosh, Sapphire Shores! The Pony of Pop! 37 00:02:20,069 --> 00:02:24,003 She is AWESOME! I mean, she's gorgeous, and talented, and, heh... 38 00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:27,056 (sheepishly) ...and not even half the pony you are. 39 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:31,005 (sucking up) I mean, you're ten times more gorgeous, and talented, and... 40 00:02:31,046 --> 00:02:33,074 Rarity: (strained) Spike, a lady is NEVER jealous. 41 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:37,008 Spike: Er, uh, of course not. But were you TOTALLY flipping out or what?! 44 00:02:42,609 --> 00:02:48,000 I need to find more jewels than ever before to decorate her costume. 45 00:02:49,204 --> 00:02:51,043 Ooh, ooh...AHA! 46 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:52,022 Spike: Did you find some? 47 00:02:52,222 --> 00:02:53,071 Rarity: Yes, Spike! Right there! 48 00:02:55,055 --> 00:02:58,031 (Spike digging) 49 00:03:00,021 --> 00:03:02,076 Spike: Oooooh! (licks lips noisily) 50 00:03:02,764 --> 00:03:08,015 (entranced) You look so...delicious! (drools) 51 00:03:09,008 --> 00:03:10,043 Rarity: (admonishing) Spike! 52 00:03:10,427 --> 00:03:13,044 I promised I'd give you gems to snack on, 53 00:03:13,445 --> 00:03:17,058 but we need to collect more first or I'll never be able to make these outfits for Sapphire. 54 00:03:17,579 --> 00:03:19,044 (Spike sighs heavily) 55 00:03:19,436 --> 00:03:22,002 Spike: I will miss you, my sweets. 56 00:03:22,021 --> 00:03:25,047 Rarity: Come along, Spike. We have many jewels to find. 57 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,010 Spike: At your service, milady. 58 00:03:39,073 --> 00:03:42,042 Rarity: Spike! 59 00:03:52,896 --> 00:03:58,005 (jackhammer pounding dirt) 60 00:03:58,051 --> 00:04:00,042 (Spike shudders happily) 61 00:04:00,419 --> 00:04:03,086 (Spike slurping and drooling noisily) 62 00:04:03,856 --> 00:04:08,041 Rarity: You've been very patient today, Spike. And for that, you get the finest reward. 63 00:04:08,407 --> 00:04:11,015 This is from me to you. 64 00:04:13,933 --> 00:04:15,037 Is something wrong, Spike? 65 00:04:17,138 --> 00:04:20,090 Spike: No. It's perfect. 66 00:04:20,899 --> 00:04:26,033 Rarity: Ooh! Bring the cart, Spike! There are more over here! 67 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:30,095 Spike: For me...from Rarity. (Spike's heart beats loudly, pigeon cooing) 68 00:04:31,975 --> 00:04:38,027 Diamond dog leader: (lisping a la LotR's Gollum) Yesss, gemsss. Gemsss! Our preciousss gemsss! 69 00:04:38,266 --> 00:04:44,079 He is the gem hunter. With him, we can have all those gems, and more! 70 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:48,055 Let's get the dragon. 71 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:51,067 Rarity: (singsong) Spike? Where are you? Leader: What?! Who is that? 72 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:55,001 Rarity: You know, it's terrible to keep a lady waiting. 73 00:04:55,001 --> 00:04:57,084 Spike: Coming! 74 00:04:57,842 --> 00:05:04,011 Rarity: I think we're REALLY going to strike gold this time...so to speak. (giggles) 75 00:05:04,112 --> 00:05:05,092 Spike: JACKPOT! 76 00:05:05,923 --> 00:05:10,089 Leader: Oh, it's not the DRAGON we want. It's the PONY! 77 00:05:10,892 --> 00:05:13,063 Diamond dogs: The pony... 78 00:05:13,632 --> 00:05:15,095 Rarity: Well, Spike, I think that's all we can do for today. 79 00:05:15,954 --> 00:05:18,088 And these will get me well on my way with Sapphire's outfits. 80 00:05:18,088 --> 00:05:22,083 Why don't we start headi-oh! What's this? Another jewel! 81 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:25,085 Oh, strange. It's in the trees. 82 00:05:25,846 --> 00:05:28,072 (entranced) Ohhh... (startled) EWW! 83 00:05:28,725 --> 00:05:32,067 (stumbling over words) Er, uh...good day, gentle, uh, fellow. 84 00:05:32,672 --> 00:05:35,064 I am Rarity, and this is my friend Spike. 85 00:05:35,644 --> 00:05:36,057 (Spike chuckles nervously) 86 00:05:36,573 --> 00:05:38,052 Rarity: And you are...? 87 00:05:38,524 --> 00:05:40,043 Leader: A diamond dog. 88 00:05:40,428 --> 00:05:44,019 Rarity: (stalling) Oh, really? Oh, well, that explains your fine taste in jewelry. 