1 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,270 What is the meaning of this check? Do you want me to cheat? 2 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,400 No. I’m just the middleman. 3 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,610 Are you playing a joke on me, or trying to cause trouble? 4 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:40,280 Do you think you can replace me if l fail? 5 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,620 Look at this! 6 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:45,700 I’m the only Golden Leg ! 7 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:48,500 - Make sure you remember that. - It's not that. 8 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:52,000 l just want a kickback. Please don't tell anybody. 9 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,290 You're trash ! 10 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:56,750 I’m sorry. Catch you later. 11 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,570 Golden Leg ! Golden Leg ! 12 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:34,230 You've been number one ever since Fung got his golden leg broken. 13 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:37,230 First as a player, then as a coach. 14 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,190 I’m better than Fung ever was. 15 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,070 Team Evil has won the Supercup the last five years. 16 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,570 - What's your secret? - Secret? 17 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,410 They just have the best coach. 18 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:48,370 So you're confident that your team will win again? 19 00:04:48,490 --> 00:04:51,160 Are you new? Don't ask stupid questions. 20 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,540 Good morning. 21 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,340 Golden Leg. 22 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,630 Hung ! Good morning. 23 00:05:06,470 --> 00:05:10,100 Hung, your shoe's dirty. Let me clean it for you. 24 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:12,390 It's okay. I’ll do it. 25 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:21,820 Hung, I’ll get the car. 26 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,900 Hung, you said if l worked hard l could coach my own team. 27 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:26,450 I’m ready! 28 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:29,910 l think l can train a team to be as good as Team Evil. 29 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:33,790 Do you really think I’d let you coach? 30 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,330 But you said- 31 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,080 Get real. 32 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,460 You're a joke. 33 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:42,210 Take a look at yourself. 34 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:45,720 This tattoo is all that's left of your fame. 35 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:47,430 Hung. . . 36 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:50,470 I’ve served you for 20 years. How can you say that? 37 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,970 Let's be honest. Things have changed. 38 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:59,100 You used to be a great player, but now you're nothing. 39 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:00,860 I’ve had enough. 40 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:03,020 I’ve kept you around for 20 years. . . 41 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:05,690 but it's time for you to take care of yourself. 42 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,400 Hung ! 43 00:06:07,530 --> 00:06:09,410 You've got a lot of nerve. 44 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:11,990 lf you hadn't tricked me with a bad check 20 years ago. . . 45 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,160 you'd be working for me right now. 46 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,370 lt was your idea to throw the game. 47 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,040 Are you throwing a tantrum? 48 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,630 Say it a bit louder. Did you guys hear that? 49 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:23,750 Make sure the reporters can hear it. 50 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:28,340 Say what you want. Take a look at yourself. 51 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:31,510 Do you think anyone would believe a crippled has-been like you? 52 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,550 - You- - Don't be angry. 53 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,470 lf you want to blame anyone, blame yourself. 54 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,560 Blame your own greediness. 55 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,350 Get lost. 56 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,270 One more thing. . . 57 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,570 l hired that mob to break your leg. 58 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:23,650 Yuppies. 59 00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:40,750 They're not very skilled at playing soccer. 60 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,890 What was that? 61 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:02,270 l said. . . 62 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:04,400 they're not very skilled at playing soccer. 63 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:10,490 You think you can do better? 64 00:08:10,610 --> 00:08:14,740 There must be a fusion of mind and foot. 65 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:19,040 What kind of fusion? 66 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,390 My late idol, Master Bruce Lee. . . 67 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:41,430 invented the ultimate kick. 68 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:45,480 lf you want to learn about it, I’ll give you kung fu lessons. 69 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,900 Kung fu lessons? You look like a janitor. 70 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,490 My job as janitor is only temporary. 71 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:56,110 I’m a postgraduate student. 72 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,120 Postgraduate student? 73 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,330 I’m trying to develop an effective method. . . 