1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,923 Applejack: Boy, howdy. I got my work cut out for me. 2 00:00:04,923 --> 00:00:09,009 That there's the biggest bumper crop o'apples I ever laid eyes on. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:14,118 Big Macintosh: Ee-yup. Too big for you t'handle on yer own. 4 00:00:14,118 --> 00:00:17,647 Applejack: Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yourself better. 5 00:00:17,647 --> 00:00:20,526 I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle. (jabs Big Mac) 6 00:00:20,526 --> 00:00:22,245 Oops! Sorry... 7 00:00:22,245 --> 00:00:24,892 I'll take a bite outta this job by day's end. 8 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:28,700 Big Mac: Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of. 9 00:00:28,007 --> 00:00:32,074 Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep? 10 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,855 Yup. 11 00:00:33,855 --> 00:00:38,081 Why, of all the- This is your sister Applejack, remember?! 12 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:41,285 (raising voice) The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies? 13 00:00:41,285 --> 00:00:43,746 But still only ONE pony. 14 00:00:43,746 --> 00:00:48,483 And ONE pony plus HUNDREDS o'apple trees just doesn't add up. 15 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:51,455 Don't you use yer fancy "mathematics" to muddy the issue! 16 00:00:51,455 --> 00:00:54,985 I said I can handle this harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you. 17 00:00:54,985 --> 00:01:01,486 I'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this applebuck season all by myself. 18 00:01:03,553 --> 00:01:04,575 (gulps) 19 00:01:07,222 --> 00:01:13,305 (theme song begins) My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ah, ah, ah, ah, 20 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:17,717 (My Little Pony) Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be 21 00:01:17,717 --> 00:01:21,711 (My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me 22 00:01:21,711 --> 00:01:24,033 Rainbow Dash: Big adventure Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun 23 00:01:24,033 --> 00:01:26,123 Rarity: A beautiful heart Applejack: Faithful and strong 24 00:01:26,123 --> 00:01:28,166 Fluttershy: Sharing kindness Twilight: It's an easy feat 25 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:30,442 All: And magic makes it all complete, yeah 26 00:01:30,442 --> 00:01:38,940 (My Little Pony) Do you know you're all my very best friends 27 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:45,093 Well, I better get kickin'. 28 00:01:45,929 --> 00:01:48,048 These apples aren't gonna shake themselves outta the trees. 29 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:51,036 (low rumbling, apple thuds) Hey! 30 00:01:51,363 --> 00:01:52,071 (ground rumbling) Oh no! 31 00:02:00,558 --> 00:02:03,030 STAMPEEEEEEDE! 32 00:02:03,298 --> 00:02:08,041 (cows mooing, ground being trampled) 33 00:02:08,406 --> 00:02:13,075 (ponies panicking, doors slamming shut) 34 00:02:13,075 --> 00:02:21,046 Pinkie Pie: (laughing, voice trembling with ground) He-e-ey! Thi-i-is ma-a-akes my-y-y-y voi-i-ice so-o-ound silly-y-y! 35 00:02:21,456 --> 00:02:24,010 Pinkie Pie! Are you crazy?! Run! 36 00:02:24,766 --> 00:02:28,033 Everypony calm down. There is no reason to panic! 37 00:02:28,329 --> 00:02:30,060 Rarity: But mayor! Whatever shall we do?! 38 00:02:30,605 --> 00:02:31,077 Rainbow Dash: Look there! 39 00:02:31,766 --> 00:02:34,018 (ground shaking underfoot) 40 00:02:34,018 --> 00:02:36,027 Applejack: YEE-HAW! 41 00:02:36,027 --> 00:02:38,078 (cheering) 44 00:02:43,979 --> 00:02:45,019 (Winona barking) 45 00:02:45,187 --> 00:02:49,013 (Rarity moans) Pinkie Pie: This is the best rodeo show I've ever seen! 46 00:02:54,498 --> 00:02:55,089 Come on, little doggie! 47 00:02:55,891 --> 00:02:57,001 Herd! 48 00:02:57,006 --> 00:03:00,007 Applejack: (whistles) Winona, put'em up. 49 00:03:00,071 --> 00:03:03,037 (Winona barks) 50 00:03:03,368 --> 00:03:05,064 Applejack: Ha HA! That's it! 51 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,092 (rope twirling, Applejack grunting) 52 00:03:11,727 --> 00:03:17,077 (Winona barks) Applejack: (grunts) Attagirl. Yeehaw! 53 00:03:17,771 --> 00:03:22,085 (cheering) 54 00:03:23,128 --> 00:03:24,048 Applejack: Whoooooa! 