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Pinkie Pie: Hoof-biting action overload! She was like 
 a sun superstar, flying higher and higher,

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and then Rainbow Dash swooshed down-SWOOSH!

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and right before she hit the ground, SHOOM!

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she pulled up! (imitates motor revving)

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Twilight: (distracted) Uh-huh.

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And then she looped around and around like 
 "whoom, whoom, whoom, whoom, whoom, whoom, WHOOM!"

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(Pinkie Pie crashes into ground)
Twilight: (distracted) Uh-huh.

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(Rainbow Dash whooshing overhead)

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(Twilight sighs with relief and flips page)

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Pinkie Pie: Hey, Rainbow Dash!

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Rainbow Dash: (groans, under breath) Pinkie Pie? Not again...

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Rainbow Dash!

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Not now, Pinkie Pie!

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Pinkie Pie: But-but, Rainbow Dash-

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Rainbow Dash: I'm in the middle of something!

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Pinkie Pie: But-
Rainbow Dash: I said, not now!

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(crash, grunt)

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(sliding down cliff)

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Pinkie Pie: I was gonna tell you to look out for that mountain!

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(Rainbow Dash grumbles)

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(theme song begins) My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ah, ah, ah, ah,

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(My Little Pony) Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be

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(My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me

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Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun

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Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong

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Fluttershy: Sharing kindness
Twilight: It's an easy feat

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All: And magic makes it all complete, yeah

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(My Little Pony) Do you know you're all my very best friends

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(Pinkie Pie humming tunelessly)

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Pinkie Pie: (sweetly) Hi! I'm looking for Rainbow Dash, have you seen her?

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Pinkie Pie: Hi there! Have you seen Rainbow Dash?

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Okay, thanks anyway.

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Pinkie Pie: Twilight! Have you seen Rainbow Dash anywhere?
Twilight: ...Isn't she right up there?

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Pinkie Pie: (singsong) Rainbow DA~SH!

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(Rainbow Dash grunts frantically)

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(whoosh)

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(whoosh)

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Rainbow Dash: (out of breath) Phew...that was close...

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Pinkie Pie: Hi!
(Rainbow Dash screams, whooshes off)

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(whoosh)

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(panting)

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(whoosh)

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(whoosh, whoosh, whoosh)

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(water splashing lightly)

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Pinkie Pie: (spits) I need a favor, Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow 
 Dash: (screams, winds up) ...Aw, forget it.

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(thud)

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I tooootally promise it'll be tooootally fun!

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(sighs, resigned) Okay...

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Over to the right.

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Nono, a liiittle to the left.

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Oh wait, back to the right.

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Now, a liiiittle left-ish while staying rightly.

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Stop!

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Hmm...Maybe a few inches to the south!

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And now a couple centimeters north!

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Pinkie Pie: Okay. One more smidgimeter to the-
Rainbow Dash: (exasperated) PINKIE PIIIIE!

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Pinkie Pie: Uh, I mean, perfect!

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Now, wait for my signal.

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(Spike humming My Little Pony theme)

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(thunder, Spike screams)

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(hiccup)

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(hiccup)

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(Spike hiccuping, Pinkie Pie snickering)

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Pinkie Pie: (laughing) Oh Rainbow Dash, we startled Spike into getting the hiccups!

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(Rainbow Dash chuckles)
Spike: (laughing) Good one, Pinkie (hiccup) Pie! (hiccup)

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You're always pullin' a fast one (hiccup) on me!

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(hiccups fire, yelps)

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Pinkie Pie: (worried) Oh no, you're not hurt, are you?

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Spike: No- (hiccup) don't be (hiccup) silly, dragons are (hiccup) fireproof.

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(pop)

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Oh, okay. Good.

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(Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laugh uproariously)

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Spike: (hiccups fire) I wish the same thing (hiccup) were true of scrolls...

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(Princess Celestia gasps, scrolls clatter)

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(Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laugh)
(Spike hiccups fire repeatedly)

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Have you ever SEEN anything more HILARIOUS?!

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I can think of ONE thing...

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(thunder, Pinkie Pie shrieks)

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(laughter punctuated by hiccups)

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I didn't take you for a prankster, Pinkie Pie!

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Are you (exaggerated hiccup) kidding?! (exaggerated hiccup)

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I LOVE to pull pranks!

