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[enchanting instrumental
music playing]

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[man and woman
grunt, moan softly]

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Will you not be
coming back to see me?

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I have to bring Circe
back to the US,

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find out what's going on here.

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Why she tried to kill you.

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Do you not think it's best
to just...

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bong!

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[chuckles softly]
We say, "Bang."

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But it doesn't sound like bang.
[chuckles softly]

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It sounds like "Bong."

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- Bong!
- Bang.

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- Bong!
- [chuckles softly] No, bang.

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[both chuckle]

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No, we can't kill her.

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It's not the way
we do things in America.

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[Ilana]
The Internet says otherwise.

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Well, it's not how we
should do things.

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[sighs softly]

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You're such a good man.

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I have such feelings for you,
Richard Flag.

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I have to go.

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[theme music playing]

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- [coins clinks]
- [mechanical whirring]

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Where is the Weasel?

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We all know your boss
has enough problems

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after being caught using
human beings as cannon fodder.

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Does she really need the hell
I am about to rain down

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upon this place for refusing
to let me see my client?

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Ugh, Elizabeth. I told you.

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- That he's sick.
- Yes.

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- Sick, how?
- I don't know.

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[stuttering] Stomach something.

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He's been
coughing up hairballs.

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You are a terrible liar.

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I'm not lying.

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What happened to your leg?

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Well, I was fighting off
an alien invasion.

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Fine. Don't tell me.

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- Oh.
- You mother--

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[Weasel whimpering]

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Even though you got us into
some trouble over there,

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you're good at this.

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If the need comes up
for this type of group again,

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I hope you'll be a part.

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I didn't realize
I had a choice.

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[helicopter whirring]

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[Frankenstein] Why is she
looking at him like that?

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Who is he?

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[Lieutenant] Rick Flag.

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General Boy Scout.

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He and I fought together
in Jarhanpur some moons ago.

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Did you see the way
she looks at him?

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She loves him.

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She loves his
handsome, stupid face.

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Well, okay.

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A bearded face.

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Able to grow hair.

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All right.

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Well, I showed you
what you paid for.

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This is where The Bride is.

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We better land
before they spot us.

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- You're judging me.
- What?

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For not being able to
grow hair on my face.

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As if that makes me
some sort of baby-man.

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Uh...

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What are you
talking about, bud?

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I don't even know--

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- [helicopter beeping]
- Hey!

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Mind your own business!

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- [Elizabeth] John.
- [Weasel squeals]

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- Hey!
- [grunts]

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Stop that! Let him go.

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General, where did you
take this man?

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- Man?
- Yes, man.

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- Who are you?
- My name is Elizabeth Bates.

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I'm an attorney
with the Freedom Project,

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representing John Doe.

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John Doe.

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That's not his real name.

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We don't know his real name.

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You don't know his real name
because he can't talk.

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No-- I mean, yes.

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Well, where he was
is classified.

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- My client is innocent.
- [chewing]

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I thought he killed
27 children.

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[police siren wailing]

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Where'd he go?

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- [gasps]
- [child yells]

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Stop, police!

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- He was accused of.
- And convicted.

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- And unfairly convicted...
- Okay.

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...of killing eight children,
not 27.

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Oh. Then he's a saint.

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There's no real evidence.

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I've been waiting for him
for three days.

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Fine.

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Take him.

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[groaning]

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[neck snaps]

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[grunts]

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She here yet?

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[grunts, groans]

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[grunts]

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I'll make you feel pain
like you never knew existed!

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[grunts]

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I'll kill your whole family!

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Leave her be, boys.

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[breathing heavily]

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<i>Nice to meet you, Circe.</i>

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<i>My name is Amanda Waller.</i>

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You have no right
to keep me here.

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What are the charges?

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We're charging you with
first degree witchie-poo

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and Maleficent
in the second degree.

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Oh, and Bette Midler in that
one movie in the third degree.

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[laughs]

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That's an actress, John.

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That's not a character's name.

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He's talking about <i>Hocus Pocus.</i>

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Again, not a character.

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I'll kill you.

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[Waller]
<i>As I understand it,</i>

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<i>you can't cast spells</i>

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<i>as long as your hands
are restrained.</i>

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<i>So you're just another
redheaded waif</i>

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<i>in an inappropriately
revealing outfit.</i>

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[Circe scoffs]

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Go to hell.

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<i>Why do all you supervillains</i>

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<i>need to be so sexed up
all the time?</i>

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You like that, John?

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I mean, sort of.

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It's a little thirsty.

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You've found yourself
in the middle

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of an international
incident, Red.

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So you help me, I help you.

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<i>What were you doing
in Pokolistan?</i>

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Trying to save
your worthless lives.