55 00:03:26,001 --> 00:03:28,024 Hoo-wee! 56 00:03:28,245 --> 00:03:30,060 Now, what was THAT all about? 57 00:03:30,605 --> 00:03:33,072 (moos, clears throat) 58 00:03:33,716 --> 00:03:37,008 Oh, my! Begging your pardon, Applejack, 59 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:41,077 but Mooriella here saw one of those nasty snakes. 60 00:03:41,774 --> 00:03:43,058 (cows gasp) 61 00:03:41,774 --> 00:03:43,058 (cows gasp) 62 00:03:43,585 --> 00:03:45,084 And it just gave us ALL the willies, don'tcha know! 63 00:03:45,837 --> 00:03:47,070 I completely understand. 64 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:51,046 Just next time, try and steer clear o'Ponyville. 65 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:55,057 We certainly will, Applejack. So long, Winona! 66 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,089 (Winona barks) 67 00:03:56,089 --> 00:04:02,079 (ponies cheer, Winona barks) Applejack: Yee-haw! 68 00:04:02,788 --> 00:04:05,048 Pinkie Pie: Yee-haw! Ride'em, cowpony! 69 00:04:05,481 --> 00:04:09,066 Mayor: Applejack was just...just... Pinkie Pie: Apple-TASTIC! 70 00:04:09,661 --> 00:04:11,056 Exactly! 71 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:15,060 We must do something to thank Applejack for single-hoofedly saving the town. 72 00:04:15,605 --> 00:04:19,009 Pinkie Pie: I know! A PARTY! 73 00:04:21,317 --> 00:04:22,090 Twilight: We all ready? 74 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,031 Just one last thing. 75 00:04:30,211 --> 00:04:31,046 Rarity: NOW we're ready. 76 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:33,090 Is Applejack all set? 77 00:04:33,903 --> 00:04:35,081 Rainbow Dash: Actually, I haven't seen her all week. 78 00:04:35,807 --> 00:04:37,020 Pinkie Pie: Not since the stampede. 79 00:04:37,002 --> 00:04:40,078 Rainbow Dash: But she'll be here for sure. Applejack is NEVER late! 80 00:04:44,398 --> 00:04:46,053 (ponies chattering) 81 00:04:46,534 --> 00:04:49,092 (notecards slapping desk) 82 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:52,080 Twilight: Welcome, everypony! 83 00:04:52,804 --> 00:04:59,054 Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. 84 00:04:59,537 --> 00:05:02,071 A pony whose contributions to- (crash) 85 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,039 Rainbow Dash: Did you see Applejack's swift moves out there?! 86 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,097 What an ATHLETE! 87 00:05:06,968 --> 00:05:09,085 This week, she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, 88 00:05:09,847 --> 00:05:12,077 and I know it's gonna be (squealing) so awesome! 89 00:05:12,773 --> 00:05:14,084 Twilight: EXACTLY. And- 90 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:18,014 Pinkie Pie: This week, I get to run Sugar Cube Corner for the first time! 91 00:05:18,137 --> 00:05:20,037 Twilight: What does that have to do with Applejack? 92 00:05:21,039 --> 00:05:22,011 OH! 93 00:05:22,107 --> 00:05:25,059 Applejack, one of the best bakers EVER, is gonna help me! 94 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:29,077 Applejack makes everything great, so FREE SAMPLES FOR EVERYPONY! 95 00:05:29,077 --> 00:05:31,072 (ponies cheer) 96 00:05:31,072 --> 00:05:33,030 Twilight: Hokay, that's great. 97 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:37,011 Twilight: Now, if I could just make a point without being inter- Fluttershy: Twilight? Twilight: -rupted... 98 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:39,048 Fluttershy: Twilight, I'm so sorry, 99 00:05:39,476 --> 00:05:44,034 but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, 100 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,065 where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. 101 00:05:47,649 --> 00:05:51,018 She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills. 102 00:05:51,968 --> 00:05:53,045 Twilight: (dryly) Anyone else? 103 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:54,099 Anyone? 104 00:05:55,985 --> 00:05:57,005 Twilight: No? 105 00:05:58,214 --> 00:06:01,037 Well, then. As I was trying to say- 106 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,050 (frustrated grunt) Never mind. 107 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,068 (clears throat) And so, with no further ado, 108 00:06:09,917 --> 00:06:12,089 it is my privilege to give the prized Pony of Ponyville Award 109 00:06:12,982 --> 00:06:14,065 to our beloved guest of honor, 110 00:06:14,654 --> 00:06:16,079 a pony of the utmost trustworthiness, 111 00:06:16,086 --> 00:06:19,009 reliability, and integrity, 112 00:06:19,135 --> 00:06:23,055 Ponyville's most capable and dependable friend, Applejack! 