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It's all (exaggerated hiccup) in good fun,

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and Pinkie Pie lo- (hiccup) -oooves

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to have (hiccup) fun! (hiccup)

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You know, Pinkie Pie, you're not as annoying as I thought!
(Pinkie Pie hiccup-snorts)

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You wanna hang out?!
(Pinkie Pie hiccups)

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That'd be- (hiccup, whoosh)

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I'd really (hiccup)

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When do (hiccup, whoosh)

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I mean (hiccup)

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Why would you (horn honks)

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Rainbow Dash: A simple nod will do.
Pinkie Pie: (muffled) Mm-hmm.

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Rainbow Dash: (whispering) Is she even home?

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Pinkie Pie: (whispering) I don't know, but I think she called. (both snicker)

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Rainbow Dash: There she is!

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Rarity: Ooh!

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(Rarity sniffs, whimpers lightly, sneezes repeatedly)

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(Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laugh)

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(Pinkie Pie sneezes into distance)

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(liquid pours, bubbles)

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Twilight: Huh?!
(bubbling intensifies)

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(explosion)

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(Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laughing uproariously)

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(Applejack gasps)

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Applejack: Land sakes!

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(Rainbow Dash snickers)

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(both laugh)

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(apples impact, splash)

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(Applejack chuckles)

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(squeak)

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(pump squeaks in Pinkie Pie's mouth)

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Pinkie Pie: (muffled) Ish shomeone over dere?

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Who we gonna squirt?! Who we gonna squirt?!

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Rainbow Dash: (snickers) Fluttershy.

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Pinkie Pie: (muffled) WHAT?!

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(spits) Nononononono.

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(insistent) We CAN'T prank Fluttershy, I mean, she's SO sensitive,

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it'll hurt her feelings, even our most harmless prank!

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Rainbow Dash: Yeah...you're right. Huh...

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We need another victim who's made of tougher stuff.

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So, who's it gonna be?

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Pinkie Pie: Oh! (giggles) I've got SOMEone in mind!

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(giggles) The TOUGHEST around!

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Awesome! Who?! Who?! Do I know them?

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Pinkie Pie: (giggles) Oh, yes! (giggles)

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You're VERY close!

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Rainbow Dash: (chuckles) Good one, Pinkie Pie!

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(Rainbow Dash chuckles)

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(both laugh)

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(toy wobbles)

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(Pinkie Pie blows party blower repeatedly)

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Rise and shine, Rainbow Dash! It's a brand new day, 
 and we've got a LOT of pranking to-

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Ooh...

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Rainbow Dash: Mornin', Pink! (whoosh) Gilda, this is my gal pal, Pinkie Pie.

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(metal riff)
Gilda: (disinterested) Hey. What's up?

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Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, this is my griffon friend, Gilda.

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Pinkie Pie: What's a griffon?

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(metal bass line playing) Rainbow Dash: She's half-eagle, half-lion-
Gilda: And ALL awesome.

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(metal bass line)
(Gilda and Rainbow Dash chuckling)

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Rainbow Dash: Gilda's my best friend from my days at Junior Speedster flight camp.

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Hey! Remember the chant?!

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(derisively) Oh yeah, they made us recite it every morning. I'll 
 never get that lame thing out of my head.

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Rainbow Dash: Soooooo?

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Gilda: (groan, monotone) Only for you, Dash.

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Rainbow Dash: (spirited chanting) Junior Speedsters are our lives
Gilda: 
 (bored chanting) Junior Speedsters are our lives

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Rainbow Dash: (spirited) Sky-bound soars and daring dives
Gilda: (bored) Sky-bound soars and daring dives

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Rainbow Dash: (spirited) Junior Speedsters, it's our quest
Gilda: (bored) Junior Speedsters, it's our quest

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Rainbow Dash: (spirited) To someday be the very best
Gilda: 
 (bored) To someday be the very best

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(Pinkie Pie laughing and slapping hoof on ground)

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Pinkie Pie: Oh, that was awesome,

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and it gave me a great idea for a prank! (grunts) Gilda, you game?

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Huh. Well, I groove on a good prank as much as the next griffon,

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but Dash, you promised me we'd get a flying session in this morning.

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Yeah...uh...well, Pinkie Pie, you don't mind, do you?

