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[reporter] <i>The battalion,
calling themselves</i>

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<i>the Sons of Themyscira,</i>

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<i>violently crossed the border
into Pokolistan.</i>

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<i>The Sons are said to be working
at the behest</i>

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<i>of the rogue Amazonian
and reputed sorceress, Circe.</i>

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<i>Circe claims to be
the rightful heir to the throne</i>

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<i>of the perhaps mythical,
perhaps real,</i>

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<i>all-female island nation
of Themyscira.</i>

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<i>Inside sources claim
Circe has promised the Sons</i>

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<i>that once the downfall
of Pokolistan is achieved,</i>

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<i>she will lead them
to conquer Themyscira.</i>

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I mean, seriously, Themyscira
is the sickest place ever.

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And then you tell me,

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"Oh, dude, only women
can live there"?

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[chuckles] What?
They're so sexist, bro.

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Word is they have
the most incredible waterfalls.

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I have this question

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for all the woke feminists
out there,

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<i>why do only girls get
such cool waterfalls?</i>

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<i>All over the world,</i>

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<i>our rights as men
are being denigrated.</i>

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- [switches off TV]
- What a bunch of clowns.

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Dangerous clowns.

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Pokolistan
is a friend of the US.

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Countries don't have friends

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After your decades
in the military, General Flag,

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I think you'd understand
that true friendship

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is built on petroleum deposits.

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Especially unmined ones
in a backward-ass country

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that's never taken advantage
of their natural resources.

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Princess Ilana Rostovic,

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the heir apparent
to Pokolistan,

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is already negotiating
with the US for that oil.

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And if she's overthrown

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by some nutjob
in a witch's hat,

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all bets are off.

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We need to help Rostovic.

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I thought Congress put a stop
to all Task Force X activities

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since your daughter outed you.

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[Waller] Technically,
Congress said

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A.R.G.U.S. can't use
incarcerated human beings

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as mission operatives
any longer.

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But what about beings
that aren't human?

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[door unlocks]

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Huh?

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What in the holy hell?

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[Waller] This is
the Belle Reve

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Non-Human Internment Division.

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For over 50 years,

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only those
at the uppermost levels

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of security clearance
are aware of its existence.

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By using these prisoners,

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I think
we can arguably circumvent

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our new restrictions.

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Arguably? How?

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Congress said we can't use
human prisoners.

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These assholes aren't human.

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She's not human?

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[Waller] Is a corpse human?

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[sighs]

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- Who is she?
- We don't know.

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We call her The Bride.

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Who's Jason and the Argonauts?

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[Waller] A sociopath

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who calls himself
Dr. Phosphorus.

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He has irradiated skin
he can use

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to burn through people
and objects.

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Well, how does that radiation
affect the people around him?

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If you don't sleep
in the same room with him,

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the effects should be minimal.

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- Minimal?
- Consider it a free vasectomy.

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[choking]

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[Flag] What is that thing?

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[Waller] The Weasel.

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It's one of the few soldiers
still alive

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from Project Starfish
in Corto Maltese.

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So we know it has
what it takes to survive.

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Sorry.

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I didn't mean
to intimate anything

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about your son, Flag.

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When he died in Corto Maltese,
he died a hero.

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That one looks like
a discontinued dishwasher.

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[Waller] That dishwasher
killed over 300 Nazis

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in World War II.

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I would have dismantled it,

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but I thought
it might come in use someday.

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It's known as G.I. Robot.

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Last one is Nina Mazursky.

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What use is she
walking around in a fishbowl?

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Get her in water
it's a different story.

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She's the smartest

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and most reasonable
of the bunch.

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She might be able to help you
keep the rest of them in line.

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[alarm blaring]

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- [screams]
- [snarls]

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[growls]

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[all groaning]

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[all thud]

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This is your new
task force, Flag.

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Let's call it Task Force M.

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M for monster.

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Also known as...

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[theme music playing]

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There's an Osprey waiting

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to take you directly
to the castle

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to protect Princess Rostovic
from Circe and her forces.

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[door opens and closes]

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I know you all
aren't exactly enthusiastic

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about this mission.

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- But--
- [groans]

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General, I believe
you've read us wrong.

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We're delighted to be here

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and delighted
to serve our country.

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Okay. Uh, great.

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- Are you smiling?
- Yes.

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- Sarcastically?
- Mmm-hmm.

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[chitters]

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G.I. Robot is detecting unease.

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Could he be, G.I. Robot asks,

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in fear of being discovered
as Nazi scum?

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No. Put your arm...
Your gun down.

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He's not a Nazi.

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Child killer, though.
Not a great look.