113 00:06:23,547 --> 00:06:31,044 (ponies cheering, stop) Spike: Cool, way to go, Applejack! That was awesome! I mean- heh... 114 00:06:33,016 --> 00:06:34,037 (clears throat nervously) 115 00:06:36,968 --> 00:06:38,041 Spike: (singsong) Awkward. 116 00:06:38,408 --> 00:06:41,029 Applejack: (groggily) I'm here! I'm here... 117 00:06:41,287 --> 00:06:47,060 (yawns deeply) Sorry I'm late-whoa! (trips, thuds) Was I just- 118 00:06:47,603 --> 00:06:48,081 Did I get your tail? 119 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:55,048 Miss Mayor, thank you kindly for this here...award...thingy... 120 00:06:55,568 --> 00:07:01,037 (yawns) It's so bright and shiny and...heh...heheh... 121 00:07:01,373 --> 00:07:03,074 I sure do look funny, heh... 122 00:07:03,741 --> 00:07:10,057 Applejack and Pinkie Pie: Woooowooooowoooo! 123 00:07:10,568 --> 00:07:13,082 Twilight: Oookay. Well, thank you, Applejack, 124 00:07:13,818 --> 00:07:16,005 for saving us from that scary stampede, 125 00:07:16,048 --> 00:07:18,042 and always being there for everypony. 126 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:22,064 (yawns) Yeah...I like helpin' the ponyfolk and... 127 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:27,098 (yawns) and stuff... (snores) 128 00:07:28,238 --> 00:07:30,033 Oh! Uh...yeah, thanks! 129 00:07:30,328 --> 00:07:42,031 (trophy drags on ground loudly) 130 00:07:42,309 --> 00:07:45,056 Twilight: Was it just me, or did Applejack seem a little- Rainbow Dash: Tired? 131 00:07:45,056 --> 00:07:47,000 Fluttershy: Dizzy? Rarity: Messy? 132 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,006 (haughty) Well, did you SEE her mane?! 133 00:07:50,065 --> 00:07:53,034 Pinkie Pie: She seemed fine to me. WOO! WOO! 134 00:07:53,344 --> 00:07:54,099 (Twilight "hmm's") 135 00:07:57,402 --> 00:07:59,031 (Applejack grunts, kicks tree, apples thud into baskets) 136 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:03,002 (Applejack grunts, kicks tree, apples thud into baskets) 137 00:08:03,904 --> 00:08:07,016 (Applejack grunts and kicks tree then sighs) 138 00:08:07,642 --> 00:08:09,013 (sighs sleepily, shakes self awake) 139 00:08:09,128 --> 00:08:11,096 (Applejack kicks, yelps) 140 00:08:11,961 --> 00:08:16,033 (Applejack kicks basket, apples roll out) Twilight: What on earth is that pony doing?! 141 00:08:16,327 --> 00:08:17,016 Applejack: Whoops... 142 00:08:17,162 --> 00:08:20,076 Twilight: Hey, Applejack! (Applejack snores) 143 00:08:20,762 --> 00:08:22,099 Twilight: Applejack! (Applejack snores) 144 00:08:22,991 --> 00:08:25,064 Twilight: Applejack! (Applejack snores) 145 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:29,068 (Applejack snores) 146 00:08:29,678 --> 00:08:32,070 Twilight: APPLEJACK! Applejack: Oh! (shakes self awake) 147 00:08:32,697 --> 00:08:34,037 Applejack: H-howdy, Twilight! 148 00:08:34,368 --> 00:08:35,090 Twilight: What IS all this?! 149 00:08:35,901 --> 00:08:37,085 Applejack: I-it's applebuck season! 150 00:08:39,941 --> 00:08:41,035 Applejack: (kicks tree, apples thud into baskets) Wh-whoa! 151 00:08:41,349 --> 00:08:42,087 Twilight: Applewhat season? 152 00:08:42,867 --> 00:08:47,032 Applejack: (frustrated grunt) It's what the Apple Family calls harvesting time. 153 00:08:47,325 --> 00:08:50,044 We gather all the apples from the trees so we can sell 'em. 154 00:08:50,437 --> 00:08:52,053 Twilight: But...why are you doing it all alone? 155 00:08:52,526 --> 00:08:54,052 Applejack: 'Cause Big Macintosh hurt himself. 156 00:08:54,523 --> 00:08:58,019 Twilight: What about all those relatives I met when I first came to Ponyville? 157 00:08:58,192 --> 00:08:59,021 Can't they help? 158 00:08:59,214 --> 00:09:02,028 Applejack: (sighs) They were just here for the Apple Family Reunion. 159 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:06,037 They actually live all over Equestria and are busy harvestin' their own orchards. 160 00:09:06,366 --> 00:09:08,041 So, uh, I'm on my own. 161 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:12,059 (poof) Which means I should really get back to work. 162 00:09:14,797 --> 00:09:17,035 Applejack: (clears throat ostentatiously) Hint-hint? 163 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:18,097 Applejack: Get back to work? 164 00:09:18,974 --> 00:09:19,086 Twilight: Fine. 165 00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:22,078 Applejack: (woozy) Uh, could you step aside, Twilight? 