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Rainbow Dash: Gilda just got here. We'll catch up 
 with you later!
Pinkie Pie: Oh...um...sure, no problem!

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Have fun, you guys! So I'll...just catch up with you... (sighs dejectedly) later...

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(party blower blowing sad descending note)

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(wind blowing)

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(jets whoosh by)

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(wind howling, Gilda streaks past)

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(approaching jet, soft thud)

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(both laughing)
Gilda: Whoa! That was sweet!

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Just like old times.

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Rainbow Dash: Yeah, only faster!
(brohoof)

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So, now what?

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Pinkie Pie: Hey there!

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Both: Huh?

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Pinkie Pie: It's later!

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Pinkie Pie: And I caught up!

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(Pinkie Pie bouncing on trampoline)

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(Pinkie Pie bouncing)
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random!

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(Pinkie Pie bouncing)
Gilda: Hey Dash, think you got enough 
 gas left to beat me to that cloud?!

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(Pinkie Pie bouncing)
Rainbow Dash: A race?! You are so on!

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Gilda: One, two, three, GO! (whoosh)

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Pinkie Pie: Hey...!

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Rainbow Dash: I win!

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Gilda: As IF. I won, dude!

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Rainbow Dash: No way!
Gilda: Yes way!

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Rainbow Dash: Oh come on, I was way ahead 
 of you!
Gilda: Uh, I don't think so.

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Rainbow Dash: Oh please, dream on. There is NO way 
 you beat me.
Gilda: Remember back in camp? I-

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Pinkie Pie: Wow, guys, that was really cool!

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But I think Rainbow Dash beat you by a teeny-weeny, itty-bitty little hair,

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or a teeny-weeny, itty-bitty feather!

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Rainbow Dash: Hah, see?! Good thing Pinkie Pie's here to keep you honest, G!

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Gilda: (irritated) Okay, Dash, last one to that cloud 
 up there is a gnarly dragon egg. GO!

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(whoosh)

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(metal bass line)
Gilda: (hostile) I think the high altitude is making you dizzy.

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(popping balloons)
Pinkie Pie: Wait! Guys-

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(whoosh)

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(whoosh)

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(bizarre contraption noises)
Pinkie Pie: Oh, wow, you guys 
 almost got away from me that time!

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(bizarre contraption noises)

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(bizarre contraption noises)
Gilda: So, Dash, got any new moves in your tricktionary,

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(bizarre contraption noises)
or are you 100% old school?

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(bizarre contraption noises)
Rainbow Dash: New moves?! Hah! Sit back, 
 G, this is gonna take a while.

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(metal bass line)
Gilda: Hey Pinkie, c'mere.

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Pinkie Pie: Yeah?

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(metal bass line)
Gilda: (threatening) Don't you know how 
 to take GET LOST for an answer?!

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(metal bass line)
(intimidating) Dash doesn't need to hang with 
 a dweeb like YOU while I'M around.

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(metal bass line)
(mocking) You're dorkin' up the skies, Stinky Pie,

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(metal bass line)
(threatening) so make like a bee and BUZZ OFF!

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(metal bass line)
(Pinkie Pie screaming and spinning)

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(metal bass line)

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Rainbow Dash: Try matching THAT! ...Hey, where's Pinkie Pie and her crazy contraption?

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Gilda: Eh, she left. Something about being... (sardonic) ...as busy as a bee.

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(contraption noises winding down, distorted)

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(Pinkie Pie "hmphs")

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Twilight: So, Pinkie Pie, are you sure that this 
 friend of Rainbow Dash is really so mean?

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Pinkie Pie: Um, YEAH! She keeps stealing Rainbow Dash away,

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she popped my balloons, and she told me to buzz off!

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I've never met a griffon this mean!

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Well, actually, I've never met a griffon at 
 all, but I bet if I had,

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she wouldn't have been as mean and grumpy as GILDA.

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Twilight: You know what I think, Pinkie Pie?

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Pinkie Pie: Hmm?
Twilight: (hesitantly) Well, I think...you're jealous.

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Pinkie Pie: (incredulous) JEALOUS?!
Spike: Green with envy. Well, in your case, pink with envy.

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Twilight: Well, yes. Jealous.