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Supposedly, he had
a bad experience

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the last trip he took
on this Osprey, that's all.

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Are we in goddamn Pokolistan?

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You've been here before?

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[groans] Fucking hell.

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["My Gypsy Auto Pilot"
playing]

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<i>♪ I came back
To my hometown incognito ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To forget about it all ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Suddenly I heard</i>
- [chorus] <i>♪ Hey there papito ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You don't ever give a call ♪</i>

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[vocalizing]

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<i>♪ Remember we used to
Skip school together ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Said to me drunk girl
Police man... ♪</i>

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Looks like the Princess
has imported security.

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<i>♪ I've been skipping school
Since then, yeah... ♪</i>

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[Weasel grunting]

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Calm down.
We'll be there soon.

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Oh, my God, is he pissing?

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He's pissing!

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You son of a bitch!

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Gah! It's on my leg!

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Look at the satisfied look
on his face.

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No one thought
to take him out for a walk

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after a long trip?

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You better not be looking
at me right now.

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<i>♪ And the key
To my gypsy auto pilot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And my story to tell, hey! ♪</i>

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[vocalizing]

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<i>♪ And we laugh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we cry ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And then we said
"Okay, What's next?" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But to uncover
Rules of life ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And how to break them well ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the key to your gonzo
Turbo gypsy auto pilot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And your story to tell ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Story to tell ♪</i>

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Looks like the gene pool
was above ground

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and inflatable,
if you know what I mean.

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[chuckles] Yeah.

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00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,943
I wonder what this princess
is going to look like...

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Oh.

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[scoffs]

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[Ilana] Richard Bill Flag, Sr.

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So wonderful
to be meeting you.

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Yes, you too.

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- Your middle name is Bill?
- Yes.

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- Not, like, William?
- No.

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00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,847
- Whose middle name is Bill?
- Mine! Okay?

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Princess Rostovic,

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it's an honor.

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This is not the kind of bow

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we do in Pokolistan,
Mr. Richard Flag.

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So, unfortunately,

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- we have to kill you.
- What?

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- Alexi.
- I am sorry.

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00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,864
We must only do sacred,
customary bow in this castle.

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Everyone, murder this man.

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What? Hold on a minute.

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No one briefed me
on what kind of bow...

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[laughs]

184
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,000
[all laughing]

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00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,627
Alexi. [chuckles]

186
00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,755
They're... How do you say it?

187
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,506
Messing on you?

188
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,426
I am making joke! [laughs]

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00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,844
For a minute, I think

190
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,221
you're going to make mess
in your pants, huh?

191
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,514
[laughs]

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00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,724
I was never gonna--

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00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,267
Very close
to messing his plans.

194
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I wasn't even in the vicinity
of doing that.

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We are so much
like Americans, yes?

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00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:28,025
Ooh, we pull pranks
like <i>Jamie Kennedy Experiment.</i>

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00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,402
We do the Super Bowl shovel!

198
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:34,365
We like to say "Wazzup?"

199
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,657
Well, you're certainly current

200
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,368
with your popular
cultural references.

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00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,036
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

202
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,162
Sarcastic smile.

203
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,374
Now, I have question
for you, Skeleton.

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00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,500
Where's the beef?

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00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,751
[laughs]

206
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,211
Clara Peller,
one of the greats--

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00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,462
Enough, Alexi.

208
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,673
We've prepared
a banquet for you,

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00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,716
our honored guests.

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00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,885
[Weasel chitters softly]

211
00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,181
[Weasel chomping]

212
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,273
They've been living
on prison grub

213
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,566
for quite some time.

214
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,859
Forgive their manners,
Your Highness.

215
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,194
Just Ilana's fine.

216
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,154
We don't stand
on ceremony here.

217
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,572
Oh, okay.

218
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,200
Then... Sure.

219
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,869
You've sampled
this prison grub?

220
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,913
[chuckles] Just seeing it
is enough

221
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,916
to give me the collywobbles,
Your High--

222
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,709
Ilana.

223
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,919
[laughs] Their manners
do not bother me.

224
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,422
I love seeing friends
enjoying themselves.

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00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,799
[woman groaning]

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00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,592
[Ilana] That is the Queen.

227
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,094
Poor, sweet mother.

228
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:40,097
She has not been self
for some long time now.

229
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,725
- [groans]
- Yes, Mother. Of course.

230
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,102
She says she's pleased
you're here.

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00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,437
Oh.

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00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,272
You see why I'm taking care
of Pokolistan's affairs?

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00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,317
Even though it won't
quite be official until...

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00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,360
You know.

235
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,404
[Queen groans]

236
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,781
You're welcome, Mother.

237
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,450
I love you, too.