166 00:09:22,782 --> 00:09:27,006 Twilight: I just did... (echoing) Applejack, you don't look so good... 167 00:09:27,055 --> 00:09:32,002 Applejack: (shakes self awake) Don't any a'you three worry none, I'm just fine and dandy. 168 00:09:32,024 --> 00:09:34,072 Applejack: (kicks tree) Wh-whoa... 169 00:09:34,717 --> 00:09:37,027 Twilight: Do you...want some help? 170 00:09:37,271 --> 00:09:40,052 Applejack: Help?! No way, no how. 171 00:09:40,522 --> 00:09:42,094 Twilight: But there's no way you can do it all on your own! 172 00:09:42,937 --> 00:09:46,010 Applejack: Is that a CHALLENGE? Twilight: Um...no? 173 00:09:46,095 --> 00:09:50,004 Applejack: Well, I'm gonna PROVE t'you that I can do it! 174 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:53,085 Now, if you'll EX-KYUUSE me, I've got apples t'buck. 175 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,031 (Rainbow Dash tapping hoof on fencepost) 176 00:09:58,309 --> 00:10:03,014 Rainbow Dash: THERE you are! Applejack: (yawns) I'm a-mite sorry, Rainbow... 177 00:10:03,138 --> 00:10:05,028 I was busy applebuckin' and I guess I- 178 00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:08,094 I closed my eyes for a second, and when I woke up, I was late. 179 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:11,022 Now, what's this new trick a'yours? 180 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,057 Rainbow Dash: See this contraption? 181 00:10:12,566 --> 00:10:14,021 Applejack: Uh, yeah... 182 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,016 Rainbow Dash: Well, I'm gonna stand on one end, 183 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,016 Rainbow Dash: Well, I'm gonna stand on one end, 184 00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:18,067 then you're gonna jump down from that platform, 185 00:10:18,672 --> 00:10:22,043 launching me into the air faster than I can take off on my own. 186 00:10:22,434 --> 00:10:26,061 Once I'm in the air, I'm gonna do some AMAZING flips and spins 187 00:10:26,614 --> 00:10:28,080 that are sure to impress the Wonderbolts. 188 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,016 Isn't that a mite dangerous? 189 00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:34,018 Heh, not for a pony who can fly. 190 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:35,030 Well, all righty, then! 191 00:10:39,199 --> 00:10:40,027 (wind whistling) 192 00:10:42,031 --> 00:10:44,091 Applejack: (woozy) Oh my... 193 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:47,037 Ready?! One...two... 194 00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:48,086 THREE! (Applejack slams into ground, grunts) 195 00:10:49,088 --> 00:10:55,045 Uh, maybe I wasn't clear. You're supposed to land ON the other end. 196 00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:57,096 Applejack: (face pops off ground, dazed) Got it... 197 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:01,054 (thud, grunt, thud, grunt, thud, grunt) 198 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:04,028 Rainbow Dash: Applejack, what the hay is goin' on?! 199 00:11:04,276 --> 00:11:07,039 I mean, I THOUGHT I was working with Ponyville's best athlete! 200 00:11:07,388 --> 00:11:10,092 (shakes self awake, talking loudly) You ARE! I'm okay... 201 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:13,052 Really...I-I have an idea. 202 00:11:13,518 --> 00:11:18,086 Watch this. (groans, launcher creaks) Ta-da. 203 00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:21,064 Applejack: Oh...maybe not... 204 00:11:21,645 --> 00:11:24,080 Okay, one more try. I'm sure to get it this time. 205 00:11:24,803 --> 00:11:26,001 (thud, Rainbow Dash grunts) 206 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,045 (groans) 207 00:11:31,955 --> 00:11:34,037 Applejack: Heh heh...he-here I go! 208 00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:40,022 Rainbow Dash: WAIT! (into distance) APPLEJAAaaaaack... 209 00:11:41,008 --> 00:11:43,047 Applejack: (shouting) You're welcome! 