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Listen, Pinkie, I don't wanna upset you,

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but just because Rainbow Dash has another friend

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doesn't make Gilda a grump.

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I mean, perhaps it's YOU, Pinkie, who needs to improve her attitude.

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Pinkie Pie: Improve MY attitude?!

226
00:11:47,814 --> 00:11:52,078
But I... (stammering) Gilda's a... (stammering) are you seri- (screams)

227
00:11:54,269 --> 00:11:56,064
(door slams, Twilight sighs)

228
00:11:58,263 --> 00:12:00,045
Maybe Twilight is right...

229
00:12:00,446 --> 00:12:03,060
Maybe Gilda isn't a big meany grumpy mean-meany-pants.

230
00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:07,097
Maybe I'm just a big jealous judgmental jealous-jealousy-pants.

231
00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:09,069
(sighs dejectedly)

232
00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:14,038
(slurping)

233
00:12:14,378 --> 00:12:17,007
Gilda: (whoosh, laughs) That was sweet!
(Pinkie's hooves clatter on table)

234
00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:20,079
Rainbow Dash: Uh, I gotta take care of a few weather jobs around here.

235
00:12:20,786 --> 00:12:21,072
Shouldn't take long.

236
00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:23,090
Just, uh, hang out in town and I'll come find ya.

237
00:12:23,898 --> 00:12:26,078
Gilda: That's cool, I guess. (macho) I'm gonna go chow down!

238
00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:27,071
Rainbow Dash: Later!

239
00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:36,062
(screams, shouts feebly) A RATTLER! A RATTLER!

240
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:40,013
RUN FOR THE HILLS! EVERYBODY FORSAKE YOURSELVES!

241
00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:42,017
(slow, discordant banjo strumming)

242
00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:46,044
This stuff ain't fresh, dude.

243
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,021
(discordant banjo strumming)
Pinkie Pie: Aw, poor Granny Smith! 
 She didn't know it was a joke!

244
00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:53,088
How mean! ...No, no, I can't misjudge her.

245
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:57,006
(unsure) It was kind of a funny prank...I guess...

246
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,049
(chomps)

247
00:13:01,096 --> 00:13:03,032
(gasps) I DID misjudge her!

248
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,025
She's not only a meany mean-pants, she's also a thief!

249
00:13:07,783 --> 00:13:09,087
...Nononono...she might give it back!

250
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,045
It's just a joke!

251
00:13:11,452 --> 00:13:14,086
Fluttershy: All right, little ones, this way, this way.

252
00:13:14,865 --> 00:13:17,005
Mama duck is free and clear.

253
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,037
Gilda: HEY.

254
00:13:19,037 --> 00:13:22,016
Fluttershy: Please excuse me.
Gilda: (forcefully) I'm WALKIN' here.

255
00:13:22,157 --> 00:13:24,015
Fluttershy: (meekly) Oh, um, I'm sorry...

256
00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:27,087
Fluttershy: I-I was just trying to-
Gilda: (mocking in 
 a whiny voice) I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

257
00:13:27,869 --> 00:13:30,033
(nastily) Why don't you just watch where you're GOING, DOOFUS?!

258
00:13:31,445 --> 00:13:33,007
Fluttershy: (stammering) B-b-b-but I...

259
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:38,036
(inhales, roars like a lion)

260
00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:42,040
(Fluttershy sobs)

261
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:46,072
(derisively) Ugh, please. All these lame ponies are driving me buggy.

262
00:13:46,723 --> 00:13:47,093
I gotta bail. (whoosh)

263
00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:52,034
She's a grump AND a thief AND a bully!

264
00:13:52,342 --> 00:13:55,027
The meanest kind of mean meany-pants there is!

265
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:59,017
I can take it, but NO ONE treats Fluttershy like that!

266
00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:01,003
NO. ONE.

267
00:14:01,027 --> 00:14:05,042
This calls for EXTREME measures! Pinkie Pie style!

268
00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:13,029
(perky) Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!

269
00:14:14,262 --> 00:14:15,093
Applejack: Who's this "Gilda" I've heard nothin' about?

270
00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:20,007
Rarity: I hear she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash. A griffon! So rare.

271
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,034
Twilight: You've met Gilda, right? What's she like?

272
00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:26,034
Fluttershy: Oh! Um, well...I'll tell you later, Twilight.