89 00:05:44,189 --> 00:05:50,069 (trembling) I mean, I-I know diamonds are a girl's best friend, and now I know they're a dog's best friend, too. (giggles nervously) 90 00:05:50,691 --> 00:05:53,029 So, um. (clears throat nervously) You out hunting for gems as well? 91 00:05:53,292 --> 00:05:55,075 Leader: Yes, we hunt. 92 00:05:55,753 --> 00:05:56,091 Rarity: Er, "we?" 93 00:05:56,914 --> 00:06:01,014 Leader: We hunt for gems, but YOU are a better hunter. 94 00:06:01,014 --> 00:06:04,016 (dirt shifting) So now we hunt...FOR YOU. 95 00:06:04,159 --> 00:06:05,088 (dogs burst out of ground) 96 00:06:05,877 --> 00:06:07,013 (Rarity shrieks, paw swipes air) 97 00:06:07,131 --> 00:06:10,071 (jackhammer pounding, diamond dog yelps) 98 00:06:10,707 --> 00:06:13,072 Spike: Run, Rarity! Run! 99 00:06:13,725 --> 00:06:14,070 (Spike yelps) 100 00:06:18,183 --> 00:06:21,054 (diamond dogs yell, crash into ground in turn) 101 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:24,021 Rarity: Spike! Come on! Hurry! 102 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,067 Leader: Gotcha! Rarity: (shrill scream) SPIKE! 103 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:27,067 Spike: (straining) I got 'im, Rarity! I got 'im! 104 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:31,060 Big dog: (derisive laugh) Nope! 105 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,052 Small dog: Sorry, scaly one! 106 00:06:34,516 --> 00:06:36,047 Spike: Wait! Rarity...? 107 00:06:36,474 --> 00:06:38,031 Rarity: Unhand me this instant, you ruffians! 108 00:06:38,308 --> 00:06:41,039 Stop! Put me down, you scum! You rough- (trails off) 109 00:06:41,391 --> 00:06:42,097 Spike: (gasps) Rarity! 110 00:06:42,974 --> 00:06:47,057 Rarity: Spike! (repulsed scream) Dirt! (screams) SPIKE! 111 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,082 Spike: Which, what, where?! 112 00:06:48,824 --> 00:06:51,012 Rarity: (echoing) SAVE MEEEE! 113 00:06:51,115 --> 00:06:55,045 Spike: NOOOOOOOOO! 114 00:06:58,574 --> 00:07:01,012 (Spike hyperventilating into paper bag) Twilight: Spike! Can you breathe now? 115 00:07:01,115 --> 00:07:04,076 Spike: (hyperventilates) ...Yes, (inhales sharply) I think so. 116 00:07:04,755 --> 00:07:06,067 Twilight: Good. Now, tell us what you know. 117 00:07:06,672 --> 00:07:08,084 Rainbow Dash: Yeah, 'cuz all you said earlier was: 118 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:13,021 Spike: (in flashback, rapid, panicky speech) AAAAH! Rarity, woods, jewels, dogs, hole, taken, SAVE HER! 119 00:07:14,589 --> 00:07:16,076 Applejack: Not a whole lot t'go on there, Sport. 120 00:07:16,755 --> 00:07:20,094 Spike: Sorry. Rarity and I were in the woods looking for jewels when these creepy guys showed up. 121 00:07:20,938 --> 00:07:21,098 Twilight: "Creepy guys?" 122 00:07:21,098 --> 00:07:23,094 Spike: They called themselves, the "diamond dogs." 123 00:07:23,938 --> 00:07:26,056 They grabbed Rarity and disappeared down a hole in the ground! 124 00:07:26,563 --> 00:07:28,060 Applejack: Well, that sounds mighty easy. 125 00:07:28,605 --> 00:07:30,094 Just take us to that there hole and we'll save Rarity! 126 00:07:30,938 --> 00:07:34,050 (ponies gasp in turn) 127 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:37,050 Pinkie Pie: Holy moly, that's a lotta holeys. 128 00:07:37,496 --> 00:07:39,083 Twilight: Come on, girls! Let's get started. 129 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,070 (echoing) Hello...? 130 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:49,084 (low growl) 131 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,001 (Twilight gasps, gags, spits) 132 00:07:52,011 --> 00:07:54,018 (Rainbow Dash grunts) 133 00:07:54,177 --> 00:07:57,034 (Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike gasp in turn) 134 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,097 (holes filling with dirt) 135 00:07:59,969 --> 00:08:03,034 Twilight: Quick! We gotta get down one before they're all filled up! 136 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:07,057 Fluttershy: (as holes fill up) Oh! Oh my. Oh! Oh! 137 00:08:09,402 --> 00:08:13,015 (Pinkie Pie grunts) 138 00:08:15,235 --> 00:08:18,053 (Applejack strains, yelps) 139 00:08:18,527 --> 00:08:20,011 Applejack: We can't muscle through 'em! 140 00:08:20,111 --> 00:08:22,002 Rainbow Dash: We'll see about that. 141 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:29,031 (Rainbow Dash gasps) 142 00:08:29,306 --> 00:08:31,049 Applejack: Whew...Heavens to Betsy. 