238
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:05,956
- G.I. Robot?
- Yes, Miss Nina.

239
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,126
Would you like
anything? Diesel?

240
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,004
Some diesel fuel, please,
for our robot friend.

241
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,923
Yes, madam.
Right away, madam.

242
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,139
[Ilana chuckles]

243
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,810
Mmm. It is
a beautiful evening, isn't it?

244
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,688
I do not enjoy landscapes
devoid of dead Nazis,

245
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,231
- Miss Nina.
- Oh.

246
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,318
Can Miss Nina and G.I. Robot
be killing Nazis soon?

247
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,820
Miss Waller promised
it would be soon.

248
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,323
It's been oh so long
since G.I. Robot

249
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:42,368
has sent Nazis
back to hell where they belong.

250
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,827
I think you will be, soon.

251
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,747
G.I. Robot would like
to kill Nazis with you.

252
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,333
Would you like to kill Nazis
with G.I. Robot?

253
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:53,170
If I killed Nazis with anyone,
it would certainly be you,

254
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,213
G.I. Robot.

255
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,839
Oh, my.

256
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,675
G.I. Robot has been waiting

257
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,927
for a friend
to kill Nazis with

258
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:03,348
for 74 years, 23 days
and 52 minutes.

259
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,561
I hope we aren't
too much of an intrusion.

260
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,022
Our only goal here
is to keep you safe, Ilana.

261
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,899
I'm happy to have the company.

262
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,151
Even that one?

263
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,238
[laughs]

264
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,698
Why was he in prison?

265
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,866
Uh, supposedly murdered

266
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,993
- twenty-seven children.
- Oh.

267
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,245
He hasn't shown

268
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,663
any violent tendencies
since then,

269
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,331
so I wouldn't fret.

270
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,041
I also wouldn't invite
the school choir

271
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,418
to the castle while he's here.

272
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,627
[laughs]

273
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,796
Oh, no,
I like American music.

274
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,007
Rock and roll!

275
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,134
[both laughing]

276
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,386
But, yes, I am happy
for the company,

277
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,139
especially the company
of Americans.

278
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:48,142
My country is a charming one,
but it is backwards,

279
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,936
always rejecting progress
as corrupt.

280
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,396
It is my most cherished dream

281
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,065
to lead my people
into the 21st century.

282
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,526
Well, I've been there.

283
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,319
I'm not sure I'd recommend it.

284
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,822
Are you married,
Richard Flag?

285
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,407
No. No.

286
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,868
I was once, but my wife
ended up being

287
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,412
my least favorite aspect
of that 21st century

288
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,621
you're all gung ho about.

289
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,249
I will avoid that part
of the 21st century then.

290
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,752
[chuckles]
Well, sometimes,

291
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,587
missteps lead you
where you need to be.

292
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:19,340
She and I had a son
when we were just 18.

293
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,591
Fine young man.

294
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,801
I joined the military
mostly just to make money

295
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,261
so I could support him.

296
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,513
Eighteen years later,
he joined the military

297
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,890
because he loved our country

298
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,600
and he wanted
to make it a better place.

299
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:33,188
Yeah. Boy was an improvement
on me in every way.

300
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,439
Was?

301
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,108
He passed on
about two years back.

302
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,069
Oh.

303
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,861
I'm sorry.

304
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,862
I would have liked
to introduce

305
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,614
the two of you. [chuckles]

306
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,657
I have a feeling you would have
gotten on like a house on fire.

307
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,869
[chuckles] A house on fire
does not seem good.

308
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,162
No, it's...

309
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,872
It's supposed to be
a good thing.

310
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,124
I'm sure your son
was a fine man,

311
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,504
but I'm much more fond
of older men.

312
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,465
I'd like to show you something.

313
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,553
This armoire is beautiful, no?

314
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,555
Um, sure.

315
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,184
It is over 500 years old.

316
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,229
What is it you wanted
to show me, Ilana?

317
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,105
[chuckles]

318
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,275
Just this wonderful armoire.

319
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,112
That's not an armoire.

320
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,947
- Listen, Ilana...
- Yes?

321
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,991
I just... I don't think
this is exactly ethical.

322
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,243
I'm here to protect you.

323
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,161
[Ilana] To protect me
from loneliness?

324
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,037
No, I...

325
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,747
From lack of passion?

326
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,290
No, I...

327
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,544
From Pokolistani men
who have never seen the world,

328
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,463
have no clue
how to treat a woman,

329
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,091
and who can't see me
as a human being I am

330
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,093
behind the veil of royalty?

331
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,179
Closer, but still no.

332
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,015
Look, I think we need
to get some shut-eye

333
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,393
so we can put a cogent plan
in place in the morning.