74 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:03,910 of promoting Shaolin kung fu. 75 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,040 Here's my card. 76 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:12,380 Authentic Shaolin school. Mighty Steel Leg. 77 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,420 Look! l know what I’m talking about. 78 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,010 l don't need kung fu. 79 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,100 I’m more of an intellectual. 80 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,810 lt doesn't matter. 81 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,690 Look at this woman. 82 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:33,320 Yeah, she's sexy. So what? 83 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,570 No. 84 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,490 Watch this! 85 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:52,670 lf she knew Shaolin kung fu. . . 86 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,800 she wouldn't have fallen. Get me? 87 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,180 Shaolin kung fu can work for everyone! 88 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,900 Excuse me! Do you want to learn kung fu? 89 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,860 Are you crazy? 90 00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:16,070 Look over there. 91 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:20,200 lf she had studied Shaolin lron Hand parking would be much easier. 92 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:27,500 Kung fu is wonderful. 93 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:31,500 - Excuse me, do you want to learn- - Here. Get lost. 94 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,090 Hey, you should share that with me. 95 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:38,550 Let's not fight. See that guy? 96 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,350 What are you doing? You're way too slow. 97 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,970 That's it! You're fired ! 98 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,100 - I’m sorry. - Get lost! 99 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:48,890 lf he knew Shaolin Flying Sword. . . 100 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:51,190 he'd still have a job! 101 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:56,110 You think Shaolin is the answer to everything. 102 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:59,070 There is nothing more powerful. All kung fu derives from it. 103 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,430 People have the wrong idea about kung fu. 104 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:25,220 lt isn't really about fighting. 105 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:29,180 Kung fu is a complete way of life. 106 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:33,060 I’m looking for a good way to show people. . . 107 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:37,360 how it can make their lives better. 108 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,150 - Enough already! - But- 109 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:44,570 l have important things to do. I’ve heard enough. 110 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:48,370 Please seize this opportunity! Cripples can still learn kung fu. 111 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,620 Who are you calling a cripple! 112 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,830 This leg has kicked hundreds of goals. 113 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,920 I’m sorry! 114 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,000 Do you know who you're talking to? 115 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:59,090 I’m the famous Golden Leg. 116 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,670 You're. . . 117 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,470 just a bum ! 118 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:19,070 - You think I’m impressed? - Get these cans out of here. 119 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:21,320 - Okay. - Right away. 120 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,990 Cheap trick. 121 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,400 Get lost. 122 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,750 Excuse me! Can you help me move this? 123 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,210 No problem ! 124 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,390 Your leg's amazing ! 125 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,020 Twenty cents! 126 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,940 Only twenty cents? How about an advance? 127 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,230 No way! Get lost. 128 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,280 SWEET BUNS 129 00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:09,950 Mui, ten steamed buns please! 130 00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:47,980 Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed buns is a brilliant idea 131 00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:53,450 They look so sweet and tasty 132 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:57,030 Your mastery is astonishing 133 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:01,960 It shows in your every movement 134 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,130 What are you doing? 135 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:12,840 Singing is the best way for me to express my greatest esteem. 136 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,550 Wow, what a beauty! 137 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,350 I’m not beautiful. Don't laugh at me! 138 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,810 l bet the steamed buns are wonderful. 139 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,820 Delicious! 140 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,740 Was that Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows? 141 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:36,660 No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle with Four Tails. 142 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:38,580 Right! 143 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:41,870 That's why the buns are so tender, yet firm. 144 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:45,750 Sixty cents each. Two for a dollar. 145 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,210 That much? 146 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,670 They're worth every penny. 147 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,010 This is all l have. 148 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,510 - Can l pay tomorrow? - No! 149 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,140 Spoken with the grace and economy of a true kung fu master. 