210 00:11:47,303 --> 00:11:48,065 (approaching jet, Rainbow Dash screaming, crash) 211 00:11:49,718 --> 00:11:50,060 Can I help you? 212 00:11:51,668 --> 00:11:55,043 I think somepony else needs your help... 213 00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:57,066 Twilight: (flatly) Applejack? Rainbow Dash: Yep. 214 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:04,076 Applejack: (thunk) OW! 215 00:12:04,764 --> 00:12:06,048 (tuning fork wobbling) 216 00:12:06,483 --> 00:12:08,039 Twilight: Applejack, can we talk? 217 00:12:08,387 --> 00:12:10,043 (bubbles popping) 218 00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:12,098 Twilight: (echoing) Applejack, can we talk? 219 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:17,068 Applejack: CAN BEES SQUAWK?! I-I DON'T THINK SO... 220 00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:19,016 Twilight: No. Can we talk? 221 00:12:19,161 --> 00:12:22,050 TWENTY STALKS?! BEAN OR CELERY? 222 00:12:22,504 --> 00:12:25,010 (louder) No! I need to talk to you! 223 00:12:25,105 --> 00:12:29,052 YOU NEED TO WALK TO THE ZOO?! WELL, WHO'S STOPPIN' YOU? 224 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,028 (louder) I NEED to TALK to you! 225 00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:35,079 OH! WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?! WHATCHA WANNA TALK ABOUT? 226 00:12:35,786 --> 00:12:38,029 (loudly) Rainbow Dash dropped in to see me today! 227 00:12:38,294 --> 00:12:40,062 THAT'S QUITE NEIGHBORLY OF HER. 228 00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:45,012 (shouting) YES, EXCEPT THAT SHE CRASHED ONTO MY BALCONY AFTER YOU LAUNCHED HER INTO THE AIR. 229 00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:49,081 (normal volume) Oh, yeah...I wasn't feelin' quite myself this mornin'... 230 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,078 Because you're working too hard, and you need HELP! 231 00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:57,020 What? Kelp?! I don't need kelp. I don't even like seaweed! 232 00:12:57,195 --> 00:12:59,019 (shouting) HELP! YOU NEED HELP! 233 00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:01,014 Nothin' doin', Twilight. 234 00:13:01,142 --> 00:13:05,088 I'm gonna prove t'you...t'everypony...that I can do this ON MY OWN. 235 00:13:05,879 --> 00:13:07,046 (thwap, Applejack yelps) 236 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:12,024 Ugh...now if you'll EXCUSE me, I've gotta go help Pinkie Pie... 237 00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:13,068 (sighs) 238 00:13:14,842 --> 00:13:20,028 Mrs. Cake: Now, Pinkie Pie, are you SURE you're up to baking the muffins and running the store this afternoon? 239 00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:22,060 Yessirree bob, Mrs. Cake! 240 00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:25,034 Plus, I have Ponyville's prized pony to help me out. 241 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,022 Why, she's the best baker EVER! Right, Applejack? (Applejack shakes self awake) 242 00:13:28,217 --> 00:13:29,066 (Pinkie's words echo incoherently) 243 00:13:29,657 --> 00:13:31,024 (shakes self awake) 244 00:13:31,236 --> 00:13:33,065 Mr. Cake: No? You're not the best baker ever? 245 00:13:33,065 --> 00:13:37,050 What?! Oh no! I mean, don't you fret. 246 00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:41,022 I can bake anything from fritters to pies in the blink of an eye. 247 00:13:41,022 --> 00:13:44,047 Mrs. Cake: Ohoho! Well, all right! Well, see you later, girls! 248 00:13:44,471 --> 00:13:45,072 (shakes self awake) 249 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,084 Pinkie Pie: Stop with the shakin', it's time to get bakin'! 250 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,023 All righty! I'll get the sugar and the eggs. 251 00:13:52,226 --> 00:13:53,071 Can you get me some chocolate chips? 252 00:13:53,712 --> 00:13:56,031 E-eh, uh...wh-what was that? 253 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:59,052 (slowed down, distorted) Chocolate chips! 254 00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:03,005 "Chips"...got it. Tater chips... 255 00:14:03,047 --> 00:14:06,020 All salty'n'dry...okie-dokie. 256 00:14:06,205 --> 00:14:08,057 Applejack: (empties chips into bowl) What next? 257 00:14:08,573 --> 00:14:10,073 (slowed down, distorted) Baking soda! 258 00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,071 "Soda"... 259 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:15,014 Perfect! That'll get the tater chips nice'n'wet. 260 00:14:15,144 --> 00:14:18,035 Applejack: (pours soda, shouts) NOW WHAT? 261 00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:19,047 Pinkie Pie: (normally) A cup of flour. 