143 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:33,097 Now, I'm used t'pickin' myself up and dustin' myself off, 144 00:08:33,974 --> 00:08:36,053 but Rarity won't even TOUCH mud 'less it's imported. 145 00:08:36,528 --> 00:08:38,029 Twilight: (anxious) Oh, Rarity... 146 00:08:38,966 --> 00:08:40,073 (harp flourish, wipe to imagination) 147 00:08:42,017 --> 00:08:46,026 Rarity: Oh, woe is me! What EVER shall I do? 148 00:08:47,929 --> 00:08:51,097 (screams) Dirt, dirt! Get away, dirt! 149 00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:54,085 Make it stop, make it stop! (screams) 150 00:08:54,848 --> 00:08:58,033 Filthy, disgusting dirt. It stings. It BURNS! 151 00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:02,065 Help! Oh, somepony save me, SAVE ME... (trails off) 152 00:09:02,065 --> 00:09:05,034 Applejack: We gotta save 'er. 153 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:07,007 Fluttershy: But they blocked up all the holes. 154 00:09:07,074 --> 00:09:10,068 Applejack: Don't mean we can't dig 'em out. Come on! 155 00:09:15,979 --> 00:09:17,000 Pinkie Pie: OW! 156 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,007 (crash) 157 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:21,041 (Fluttershy grunts) 158 00:09:22,782 --> 00:09:25,001 (Spike panting, yelps, crashes and grunts) 159 00:09:27,565 --> 00:09:28,049 Rainbow Dash: GET 'EM! 160 00:09:28,494 --> 00:09:30,049 (Rainbow Dash grunts) 161 00:09:35,925 --> 00:09:40,048 (Applejack grunts repeatedly) 162 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:41,082 (Applejack gasps) 163 00:09:43,587 --> 00:09:45,012 Pinkie Pie: Whoooa! 164 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:49,067 (ponies grunt and crash into ground) 165 00:09:49,671 --> 00:09:50,051 Rainbow Dash: Go get 'em! 166 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,097 (Twilight yelps, crashes) 167 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:57,084 (all panting in exhaustion) 168 00:09:57,844 --> 00:10:00,044 Fluttershy: All these scary monsters popping up everywhere... 169 00:10:00,445 --> 00:10:03,074 Fluttershy: Oh, poor Rarity must be terrified! Twilight: Oh... 170 00:10:03,742 --> 00:10:05,041 (imagination wipe) 171 00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:07,060 Small dog: Get me the baubles! (Rarity yelps) 172 00:10:07,597 --> 00:10:09,022 Big dog: Get me the beads! (Rarity yelps) 173 00:10:09,222 --> 00:10:10,087 Leader: Get me the trinkets! (Rarity shrieks) 174 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,042 Dogs: WHERE IS THE TREASURE?! (Rarity swoons) 175 00:10:14,028 --> 00:10:16,095 Twilight: Poor Rarity. What are we gonna do? 176 00:10:19,044 --> 00:10:21,097 Spike: I've GOT IT! (bravado) I'll save you, my sweet! 177 00:10:23,502 --> 00:10:24,066 Ponies: Huh? 178 00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:32,000 Twilight: Spike, it is very noble of you- (Spike shushes Twilight) 179 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,074 (hushed) to sacrifice the gem Rarity gave you. 180 00:10:34,741 --> 00:10:38,042 Spike: O Lady Rarity, my damsel in distress... 181 00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:40,041 (in Spike's imagination) Adult Spike: (same voice) I shall save you! 182 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:43,068 Show yourselves, you dogs! You curs! 183 00:10:43,068 --> 00:10:47,091 (guttural growls) Ah, there you are, you mangy mutts. 184 00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:51,090 Leader: Who are you calling mutts?! UNLEASH THE HOUNDS! 185 00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:53,094 (blows dog whistle inaudibly) 186 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,024 (dogs bark) 187 00:10:55,244 --> 00:11:05,014 (frenzied barking) 188 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:11,022 (dogs whine) 189 00:11:11,219 --> 00:11:15,038 (barking) 190 00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:17,009 (dogs whine) 191 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,093 (barking) 192 00:11:19,927 --> 00:11:22,078 (Spike breathes fire, dogs yelp) 193 00:11:24,064 --> 00:11:28,003 (Spike breathes fire) 194 00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:31,000 Spike: (heroically) Now, where is Lady Rarity? 