150 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,850 I’m a Shaolin master too. 151 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,140 - Can l pay tomorrow? - No! 152 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,520 Okay! 153 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,320 Here are some fine sneakers. 154 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,900 I’ll give them to you, if you let me have one more bun. 155 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:17,030 - I’ll call the cops. - Fine. 156 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,030 Come on, give me a break. 157 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,790 You're so beautiful. 158 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,080 Shut up! 159 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:28,290 Please stop singing. 160 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,340 Just pay and get out of here. 161 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,550 lf you want to sing, do it on the mountain. 162 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,670 Only crazy people sing here. 163 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,800 l disagree with the young lady. 164 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:43,560 Just because you sing out loud here doesn't make you a lunatic. 165 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,270 My name is Dynamite. 166 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:50,770 My dream is to become a great composer one day. 167 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:57,110 This gentleman's song is very creative and sincere. 168 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,700 - Thank you ! - You're welcome! 169 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:03,120 l also love to sing. 170 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,410 When I’m inspired l feel so passionate. . . 171 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,540 l could explode. 172 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:30,310 My dream is to become a great choreographer. 173 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,340 Let's go! 174 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,960 Have you lost your mind? 175 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:38,010 Stand straight! Put your hands down ! Get to work! 176 00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:39,460 Lunatics! 177 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,430 What's going on here? 178 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,720 l never should have gone for a facial. . . 179 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:50,850 and left the place in your hands! 180 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,940 What do you want? 181 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:55,440 Relax. We were just having fun. 182 00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:58,110 I’m here for the buns. 183 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,610 What about my buns? 184 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:06,120 Okay! Okay! Just a minute! Did that bum pay? 185 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,500 He did. 186 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,290 These are disgusting. Get rid of them ! 187 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:37,810 First Brother! 188 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:43,070 Okay, okay. Keep working ! Clean everything ! 189 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,780 Are you sick, First Brother? 190 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:51,700 I’ve got a bit of a hangover. What do you want? 191 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:55,540 - I’ve had a revelation. - A revelation? 192 00:20:55,670 --> 00:21:01,340 How to promote kung fu in a brand new way. 193 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,460 Not again. 194 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,010 Singing ! 195 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,350 You know we're great singers. You can't deny it. 196 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:15,350 - Leave me alone. - We owe it to our teacher. 197 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,270 He's dead. 198 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,400 - It's worth a try. - Forget it. 199 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,150 l told you to be down-to-earth. 200 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,070 There's an opening here. You can clean toilets. 201 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,110 Don't waste your life chasing dreams. 202 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,370 Without dreams, we're no different than anchovies. 203 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:32,490 You are an anchovy, you shoeless small fry. 204 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,620 - Why chase your dream? - Why not. 205 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,750 The fire in my heart can't be easily extinguished. 206 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,800 Why not? Just blow it out. 207 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,920 - But l can light it up again. - Enough already! 208 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:47,260 We both have our own lives. 209 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:51,010 Please don't bother me. l have to work to support my family. 210 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:56,640 You're just going to forget about your lron Head after all that work? 211 00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:58,350 Never! 212 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,610 l still practice my lron Head. . . 213 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:04,030 every single day! 214 00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:05,490 Fei ! 215 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:06,900 Boss. 216 00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:08,450 You idiot! 217 00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:11,950 You forgot to book a band for tonight. 218 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,500 - Don't worry, l have an idea. - Tell me. 219 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:18,960 Let's combine Shaolin kung fu with singing and dancing. 220 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,540 - What kind of Shaolin kung fu? - Observe. 221 00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:27,470 ls he good enough to perform on stage? 