262 00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:21,074 A cup of sour?! 263 00:14:21,739 --> 00:14:24,002 Well, lemons are sure sour. 264 00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:26,010 Applejack: One cup o'sour comin' up. 265 00:14:27,059 --> 00:14:28,080 Anything else, Pinkie? 266 00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:30,084 Pinkie Pie: One last thing. Wheat germ. 267 00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:32,033 (grimaces) Wheat worms?! 268 00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:35,062 Oh! That must be fancy talk for earthworms! 269 00:14:40,222 --> 00:14:44,082 Pinkie Pie: Now THAT'S gonna be DELICIOUS! Applejack: If you say so... 270 00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:49,056 Pinkie Pie: FREE MUFFIN SAMPLE SPECTACULAR! 271 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:54,053 (ponies talk over each other) 272 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:58,019 Yeah! Muffin spectacles! Get'm while they're hot! 273 00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:02,047 Twilight: We came as soon as we heard! 274 00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:09,016 (sickly moans) Nurse: Oh, thank you, Twilight. We need all the help we can get! 275 00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:11,085 Oh no! What happened?! 276 00:15:11,848 --> 00:15:15,028 Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods. 277 00:15:15,284 --> 00:15:18,054 Pinkie Pie: (weakly) No...not baked goods. 278 00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:21,062 Baked BADS... (gurgles) 279 00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:23,020 Applejack. 280 00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:25,025 Spike: (chewing noisily) Mm! Want one? 281 00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:32,077 Applejack: (kicks tree, snores, apple thuds) Wha?! Huh?! 282 00:15:34,859 --> 00:15:37,037 (cart rolling, Applejack yawning) 283 00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,041 (Applejack moans with exhaustion, apples roll out) 284 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,099 (Applejack snoring loudly) 285 00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:43,050 Twilight: Applejack, we need to talk. 286 00:15:43,496 --> 00:15:46,079 Whoa?! Huh?! Oh, it's you, Twilight... 287 00:15:46,794 --> 00:15:51,053 (yawning) I know what you're gonna say, but the answer is still no. 288 00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:54,069 Not to upset your applecart, but you need help! 289 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:58,082 Applejack: (sarcastic) Hardy-har. (strains) No, I don't. 290 00:15:59,681 --> 00:16:01,012 Twilight: Here. Let me help. 291 00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:03,021 Applejack: Help?! Nooo thanks. 292 00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:06,050 (straining) A little more... 293 00:16:06,496 --> 00:16:08,027 (cart creaking) Little... 294 00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:11,029 (straining, cart creaking, crash) ...There... 295 00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:16,054 (panting) I'll prove that THIS apple can handle THESE apples! 296 00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:20,095 (kicking tree repeatedly) Come on...apples...fall off! 297 00:16:20,095 --> 00:16:25,027 Twilight: AJ? I think you're beating a dead...tree. 298 00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:27,087 I-I knew that... 299 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:31,054 Twilight: Actually, Applejack, I had something else to talk to you about. 300 00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:33,095 I just came back from Ponyville Urgent Care, and- 301 00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:37,006 Applejack: Y'know, I'm a LITTLE busy to get lectured right now, Twilight... 302 00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,069 Twilight: But if you'd just let me help- 303 00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:41,008 Applejack: UGH! No...no...NO! 304 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:44,004 How many times do I gotta say it?! 305 00:16:44,449 --> 00:16:47,005 I don't need NO help from NOpony! 