334
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,394
[sighs]

335
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,023
I'll leave G.I. Robot
to guard the door.

336
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,525
Richard.

337
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,622
- [G.I. Robot] In June 1944...
- [snoring]

338
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,916
...38 dead Nazis.

339
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,210
In September of 1944,

340
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,713
I fought at the Battle
of Huertgen Forest.

341
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,549
A whopping 92 dead Nazis.

342
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:29,136
In October of 1944,
at the Battle of Aachen,

343
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,557
I ended the lives
of 14 Nazis...

344
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,707
[window creaks]

345
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:03,630
Bride?

346
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,099
- Bride.
- How did you get down here?

347
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,560
I walked down the stairs.

348
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,853
No one tried to stop you?

349
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,105
We're here to protect them.

350
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,773
- Why would they stop me?
- [grumbles]

351
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,774
Hey, you can't leave.

352
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,109
[Bride] Why not?

353
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,735
Well, Flag will use
the remote to shock you,

354
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,362
and then we all get shocked.

355
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,905
Seems like a flaw
in the system to me

356
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,282
to get shocked even when
I didn't do anything wrong.

357
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,118
That was the worst
feeling ever.

358
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,536
Grow a pair, Fish.

359
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,746
A pair of what?
Wait, where are you going?

360
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,373
- [Bride] Open the door.
- [Nina] Oh, my God.

361
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,458
[guard] I do not have you
in the schedule.

362
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,960
He doesn't have us
in the schedule.

363
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,670
I don't need a schedule,
Sir, Douche A Lot.

364
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,631
I'm not your prisoner,
so open the freaking door.

365
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,591
[hesitates]

366
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,803
[Nina] Bride, please,
come on, stay.

367
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,471
Oh, darn it!

368
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,931
- Do you have any money?
- [Nina whimpers]

369
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,016
- Pardon?
- [Bride] Money.

370
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,350
Cough up some cash.

371
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,810
I don't have
any freaking rubles on me.

372
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,103
How am I supposed
to get around?

373
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,646
Our money is not called ruble.

374
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,648
Yeah, I know.
It was meant to be insulting.

375
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,817
Just give me some cash.

376
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,486
Hey!

377
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,155
Thank you.
She means to say thank you.

378
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,158
[Bride] No, I don't mean
anything of the sort!

379
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,619
[Nina] You asked him for money,
and he just gave it to you.

380
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,830
- That's right.
- [Nina] It was rude.

381
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:20,831
Yeah, that's right.

382
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,124
[Nina] We shouldn't leave.

383
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,419
Look, no one
is forcing you to come.

384
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,713
[speaking other language]

385
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,006
...Frankenstein.

386
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,674
[speaking other language]

387
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,259
[in English] Never mind
what's on her head.

388
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,220
Just go to the address
I told you

389
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,067
[man coughing]

390
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:01,623
[snoring]

391
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,667
[drawer opens]

392
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,382
Ah-ha.

393
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,091
[laughs]

394
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,343
[footsteps approaching]

395
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,515
Uh...

396
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,642
- Hey.
- [Flag grunts]

397
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,227
[grunts]

398
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,113
[laughs wickedly]

399
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,500
[man singing in other language]

400
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,422
[gasps]

401
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,009
Oh! Fuck me!

402
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,261
[screams]

403
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,515
[laughs wickedly]

404
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,602
[floorboard cracks]

405
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,563
Huh.

406
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,447
[all screaming]

407
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,783
[man singing in other language]

408
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:22,454
[winces]

409
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,467
[Dr. Phosphorous
laughs wickedly]

410
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,267
[groans]

411
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,370
- No, please, no!
- Richard?

412
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,872
Phosphorus, you idiot!

413
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,166
You think Waller
would give me the only remote?

414
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,709
You'd be hopping around

415
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,628
like a Mexican jumping bean
for days, if you escaped.

416
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,381
Or, If I told her about this...

417
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,007
I'm not here to torture you.

418
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,344
We're supposed to be
on the same damn team.

419
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:29,729
[Nina] Thank you.

420
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,445
[Nina gasps]

421
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,532
What is this place?

422
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,576
Where I was born.

423
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,559
- [phone dialing]
- [line ringing]

424
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,353
[women giggling]

425
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,776
[cell phone buzzing]

426
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:19,570
Yes.

427
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,072
[speaking other language]

428
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,827
[speaking other language]

429
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,038
[woman speaking]

430
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,091
[in English] My bride.

431
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,761
After all these years,

432
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,472
I've found you.

433
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,766
[closing theme music playing]

434
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,399
[man singing in other language]