222 00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:30,680 - He's good enough. - How about you? 223 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,300 Me? 224 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:34,810 Shit. 225 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:36,810 How about your lron Head? 226 00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:40,650 lf you don't perform well, I’ll kill you tomorrow. 227 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:43,570 - Sure. - First Big Brother, thank you. 228 00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,540 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 229 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:05,130 - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful - Wonderful 230 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:09,510 - I'm Iron Head - Iron Head 231 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:14,430 - He's Mighty Steel Leg - Mighty Steel Leg 232 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,520 Be serious! 233 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:34,740 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 234 00:23:34,870 --> 00:23:39,410 - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful - Wonderful 235 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:43,380 - I'm Mighty Steel Leg - Mighty Steel Leg 236 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,920 He's Iron Head 237 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,840 I’m choking. 238 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:26,040 lt sounds like you're strangling a cat. 239 00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,540 This song sucks. 240 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:29,210 You sounded like a dying animal. 241 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,880 Who wrote that garbage? 242 00:24:31,010 --> 00:24:33,010 - Yeah, who? - Who? 243 00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:42,310 Creative work is highly subjective, so I’ll accept your criticism. 244 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,020 But it's only the beginning of the show. 245 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,770 Wait until we show you why we're called Mighty Steel Leg and lron Head. 246 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:49,690 lron Head? 247 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,940 l told you the lyrics were too intellectual. 248 00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:55,530 - I’m not lron Head. He's- - lron Head? 249 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,740 - Mighty Steel Leg ! - He's Mighty Steel Leg ! 250 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:02,700 That's your Mighty Steel Leg? 251 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,210 - I’ll kill you. - Mighty Steel Leg. 252 00:25:07,710 --> 00:25:09,710 I’m the real Mighty Steel Leg. 253 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:13,130 - lron Head. - Don't you understand? 254 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,050 - He's the real- - lron Head. 255 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,720 You're so stubborn. 256 00:25:18,430 --> 00:25:20,600 Do you want to fight with a customer? 257 00:25:23,270 --> 00:25:27,400 Thank you so much. Happy hour went by fast. 258 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,230 It's time for us to say good night right now. 259 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,150 Let's listen to some music. 260 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,530 You crazy guy. 261 00:25:38,410 --> 00:25:42,410 - Let's see how much you can take. - Thank you. 262 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,850 You're a bum. 263 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,410 Come on. Nothing to see. 264 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:55,090 You want some more? Sure you want to fight us all? 265 00:27:57,590 --> 00:28:00,470 l promised my master I’d never fight. 266 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,760 l told you he'd wimp out! 267 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,390 But l expect an apology! 268 00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:10,390 An apology? You should apologize to us! 269 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,160 You said you wouldn't use kung fu to fight. 270 00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:45,010 I’m not here to fight. I’m here to play soccer. 271 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,600 So much for your kung fu- 272 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:02,610 Don't be such a baby. What? 273 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,730 l give up. l apologize! 274 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,040 Do you have any change? 275 00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:02,500 Yes. 276 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:06,720 Thirty cents. 277 00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:09,550 - Are you stealing my money? - Yes. 278 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,850 - Was that Praying Mantis Style? - Yes. 279 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:14,180 You should learn Shaolin instead. 280 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:46,670 Can l see your leg? 281 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,180 l don't care. Do what you want. 282 00:31:01,190 --> 00:31:03,690 It's the real deal. 283 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,950 lt looks like an ordinary leg. 284 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:16,240 It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg. It's patented. 285 00:31:18,790 --> 00:31:20,960 You could use your kung fu to play soccer. 286 00:31:23,290 --> 00:31:24,750 You think so? 287 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,250 Yes, why not. 288 00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:28,670 Of course. 289 00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:32,140 That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer. 290 00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:35,930 Why didn't l think of that? How do l go about it? 291 00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:38,680 You'll need my help. 292 00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:41,100 I’m Golden Leg, the soccer star. 293 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,270 Now I’m a coach. 294 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,020 - Great! You can teach me soccer. - l don't know. 295 00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:48,070 It's a great idea. 296 00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:51,530 I’ll think about it! 297 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:55,870 There's nothing to think about. We should start right now! 298 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,330 We've got nothing to lose. 299 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:05,920 lt takes a lot of training. 