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[scoffs] Come on,
she tried to kill us.

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Save our lives, exactly how?

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From that
princess bitch, Rostovic.

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I was trying to kill her

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to save the world.

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Oh, come on.

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I know it's hep to be
a superhero these days,

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<i>but your resume
doesn't exactly back up</i>

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<i>the Glinda the
Good Witch routine.</i>

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All I see here are murder
and assault charges.

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Even the devil doesn't want
to see the world dying.

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[Waller] <i>And we should
believe you, why?</i>

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[Circe] I will show you...

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the future,
Amanda Waller.

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Do you want to see it?

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Or perhaps you want to
stay a pig

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in the slop of
your own ignorance.

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Show me, how?

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I told you about Rostovic.

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If you want to
see for yourself, join me.

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She's full of it.

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According to her file,
she's possibly clairvoyant.

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Which one is that again?

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Reading minds?

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- No, seeing the future.
- Oh.

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With her hands restrained,
she can't cast spells,

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but she might be able to...

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What?

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Get into your head.

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Don't do it, Waller.

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I'm just hoping that
one of these photographs

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might provoke
some type of reaction in--

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[slurping]

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No, no, no, no.

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Don't. [sighs]

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Jesus, John.

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[snaps fingers]

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Huh?

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Do any of these photographs
mean anything to you?

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[Weasel sighs]

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[kids giggling]

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[child] Over here! Over here!
Pass, come on!

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Over here! I'm open!

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[Weasel grumbling]

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Hey, what's that?

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Whoa! Is that a groundhog?

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That ain't no groundhog.

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No way. Too big.

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Come here, boy. Come here.

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Look what I got.

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Fetch, get it.

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Your mom's gonna kill you
if she knows you're feeding it.

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What? It's hungry.

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[Weasel cooing]

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I got an apple.

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Oh, boy.

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[retching]

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[door opens]

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Time's up.

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I'm going to
figure this out, John.

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[intense music playing]

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- You ready?
- For what?

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[Waller gasps] Ahhh!

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[upbeat rock music playing]

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[woman screaming]

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[people screaming]

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[laughing maniacally]

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[gasps]

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[groans, pants]

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What the hell was that?

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- Waller?
- I don't know.

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She's obviously pulling some
sort of Jedi mind trick on you.

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I don't know.

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- It seemed...
- [Flag] What?

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Legitimate.

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- Come on.
- Really?

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- There's no freaking way.
- [phone buttons beeping]

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Who are you calling?

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[Waller] So?

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All my research says Circe

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is, in fact,
legitimately clairvoyant.

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On Themyscira,
it's taken as fact.

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Oh, and now we're taking
Themyscira as fact?

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Dude, it's a real place.

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We know that now.

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I know it's a real place,
but what kind of place is it?

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An island of all women?
Come on.

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Ten years ago, Circe warned
the women of the island.

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And yes, they are all women.

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Sign me up, right?

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She warned of a tsunami that
was going to kill thousands.

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Many, but not all of the
islanders took refuge inland.

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A major tsunami did indeed hit

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within an hour
of what Circe predicted.

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Those who took refuge survived.

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Those who did not, did not.

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Since then, her talents
have fallen,

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more often, on the less
altruistic side.

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And why do you think
what she just did to me

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isn't on the less

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altruistic side?

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She's clairvoyant.

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She's not able to
imagine futures.

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I don't see how
what she showed you

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could be anything
other than genuine.

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00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,929
- Oh, come on.
- Flag.

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Gather the Commandos
and head back to Pokolistan.

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To do what?

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To kill the princess.

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You have to be kidding me.

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What the--
Who even are you, again?

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Aisla MacPherson.

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00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,981
Dr. MacPherson

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is a tenured professor
at Terrebone University.

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And the world's leading scholar
on Themyscira.

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A place where no outsider
has ever set foot

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because anyone who tries
is killed.

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Why are you wasting time?

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Argh! If Circe is
so clairvoyant,

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why didn't she know that
Weasel was gonna

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beat the crud out of her?
Or that Phosphorus was gonna

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burn her damn face off.

262
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,210
Clairvoyants usually don't
have control over what bits

263
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,753
of the future
they see, General.

264
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,296
Oh, that's convenient.

265
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,548
John, contact
the Pokolistani Embassy.

266
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,051
Tell them we have information
of another credible threat

267
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,427
- against the Princess.
- Waller, stop!

268
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,012
Now that we've
gained their trust,

269
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,056
it should be easy to get
the Commandos inside

270
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,474
and neutralize her.

271
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,809
Stop it, damn it!

272
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,602
Are you telling me
the United States is now

273
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,937
in the business of
executing people

274
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,772
for crimes they haven't
committed yet?