195 00:11:34,973 --> 00:11:35,076 (door shatters) 196 00:11:37,017 --> 00:11:40,078 Rarity: Ah, Spike! I KNEW you would save me! 197 00:11:40,778 --> 00:11:43,075 Spike: (modestly) Nothing could stop me, milady. 198 00:11:43,075 --> 00:11:47,074 Rarity: (trembling coquettishly) O-o-o-oh Spike, you are my...hero. 199 00:11:47,744 --> 00:11:50,011 (Rarity smacks lips noisily) 200 00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:51,083 Spike: Mmmm... 201 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,071 Applejack: (chuckling) Whoa-ho there, Lover Boy. 202 00:11:56,707 --> 00:12:01,068 Spike: Huh?! Whoa! Whoa whoa whoawhoawhoa! I've got a bite! 203 00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:02,065 I got a bite! 204 00:12:02,651 --> 00:12:04,032 Applejack: (grunts, mouth full) Hold on there, little fella! 205 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,088 Twilight: Applejack! 206 00:12:06,877 --> 00:12:08,022 Rainbow Dash: Twilight! 207 00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:11,015 Fluttershy: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! 208 00:12:11,015 --> 00:12:14,012 Pinkie Pie: (unfazed) Wait for me! WHEEE! 209 00:12:15,004 --> 00:12:22,062 (all screaming) 210 00:12:22,621 --> 00:12:23,083 (Pinkie Pie laughs) 211 00:12:27,218 --> 00:12:30,042 (all grunt in turn as they crash into ground) 212 00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:35,016 Spike: (voice echoing) Ha HA, it worked! We're in! Now we can finally save Rarity! 213 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:38,032 Twilight: Um...which way do we go? 214 00:12:39,757 --> 00:12:45,024 Spike: (echoing) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 215 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:50,016 Twilight: All these tunnels...how are we ever gonna find Rarity? 216 00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:52,099 Applejack: Guess we're just gonna have t'start goin' down 'em one by one. 217 00:12:52,992 --> 00:12:56,050 Rainbow Dash: That could take forever! There's gotta be a way to narrow it down. 218 00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:59,098 Spike: I know! I bet they've taken Rarity down the tunnel with the most gems! 219 00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:03,093 Twilight: But Spike, Rarity's the only one who knows how to find gems. 220 00:13:03,929 --> 00:13:08,039 Spike: No, Twilight, you can! You can copy Rarity's gem-finding spell! 221 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:12,057 Twilight: Oh my gosh. You're right! Rarity showed me how she did it a while back. 222 00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:14,068 If I can just remember... 223 00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:17,065 (Twilight strains, horn poofs) 224 00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:24,032 Spike: That's it! You did it, Twilight! Come on! 225 00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:28,017 We're comin', Rarity! We'll save you! Just hold on! 226 00:13:28,171 --> 00:13:32,016 Rarity: Oh please, diamond dogs. Please let me go. 227 00:13:32,164 --> 00:13:35,009 Small dog: NO! Big dog: You're our precious little pony. 228 00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:38,002 Leader: FOREVER! (maniacal cackle) 229 00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:40,006 Rarity: But whatever do you want from me? 230 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:44,047 Leader: (lisping) Gemsss! Small dog: Yes, the gems, the jewels! 231 00:13:44,471 --> 00:13:46,061 Big dog: Find them. Find them all! 232 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,019 Rarity: (confidently) Oh. Is that all? 233 00:13:53,712 --> 00:13:58,064 There, a lovely pocket of jewels is right there. Now if you'd be so kind as to show me the exit... 234 00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:04,035 Leader: (amused cackle) Good! Now, dig them up, pony. 235 00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:08,030 Rarity: What? But you said you wanted me to FIND the gems. 236 00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:11,022 Small dog: Yes! Find, and then dig. 237 00:14:11,022 --> 00:14:14,001 Rarity: (dryly) Dig? Big Dog: (exasperated grunt) Yes, dig. 238 00:14:17,954 --> 00:14:19,067 (aggrieved sigh) 239 00:14:19,672 --> 00:14:28,050 (Rarity paws at ground and whimpers lightly) 240 00:14:28,496 --> 00:14:31,070 Big dog: What are you doing?! We said DIG! 241 00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:35,056 Rarity: (indignantly) Forgive me, but prior to you so rudely dragging me into your dirt pit, 242 00:14:35,555 --> 00:14:40,029 I had a pony pedi, and I am not about to chip a hoof because you dislike my style of digging. 