273
00:14:26,337 --> 00:14:28,057
Pinkie Pie: Welcome! Welcome!

274
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:31,086
Fluttershy: Um, Pinkie Pie, about this party for Gilda,

275
00:14:31,863 --> 00:14:35,011
Um, do you really think it's a good idea? I mean-

276
00:14:35,114 --> 00:14:38,004
Pinkie Pie: Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda!

277
00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:40,073
Your Auntie Pinkie Pie has got it aaall taken care of!

278
00:14:41,476 --> 00:14:42,092
Fluttershy: I'm a year older than you.

279
00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,015
Pinkie Pie: GILDA!

280
00:14:44,146 --> 00:14:47,054
I'm so honored to throw you one of my signature Pinkie Pie Parties!

281
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:51,092
And I really, truly, sincerely hope you feel welcome here amongst all us ponyfolk!

282
00:14:53,782 --> 00:14:56,038
(joy buzzer shocks Gilda)

283
00:14:56,383 --> 00:14:58,024
(Gilda crashes to ground)

284
00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:01,031
(ponies laughing)

285
00:15:01,306 --> 00:15:06,069
(Pinkie Pie giggling)
Rainbow Dash: Oh, Pinkie Pie. The 
 ol' hoof-shake buzzer! You are a SCREAM!

286
00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:09,094
Gilda: (chuckles nervously) Yeah, uh, good one, Pinkie Pie.

287
00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:12,068
Rainbow Dash: C'mon G, I'll introduce you to some of my other friends.

288
00:15:12,684 --> 00:15:16,040
Gilda: Right behind you, Dash! (menacingly, under breath) I know what you're up to.

289
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,044
Pinkie Pie: (unfazed) Great!

290
00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:21,000
Gilda: Grrr...I know what you're planning!

291
00:15:20,996 --> 00:15:23,027
Pinkie Pie: (giggles, snorts) Well, I HOPE so!

292
00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:25,069
This wasn't supposed to be a SURPRISE party!

293
00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:29,059
Gilda: I mean, I've got my eye on you.

294
00:15:29,588 --> 00:15:32,075
Pinkie Pie: And I'VE got my eye on YOU!

295
00:15:33,256 --> 00:15:35,044
Everyone, I'd like you all to meet Gilda,

296
00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:37,062
a long-time dear friend of Rainbow Dash.

297
00:15:37,622 --> 00:15:39,090
Let's honor her and welcome her to Ponyville!

298
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:44,012
(ponies cheer)

299
00:15:44,123 --> 00:15:45,096
Pinkie Pie: Please help yourself!

300
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:49,084
Gilda: Vanilla lemon drops! Don't mind if I do.

301
00:15:51,879 --> 00:15:52,023
(gulps)

302
00:15:53,945 --> 00:15:57,006
Gilda: (breathes fire, pants) HOOOOT!

303
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,026
Rainbow Dash: G, the punch!

304
00:15:58,264 --> 00:15:59,052
(siren blaring)

305
00:15:59,518 --> 00:16:02,007
(Gilda gasping, gulping)

306
00:16:02,072 --> 00:16:03,042
Huh?!

307
00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:07,092
Pinkie Pie: Well, whaddya know?! Pepper in the vanilla lemon 
 drops, and the punch served in a dribble glass!

308
00:16:07,924 --> 00:16:12,010
Rainbow Dash: Ha! Priceless, priceless! (laughing)

309
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:14,098
(Gilda gulps water, pants)

310
00:16:14,983 --> 00:16:16,093
(sarcastic) Yeah. Hilarious.

311
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:19,039
Rainbow Dash: Hey G, look! Presents!

312
00:16:23,342 --> 00:16:27,029
(pop, ponies laugh)

313
00:16:27,289 --> 00:16:31,066
Applejack: Spittin' snakes! Heh, somepony pulled that prank on me last month!

314
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:34,095
(sardonic) Ha ha. I bet I know who THAT was.

315
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,021
Pinkie Pie: (quizzically) You do?

316
00:16:38,011 --> 00:16:42,001
(ponies chatter)

317
00:16:42,008 --> 00:16:44,003
Pinkie Pie: Cake time, everypony!

318
00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,002
Spike: Hey! Can I blow out the candles?