306 00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:51,001 Twilight: Uuugh. That pony is stubborn as a mule. 307 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,007 (mule neighs) Twilight: No offense. 308 00:16:52,669 --> 00:16:54,005 Mule: None taken. 309 00:16:57,429 --> 00:16:58,004 Fluttershy: Oh, Applejack. 310 00:16:58,045 --> 00:17:02,005 Thank you so much for offering your herding skills for the annual rabbit round-up. 311 00:17:02,537 --> 00:17:04,008 Applejack: (annoyed) Ugh. Why are we doin' this? 312 00:17:04,766 --> 00:17:07,006 Well, lots of new baby bunnies have been born, 313 00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:10,002 so it's my job to get a count of all the new families. 314 00:17:10,002 --> 00:17:12,003 Applejack: (impatiently) Fine. Can we just get on with it?! 315 00:17:12,336 --> 00:17:16,009 Certainly. But remember, these are bunnies we're dealing with, not cows. 316 00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:19,002 They're a timid bunch and need to be treated gently. 317 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,007 I do NOT need any direction on corralin' critters! 318 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,006 Right, WInona?! (Winona barks) 319 00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:27,006 Fluttershy: Okay, little bunnies. 320 00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:30,004 (gently) I need you to all gather here in the middle. 321 00:17:31,191 --> 00:17:33,002 Applejack: (intimidating) That's right! Let's go, bunnies! 322 00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:35,000 In the center! Hop to it! 323 00:17:35,022 --> 00:17:37,003 ...Swell. Just swell. 324 00:17:39,341 --> 00:17:41,005 Put 'em up, Winona! 325 00:17:41,523 --> 00:17:43,008 (Winona barking) 326 00:17:46,539 --> 00:17:50,003 Fluttershy: Applejack! Winona! Stop! You're scaring them! 327 00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:52,000 Applejack: We know what we're doin'! 328 00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:53,005 Git along, little bunnies! 329 00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:54,006 (Winona barks) 330 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,009 (Winona growls) 331 00:17:58,985 --> 00:18:01,000 Fluttershy: Oh no... 332 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:02,002 (bunnies scream) 333 00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:07,005 (ground rumbling) 334 00:18:07,483 --> 00:18:09,005 STAMPEEEEEDE! 335 00:18:09,527 --> 00:18:14,006 (ponies panic, doors slam shut) 336 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:23,009 (rumble grows more intense) 337 00:18:23,923 --> 00:18:25,005 (faints) 338 00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:34,007 (Twilight humming tunelessly) 339 00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:35,005 (gasps) 340 00:18:35,487 --> 00:18:39,002 The horror, THE HORROR! 341 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,005 It was AWFUL! 342 00:18:40,456 --> 00:18:43,001 A DISASTER! A horrible, horrible DISASTER! 343 00:18:44,821 --> 00:18:46,002 Twilight: I don't get it. 344 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,006 Our gardens! Destroyed! 345 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,004 Every last flower, devoured! 346 00:18:50,044 --> 00:18:53,000 By...by... (shrieks) THEM! 347 00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:56,000 Fluttershy: (frantic) Oh...oh my! Please stop, little bunnies. 348 00:18:55,967 --> 00:19:00,001 Nono! Please! Let's go home! (panting) Oh my goodness... 349 00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:03,004 All right. Enough is enough. 350 00:19:05,069 --> 00:19:07,005 Applejack: (wearily) Must...keep...buckin'... 351 00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:13,000 (kicking tree repeatedly) Just...a few...more...must...finish...harvestin'... 352 00:19:12,964 --> 00:19:13,009 Twilight: All right, Applejack. 353 00:19:13,939 --> 00:19:16,004 Your applebucking hasn't just caused YOU problems, 354 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,009 it's over-propelled a pegasus, 355 00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,009 practically poisoned plenty of ponies, 356 00:19:19,883 --> 00:19:22,001 and terrorized bushels of brand new bouncing baby bunnies. 