243 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:46,042 (Rarity paws at ground and whimpers) Leader: Oh, for goodness... (groans) 244 00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:48,098 Fine, just stop. Stop! 245 00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:52,009 Dig, dogs! Dig! And fast. 246 00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:55,006 (frenzied barking) 247 00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:58,029 Big dog: (grunts) She won't dig, she pulls. 248 00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:02,000 Rarity: I beg pardon, but what, pray tell, are you doing?! 249 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:05,062 Big dog: Others will dig. You will haul the wagon. 250 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,083 Small dog: (sardonically) Precious pony pedi will be preserved. 251 00:15:08,829 --> 00:15:11,085 Rarity: Well, SOMEBODY certainly needs proper nail care. 252 00:15:11,848 --> 00:15:14,012 When was the last time YOU two had a manicure?! 253 00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:16,000 You're scratching up my coat with those jagged things! 254 00:15:16,004 --> 00:15:18,033 Leader: (pleading) PLEASE BE QUIET! 255 00:15:18,326 --> 00:15:21,053 Rarity: (repulsed) Good HEAVENS, what IS that smell?! 256 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,078 Leader: Smell? 257 00:15:24,781 --> 00:15:26,096 Rarity: (dryly) Ah, mystery solved. It's your breath. 258 00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:29,056 (leader breathes on hand and sniffs) 259 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:34,095 Leader: (frustrated) ENOUGH! SEARCH, PONY! 260 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:37,078 (cart drags along ground) Rarity: Well, since you insist. 261 00:15:37,784 --> 00:15:40,090 But I must say, the working conditions in here are simply dreadful. 262 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:44,061 (dogs digging) Musty and damp. It's going to wreak havoc on my mane. 263 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,093 And this air... (scoffs) ...suffocating. 264 00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:50,060 And when I try to take a deep breath, the scent of all you dogs makes me nauseated. 265 00:15:50,602 --> 00:15:52,023 (rock shatters, crashes into ground, dogs whimper) 266 00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:55,029 You look and smell like you haven't bathed in WEEKS. 267 00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:56,092 Have you never heard of soap? 268 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:59,063 (dogs sniffing each other) You could all do with a good round of soap and water. 269 00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:03,016 Water, water...I'm terribly thirsty. Could I please have some water? 270 00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:08,023 Small dog: (frazzled) Good gracious, I can't take this anymore! BE QUIET, PONY! 271 00:16:08,226 --> 00:16:12,045 Rarity: (haughtily) And that's another thing. I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me "pony." 272 00:16:12,452 --> 00:16:15,066 I am a lady, and I wish to be addressed as such. 273 00:16:15,656 --> 00:16:19,032 So you can call me "Miss," or "Rarity," or "Miss Rarity." 274 00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:23,060 Leader: ENOUGH! Your whining, it-it-it HURTS! 275 00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:26,090 Rarity: "Whining?" I am NOT whining. I am COMPLAINING. 276 00:16:26,895 --> 00:16:28,057 (ominously) Do you want to HEAR whining? 277 00:16:28,566 --> 00:16:30,054 (shrill, exaggerated whining) Thiiis is whining! 278 00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:33,014 Oh, this harness is too TIIIGHT! 