275
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,482
The United States
is in the business of

276
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,402
saving the damn world
by any means necessary.

277
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,444
Please, Amanda.

278
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,862
- Amanda?
- Listen to me.

279
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,989
I'm telling you,
I've met this woman.

280
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,950
- This isn't her--
- Bumping uglies with someone

281
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,410
doesn't mean you're
infallibly able

282
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,120
to know a person's
character, General.

283
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,579
- I didn't--
- Oh, now,

284
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,997
don't lie to me, Flag.

285
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,750
I'm not doing this. I'm out.

286
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,210
- So, what now?
- [door opens, closes]

287
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,797
We find a leader who's
less whiny, little bitch,

288
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,925
and more just bitch.

289
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,301
Ugh.

290
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,680
Ah, so glad to be back home
to the sweet smell of...

291
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,723
What is this today?

292
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,099
Hyena vomit?

293
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,226
What, are we supposed to be
buddies now?

294
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,352
I think so.

295
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,396
Look, creature from
the black buffoon,

296
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:56,275
I'm just saying, this ain't
enough for me, is it?

297
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,194
I'm a big boy.

298
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,780
I'm hungry.

299
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,366
I've been on a long flight.

300
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,952
[both laugh]

301
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,079
What you lookin' at,
Manic Panic?

302
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,166
Give her back her food.

303
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,960
[growls]

304
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,303
[groans]

305
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,598
[roars]

306
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,154
[exhales]

307
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,948
Hey there, give me that.

308
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,534
There you go.
Now everyone's happy, right?

309
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,786
Except for you.

310
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,537
Because you no longer
have food,

311
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,997
and you're ugly.

312
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,833
And this one
because he no longer has a jaw.

313
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,170
- He also might be dead.
- Bride.

314
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,297
Right, I know.
Back into the hole.

315
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,509
No. You're leading the team
back to Pokolistan.

316
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,843
Nina, Phosphorus, Weasel,

317
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,054
get ready to leave.

318
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,140
Yes, listen, I need to
talk to the princess.

319
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,433
[guard speaks other language]

320
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,976
The Princess Ilana.
Ilana Rostovic.

321
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,436
Is she there?

322
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,105
[guard, in English]
<i>I no speak English. Call back.</i>

323
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,357
No, listen! The princess's life
is in danger.

324
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,567
<i>Thank you.
To call back, though, yes!</i>

325
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,695
[Flag] No! It's a matter
of life or death.

326
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,321
<i>Muerta!</i> How do you say--

327
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,698
[line drops]

328
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,949
Damn it!

329
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,077
- [tires screech]
- [rock music playing]

330
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,504
Huh?

331
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,048
[groans softly]

332
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,300
- [yells]
- What the--

333
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,553
- Huh?
- [yells]

334
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,056
You think she'll love you?

335
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,059
She'll never love you.

336
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:55,603
[grunts]

337
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,028
[yells]

338
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,238
- [groans]
- [Rick grunts]

339
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,366
- [clicks empty]
- Huh? Ah!

340
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,620
[both grunting]

341
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,005
Don't move.

342
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,381
I'm gonna guess your eyeball

343
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,716
isn't as bulletproof
as the rest of you.

344
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,384
[Frankenstein screaming
and stomping]

345
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,303
I should be the one
screaming here.

346
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,096
You attacked me for no reason.

347
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,682
For no reason?

348
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,976
[laughs]

349
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,436
And now I'm stuck here
on your back

350
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,772
in an incredibly
uncomfortable position.

351
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,066
[continues laughing]

352
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,317
I ought to blow your brains out

353
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,777
just so I can get down.

354
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,613
I'm laughing.

355
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,450
I heard you!
It's unconvincing.

356
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,787
[sobbing] You think
she'll love you?

357
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,663
She'll never love you.

358
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,290
Who? The Princess?

359
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,917
Now you call her...

360
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,960
Your princess?

361
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,129
Is that your pet name for her?

362
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:08,133
Dear God, I can't believe
this is happening to me.

363
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,095
She isn't your bride.

364
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,805
She's my bride.

365
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,640
[gun cocking]

366
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,684
Oh. The Bride.

367
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,894
Who else would I be
talking about,

368
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,479
you DILFy piece of shit?

369
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,814
Listen to me.

370
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,816
The Bride and I have
nothing going on between us.

371
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,150
She's not my type.

372
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,360
And I'm not hers.

373
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,988
- Okay?
- She's everyone's type!

374
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,865
[sobbing] And so are you.

375
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,326
Well, thank you, but no.

376
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,869
Now, can I please come down?

377
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,124
You promise to stop
attacking me so we can talk?