319
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,005
Twilight: Why don't we let Gilda blow out the candles, Spike?

320
00:16:48,489 --> 00:16:50,005
She IS the guest of honor, after all.

321
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,008
(Spike yelps, crashes into wall)
Gilda: EXACTLY.

322
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,005
(inhales sharply, blows)

323
00:16:56,802 --> 00:17:00,005
(inhales sharply, blows)

324
00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:05,000
(ponies laughing)

325
00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:09,005
(ponies laughing)
(Gilda blows repeatedly)

326
00:17:09,048 --> 00:17:14,004
Spike: Relighting birthday candles! I LOVE that prank! What a classic!

327
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,007
Pinkie Pie: Now, I wonder who could've done that?

328
00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:19,000
(metal bass line)
Gilda: (sardonic) Yeah. I wonder.

329
00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:24,000
Spike: (splats into cake) Mm! Who cares, this cake is AMAZING!

330
00:17:23,969 --> 00:17:25,001
Twilight: Spike!

331
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,002
Spike: (mouth full) What? It'sh great! Try shome!

332
00:17:28,149 --> 00:17:30,009
Rainbow Dash: Hey G, you're not upset about some silly candles, are you?

333
00:17:30,935 --> 00:17:35,003
Gilda: (false bravado) No way, Dash! Like I 
 said, I'm down with a good prank.

334
00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:37,003
Rainbow Dash: Come on, then! Let's have some cake.

335
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:39,009
(Pinkie Pie chomps, whimpers in confusion)

336
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,005
(metal bass line)
Gilda: (threateningly) Hey. I'm watching you. Like a hawk.

337
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,006
Pinkie Pie: (sweetly) Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?

338
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:48,004
Applejack: Hey y'all! It's Pin the Tail on the Pony!

339
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:49,006
Let's play!

340
00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:52,001
Rarity: Oh, my FAVORITE game! Can I go first?!

341
00:17:52,135 --> 00:17:53,004
Can I have the purple tail?

342
00:17:54,318 --> 00:17:56,004
Gilda: (self-importantly) Well, I'M the guest of honor!

343
00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:58,000
And I'LL have the purple tail!

344
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,006
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Gilda should definitely go first!

345
00:18:00,587 --> 00:18:01,009
Let's get you blindfolded.

346
00:18:01,887 --> 00:18:04,005
Gilda: Hey-what-what're you doing?! Augh!

347
00:18:04,534 --> 00:18:08,002
(Gilda spinning)
Pinkie Pie: We're gonna spin you around and around, 
 and then you pin the tail on the pony!

348
00:18:08,025 --> 00:18:13,000
Pinkie Pie: Now, just walk straight ahead and pin the tail!
Gilda: 
 (mocking) Now, just walk straight ahead and pin the tail!

349
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:16,002
(sarcastic) Yeah, right. This is another prank, isn't it?

350
00:18:16,214 --> 00:18:19,006
Gilda: I'M goin' this way.
Pinkie Pie: W-Wait...the poster is this w-

351
00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:23,009
(Gilda screaming repeatedly, crashes)

352
00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:28,001
Pinkie Pie: Uh, Gilda? You pinned the tail on the wrong end!

353
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:31,001
(ponies laugh)

354
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:34,000
(lion roar)

355
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,007
Gilda: (maliciously) THIS is your idea of a good time?!

356
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,008
I've NEVER met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life!

357
00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:41,006
And Pinkie Pie...

358
00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:45,003
YOU are Queen Lame-o with your weak little party pranks,

359
00:18:45,285 --> 00:18:48,002
Do you REALLY think you can make me lose my cool?!

360
00:18:48,165 --> 00:18:53,002
Well, Dash and I have ten TIMES as much 
 cool as the REST of you put together!

361
00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:56,007
Come on, Dash, we're bailing on this PATHETIC scene.

362
00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:59,002
...Come ON, Rainbow Dash!

363
00:18:59,217 --> 00:19:01,003
I SAID, WE'RE LEAVING!

364
00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:06,006
Rainbow Dash: ...Y'know, Gilda? I was the one who set 
 up all those "weak" pranks at this party.

365
00:19:06,555 --> 00:19:08,008
Gilda: (shocked) ...W-what?!