279 00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:34,040 It's going to chafe. 280 00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:35,060 Can't you loosen it? 281 00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:38,062 Oooh, it hurts, and it's (piercing) sooo rusty! 282 00:16:38,621 --> 00:16:41,000 Why didn't you clean it first?! 283 00:16:41,035 --> 00:16:42,007 It's gonna leave a staaain! 284 00:16:42,707 --> 00:16:46,004 And the wagon's getting heavy, why do I have to pull it?! 285 00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:47,008 Small dog: Aaah! Make it stop! 286 00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:49,003 Leader: Stop whining! 287 00:16:49,302 --> 00:16:53,003 Rarity: (indignant whining) But I thought you waaanted whiniiing! 288 00:16:53,342 --> 00:16:56,001 Leader: We'll do ANYTHING, pony! 289 00:16:57,568 --> 00:17:02,009 (nervously) Oh, uh, we'll do anything, "Miss Rarity." (sheepish chuckle) 290 00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:04,004 Rarity: "Anything?" 291 00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:16,000 This water is hardly sparkling, but I suppose it'll have to do. 292 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:24,002 (dogs groaning and straining) Leader: ...Wait! Why are WE doing this?! 293 00:17:24,178 --> 00:17:31,005 Small dog: To stop the awful noises from the pony's mouth, remember? (imitates Rarity whining) 294 00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:34,003 Leader: Yes, yes, I know! This is ridiculous! 295 00:17:34,256 --> 00:17:36,006 Letting a pony order us around?! 296 00:17:36,578 --> 00:17:38,007 What are we?! Mice or dogs? 297 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,008 Big and small dogs: (hesitantly) Mi-er, dogs? 298 00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:44,008 Leader: Dogs do not pull. Ponies pull. 299 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,000 Let her make the awful noises. 300 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:51,003 Rarity: Huh? What are you doing?! Hey! You spilled my drink! 301 00:17:51,299 --> 00:17:55,007 Oh! (shrill, exaggerated whining) Not so tiiiiiiiiight! 302 00:17:55,664 --> 00:17:59,004 Leader: Ha! Make the noises all you want! But MOVE while you make them! 303 00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:00,007 Hyah, mule! (slaps Rarity) 304 00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:05,008 Rarity: (tearing up) Did you just call me a..."mule?" 305 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:08,006 Leader: Eh...? 306 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:13,002 (sniffling, voice breaking) Mules are ugly. Are you saying that I, too, am ugly? 307 00:18:13,219 --> 00:18:18,008 (Rarity sobs theatrically) Small dog: What are THESE noises?! 308 00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:24,008 Rarity: (whiny sobs) HE CALLED ME UGLY! Leader: (defensively) No! Mule! I said "mule!" 309 00:18:24,782 --> 00:18:28,005 Rarity: An old ugly mule! And it's true! 310 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:29,008 Just look at me. 311 00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:34,006 I used to be beautiful, but, but, no-o-o-o-ow...! 312 00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:38,002 Large dog: (henpecked) No, no! You're still beautiful, po-uh, Miss Rarity! 313 00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:41,002 Rarity: You're just saying that! 314 00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:43,007 Small dog: (tripping over words) No, you're still pretty, and...and... 315 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,005 Leader: Oh, uh, uh, nice! Yeah. 316 00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:50,006 Rarity: I don't believe you! You never liked me! 317 00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:56,008 (Rarity sobs loudly) Leader: (groans) I've had just about enough of this. 318 00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:04,002 Twilight: We're getting close. I can feel it. 319 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:09,005 (Rarity's sobs echo through tunnels) Spike: It's coming from down here! Come on! 320 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:15,001 (Rarity sobbing) Rainbow Dash: She must be in there! Let's go- 321 00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,001 (all yelp) 322 00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:17,008 Dog: More workhorses! 