378
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,293
[sighs wearily]

379
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,508
You want a coffee or something?

380
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,177
I'll have tea.

381
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,599
That is a beautiful story.

382
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,477
What a beautiful love
you share with this Princess.

383
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,938
Well, I wouldn't say
it's exactly love.

384
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,356
Oh, it is love.

385
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,859
But she isn't the person
this Circe says she is.

386
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,486
I can't just stand by while
she's murdered in cold blood.

387
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:13,240
No, not with this
great love at stake.

388
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,867
- Okay.
- The two of you,

389
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,913
like Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kate Winslet in <i>Titanic.</i>

390
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,415
Have you seen that movie?

391
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,917
- Yeah.
- Oh, not many people have.

392
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,087
But at this point, I have
trouble distinguishing

393
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,672
between you and Leo.

394
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,715
Okay.

395
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,720
Which one of you
is king of the world?

396
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,473
Leo.

397
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,059
Okay.

398
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,519
My love is also great.

399
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,064
But more like
<i>When Harry met Sally...</i>

400
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,607
Have you seen that movie?

401
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,816
I have, yeah.

402
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,234
They want to come together.

403
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,403
Everyone knows
they should be together.

404
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,739
They love each other so much
that, one day,

405
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,742
in the middle of a restaurant,
Sally looks at Harry

406
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,827
and is so overcome
with passion,

407
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,497
she has a pleasure mess
in her pants.

408
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,625
I don't think that's exactly
what's happening in that scene.

409
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,587
My bride, she plays
these little fetch me games,

410
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,632
but she knows inside, as I do,

411
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,968
that we are destined
to be together.

412
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,261
Right.

413
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,848
So, maybe,
we can help each other.

414
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,768
Best friends.

415
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,437
[spits] What?

416
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,447
Why did you help me
in the cafeteria?

417
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,033
I owed you
for almost getting you killed.

418
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,244
Oh.

419
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,954
Well, I--

420
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,957
When you put it that way,
we're not exactly even.

421
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,875
I mean, I almost wound up dead.

422
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,796
I'm not sure getting my gross
food back makes up for that.

423
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,341
[both chuckle softly]

424
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,137
They want us
to kill the Princess.

425
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,471
Why?

426
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,973
Says, It's on a need to know
basis and...

427
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,308
[both] we don't need to know.

428
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,728
Have you ever
killed anyone before?

429
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:06,812
Sure. You?

430
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,522
Do I seem like
I've killed somebody?

431
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,066
[chuckles] Not really.

432
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,152
Are you going to
kill the Princess?

433
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,320
Eh. One less human.

434
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,824
More room for the monsters
to roam.

435
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,827
[Weasel whining]

436
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,622
[child] Look at that.

437
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,416
Look at that. Look at that.

438
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,502
[all laughing]

439
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,671
Look, over there!

440
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,341
Come on. Come on.

441
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,939
What the hell?

442
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,820
Hey, look.

443
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,864
Somebody left
the back of the school open.

444
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,282
Let's go!

445
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,825
We'll get in trouble.

446
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,745
Not if no one finds out.

447
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,789
Oh, no.

448
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,294
Our grades.

449
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,005
[all] Whoa!

450
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,465
Glug, glug, glug.

451
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,717
Oh, I'm so drunk.

452
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,386
[all laughing]

453
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,805
[phone beeping]

454
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,891
Come on. Over here! Over here!

455
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,485
I don't know
what the hell it was.

456
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,196
Some type of damn werewolf.

457
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,365
He took the kids
into the school.

458
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,658
I think he's gonna kill 'em.

459
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:43,992
[policeman] <i>Okay, okay.</i>

460
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,369
<i>We'll be there
as soon as we can, sir.</i>

461
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,746
Well, hurry the hell up.

462
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,581
Ugh! Okay.

463
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,502
I don't know, sounds like
some kind of whack job, but...

464
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,604
[gasps]

465
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,066
Georgie, door.

466
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,614
[gasps] Ahh!

467
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,575
What are you
so afraid of, child?

468
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,077
And what's that thing
done to you?

469
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,959
Yeah, whoa! [laughs]

470
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,381
You, stop!
Get away from them kids.

471
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,842
[police siren wailing]

472
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,843
[gasping]

473
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,139
[child crying]

474
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,161
Where'd he go?

475
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,416
[gasps]

476
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,127
Hey, it's got a kid.

477
00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,713
Stop, police!

478
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,897
There. I see it.

479
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,009
Ah!

480
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,096
[screams]

481
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:58,021
[continues screaming]

482
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,443
[Weasel whimpering]

483
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,154
I wonder what he's
dreaming about.

484
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,866
Probably just
chasing squirrels.

485
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,747
[somber rock song playing]