357 00:19:22,112 --> 00:19:23,006 I don't care WHAT you say, 358 00:19:23,552 --> 00:19:25,000 YOU. NEED. HELP. 359 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:29,004 Applejack: (grunts, kicks tree, apples land in baskets) Heh! No I don't! 360 00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:31,001 Look! I did it! 361 00:19:31,122 --> 00:19:36,001 I harvested the entire Sweet Apple Acres without yer help. 362 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:38,009 (chuckles) How'dya like THEM apples?! 363 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:42,005 Big Mac: Um...How do YOU like THEM apples? 364 00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:51,006 Applejack: (trembling) A-a-apples... (incoherent rambling, faints) 365 00:19:53,227 --> 00:19:55,008 Twilight: (faint) Applejack? (normal) Applejack! 366 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:56,009 Applejack: Huh...? 367 00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:58,007 Oh good. You're okay. 368 00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:02,005 Now Applejack, I completely respect the Apple family ways. 369 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,009 You're always there to help anypony in need, 370 00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:08,000 so maybe you can put a little of your stubborn pride aside 371 00:20:07,995 --> 00:20:09,007 and allow your friends to help you? 372 00:20:10,596 --> 00:20:11,009 (resigned) Okay, Twilight. 373 00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:14,002 I am not taking "no" for an answer- (doubletakes) What?! 374 00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:17,003 Yes, Twilight. (pleading) Yes, please... 375 00:20:17,329 --> 00:20:19,001 I could really use your help... 376 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,000 (Twilight giggles, sighs with relief) 377 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,009 Twilight: (voice-over) "Dear Princess Celestia, 378 00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:28,007 My friend Applejack is the best friend a pony could ever have, 379 00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,008 and she's always there to help anypony. 380 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,004 The only trouble is, 381 00:20:32,422 --> 00:20:33,004 when she needs help, 382 00:20:33,444 --> 00:20:34,009 she finds it hard to accept it. 383 00:20:34,093 --> 00:20:37,009 So, while friendship is about giving of ourselves to friends, 384 00:20:37,925 --> 00:20:40,005 it's also about accepting what our friends have to offer. 385 00:20:40,526 --> 00:20:43,004 Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle." 386 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,003 How 'bout y'all take a little break? 387 00:20:45,263 --> 00:20:47,007 Applejack: I got some fiiine apple juice waitin' for ya. 388 00:20:48,486 --> 00:20:51,003 (sighs) Girls, I can't thank you enough for this help. 389 00:20:51,347 --> 00:20:54,001 I was actin' a...bit stubborn. 390 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:54,009 A bit?! 391 00:20:54,918 --> 00:20:57,003 Okay, a MITE stubborn. 392 00:20:57,337 --> 00:20:59,004 And I'm awful sorry. 393 00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:03,001 Now, I know the town gave me the Prized Pony Award, 394 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:07,002 but the real award is havin' you five as my friends. 395 00:21:07,229 --> 00:21:09,000 (slurping) 396 00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:12,008 Phew! That applebucking sure made me hungry! 397 00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:15,005 Spike: And I've got the perfect treat! Pinkie Pie: Eeewww! 398 00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:18,004 Spike, I threw those away! Where'd you get them?! 399 00:21:18,421 --> 00:21:19,006 From the trash. 400 00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,009 (ponies all revulse) 401 00:21:21,858 --> 00:21:24,002 Spike: Just a liiittle nibble? 402 00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:28,007 Spike: Come on! (ponies moan in disgust) 403 00:21:30,002 --> 00:21:32,003 (ending theme begins) My Little Pony 404 00:21:34,582 --> 00:21:36,004 My Little Pony 405 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:47,004 (instrumental) 406 00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:53,008 My Little Pony, friends