323 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,005 (Applejack grunts) 324 00:19:19,465 --> 00:19:24,009 Applejack: Ho, doggies. If you can take this bull by the horns, you better be ready fer a ride. 325 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:27,006 Come on, ponies! Kick 'em up, kick 'em out! 326 00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:30,000 Buck 'em up, buck 'em down! 327 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:36,009 (dogs yelping frantically as they are tossed about) 328 00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:40,009 Applejack: YEE-HAW! Git along, little doggies! 329 00:19:40,944 --> 00:19:45,005 (cacophony issues forth from tunnel) 330 00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,008 Spike: (bravado) I'm comin' for you, milady! 331 00:19:49,079 --> 00:19:52,005 Hi-ho Twilight, AWAY! 332 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:55,003 Twilight: And just what do you think you're doing? 333 00:19:55,317 --> 00:19:57,007 Spike: Please, Twilight. Just give me this. 334 00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:00,009 Twilight: (sighs) Fine. (neighs) 335 00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:03,005 (door shatters) 336 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:07,000 Spike: Lady Rarity, I'm here to save you! 337 00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:10,008 (dogs pleading with ponies to make Rarity stop) 338 00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:11,004 Twilight: Excuse me...? 339 00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:13,009 Small dog: So picky. Big dog: And critical. 340 00:20:13,893 --> 00:20:16,000 Small dog: She won't stop talking. Big dog: And crying. 341 00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:18,004 Leader: We, uh, give her back. Yes. 342 00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:21,000 Spike: Rarity! You're safe! 343 00:20:20,998 --> 00:20:23,005 Rarity: (calmly) Why, yes. Hello, girls. 344 00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:25,008 You arrived just in time to assist me. 345 00:20:25,781 --> 00:20:27,005 Applejack: Assist you with what? 346 00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:28,009 Rarity: With THOSE. 347 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:36,006 Spike: You're letting us leave? With all these...jewels? 348 00:20:36,555 --> 00:20:40,005 Leader: (pleading) Yes, take them! And HER with them! 349 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,000 Small dog: PLEASE! 350 00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:46,006 (dogs sigh) 351 00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:49,006 Pinkie Pie: I can't believe you got all these gems! 352 00:20:49,559 --> 00:20:52,007 Rainbow Dash: I can't believe you tricked all those dogs. 353 00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:57,003 Rarity: Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. 354 00:20:57,314 --> 00:21:00,003 I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time. 355 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:04,002 Twilight: I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today. 356 00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:06,006 Rarity: (quizzically) Me? What did I teach you? 357 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:10,001 Twilight: Just because somepony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. 358 00:21:10,085 --> 00:21:16,005 In fact, by using her wits, a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all. 359 00:21:16,054 --> 00:21:18,006 Spike: Mm. "Outshines" is right. 360 00:21:18,642 --> 00:21:22,004 Now you have enough gems to cover Sapphire Shores' costumes. 361 00:21:22,438 --> 00:21:24,009 Rarity: Not if you eat them all, Spike. 362 00:21:24,853 --> 00:21:29,001 (Spike yelps, ponies laugh) 363 00:21:29,961 --> 00:21:32,001 (ending theme begins) My Little Pony 364 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,003 My Little Pony 365 00:21:38,553 --> 00:21:47,003 (instrumental) 366 00:21:47,283 --> 00:21:53,008 My Little Pony, friends