366
00:19:08,784 --> 00:19:12,008
Pinkie Pie: Ooh.
Rainbow Dash: So I guess I'M Queen Lame-o.

367
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,001
Gilda: (nervously) Come on, Dash! You're joshin' me!

368
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:19,005
Rainbow Dash: They weren't all meant for you specifically. It was 
 just dumb luck that you set them all off!

369
00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:23,006
Pinkie Pie: I shoulda known! That dribble cup 
 had "Rainbow Dash" written all over it!

370
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:26,009
Gilda: (indignant) No. Way. It was Pinkie Pie!

371
00:19:26,942 --> 00:19:28,008
She set up this party to trip me up,

372
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,003
to make a fool of me!

373
00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:33,005
Pinkie Pie: Me?! I threw this party to improve your attitude!

374
00:19:33,537 --> 00:19:36,008
I thought a good party might turn that frown upside-down!

375
00:19:36,787 --> 00:19:39,005
Rainbow Dash: And you sure didn't need any help making a fool of yourself!

376
00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:43,006
You know, this is not how I thought my 
 OLD friends would treat my NEW friends!

377
00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:50,000
If being cool is all you care about, maybe you 
 should go find some new COOL friend someplace else.

378
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,007
(Gilda growls)

379
00:19:51,695 --> 00:19:54,009
Gilda: (stumbling over words) Yeah?! Well...you....you...

380
00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:57,005
YOU are such a...a FLIP-FLOP!

381
00:19:57,453 --> 00:19:59,008
Cool one minute and lame the next.

382
00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:03,003
When YOU decide not to be lame anymore, gimme a call.

383
00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:06,004
(door slams)
Rainbow Dash: Not. Cool.

384
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:09,002
Spike: Wow. Talk about a party pooper.

385
00:20:09,156 --> 00:20:13,006
(ponies chatter about Gilda)

386
00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:16,004
Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry, everypony, for bringing Gilda here.

387
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,006
I didn't know how rude she was.

388
00:20:18,056 --> 00:20:23,002
And Pinkie Pie, I'm really sorry she ruined that 
 awesome party you put on for her.

389
00:20:23,025 --> 00:20:26,005
Pinkie Pie: Hey, if you wanna hang out with party poopers, that's your business.

390
00:20:26,455 --> 00:20:28,005
Rainbow Dash: I'd rather hang out with you.

391
00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:31,000
Rainbow Dash: No hard feelings?
Pinkie Pie: No hard feelings.

392
00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:32,009
(joy buzzers shock both)

393
00:20:33,258 --> 00:20:37,004
(ponies laugh)

394
00:20:37,438 --> 00:20:40,005
Twilight: Hey, Pinkie. Sorry I accused you of misjudging Gilda.

395
00:20:40,503 --> 00:20:42,008
Looks like I'm the one who misjudged you.

396
00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:47,001
Pinkie Pie: It's okay, Twilight! Even you can't be 
 a super smart smarty smart-pants all the time!

397
00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:51,002
Come on everypony, there's still a whole lotta party to finish!

398
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,003
(ponies cheer)

399
00:20:53,032 --> 00:20:55,003
Twilight: (voice-over) "Dearest Princess Celestia,

400
00:20:55,271 --> 00:21:01,004
Today I learned that it's hard to accept when somepony you like 
 wants to spend time with somepony who's not so nice.

401
00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:04,007
Though it's impossible to control who your friends hang out with,

402
00:21:04,652 --> 00:21:07,004
it is possible to control your own behavior.

403
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:09,007
Just continue to be a good friend.

404
00:21:09,714 --> 00:21:14,003
In the end, the difference between a false friend and 
 one who's true will surely come to light.

405
00:21:14,265 --> 00:21:17,000
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

406
00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:19,008
Princess Celestia: (voice-over) "Dear Twilight Sparkle,

407
00:21:19,837 --> 00:21:21,006
my most faithful student..."

408
00:21:24,528 --> 00:21:27,000
(aloud) Oh! (giggles) Wrong ink!

409
00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:29,004
(sighs, laughs)

410
00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:32,007
(ending theme begins) My Little Pony

411
00:21:35,023 --> 00:21:36,009
My Little Pony

412
00:21:39,156 --> 00:21:48,000
(instrumental)

413
00:21:48,026 --> 00:21:54,009
My Little Pony, friends