300 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:08,500 Let's do it! What do l need? 301 00:32:09,590 --> 00:32:11,470 A pair of shoes. 302 00:32:17,010 --> 00:32:19,520 Do you have the money for the buns? 303 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,140 - No, but- - l threw them out. 304 00:32:22,270 --> 00:32:23,560 Oh, my God ! 305 00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:27,190 Those sneakers were a mess. They were all worn out. 306 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,730 l know, l know. 307 00:32:28,860 --> 00:32:33,400 lf my boss sees you, she'll start yelling. 308 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,540 l couldn't bring myself to toss them. l fixed them instead. 309 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,240 First Brother, what's wrong? Are you okay? 310 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,070 I’m fine. 311 00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:21,290 What do you want? 312 00:33:21,410 --> 00:33:24,750 l finally found a great way to promote Shaolin kung fu. 313 00:33:25,830 --> 00:33:28,250 Soccer! 314 00:33:30,670 --> 00:33:32,130 Please leave me alone! 315 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:35,090 You got me into a lot of trouble. They demoted me. 316 00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:37,680 Now l have to clean the toilets. 317 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,890 - But we'd be great. - No! Absolutely not! 318 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,690 lf you humiliate me again, my family will commit suicide in front of you. 319 00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:48,350 Committing suicide is not the answer. 320 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,820 Be brave. Believe in yourself. 321 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:54,280 I’m a complete loser. Please! Please don't ever come here again. 322 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,910 lf you want to form a soccer team, just ask the other brothers. 323 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,830 Please, no more! 324 00:34:01,950 --> 00:34:03,790 Hopeless. 325 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,340 Good morning, Fourth Brother. 326 00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:14,010 Good morning, Sing. How are you? 327 00:34:14,130 --> 00:34:16,470 Let me introduce you to a great guy. He's- 328 00:34:21,970 --> 00:34:24,180 Nice to meet you ! 329 00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:25,560 I’m Fung. 330 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,310 It's an honor to meet such a great businessman. 331 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,770 - He's got a lot of style. - Fung is a soccer coach. 332 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:32,190 Soccer coach ! 333 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,490 The world famous soccer coach. 334 00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:37,400 You play soccer with your legs, right? 335 00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:39,950 So, do you have a job for me? 336 00:34:40,070 --> 00:34:42,870 - l want you to join my soccer team. - Soccer team? 337 00:34:42,990 --> 00:34:44,990 l haven't had a job in six months. 338 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,080 You can use your Empty Hand to be the goalkeeper. 339 00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:51,250 What's Empty Hand? It's been so long. 340 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,340 You know, l even forgot when our master died. 341 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:56,960 Listen. We're going to sign up for the Supercup Tournament. 342 00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:59,300 The prize is one million dollars. 343 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,140 Really? You must be the smart one. 344 00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:04,600 You see? You're dressed up. 345 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,980 Our master taught us that kung fu was sacred. 346 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:11,230 Now, you have this crazy idea to use Shaolin for soccer. 347 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,520 Look. 348 00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:14,400 This is the group picture of our master and brothers. 349 00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,730 l keep it under my pillow. 350 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:18,690 Great! Let's sit down to talk about the picture. 351 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:23,910 I’ll call you. Keep a spot open for me. 352 00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:30,410 Get lost! l really can't talk now. My clients are waiting for me. 353 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:32,880 I’m doing a million dollar deal. Can you hear me? 354 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,250 My driver's off today. 355 00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:39,550 l lent my car to a friend and left my wallet in my office. 356 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,390 l can't have lunch. l never do. 357 00:35:42,510 --> 00:35:44,510 I’m late! Please leave me alone. 358 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:49,270 Third Brother, you could use your lron Shirt technique as a fullback- 359 00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:52,020 What's lron Shirt? 360 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,770 Look. There are planes in the sky. 361 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,730 There are computers everywhere. 362 00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:59,030 It's the 21 st century. Please don't daydream. 363 00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:02,240 l think we should combine kung fu with soccer. 364 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,620 - We could win a lot of money. - Are you crazy? 365 00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:09,580 There's no way I’m taking time off to play soccer. 366 00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:11,910 Sorry, your odds are terrible. 367 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,290 We don't know anything about soccer. 368 00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:17,170 And let's be honest. 369 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:20,090 We wouldn't stand a chance. 370 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,470 ln fact, the probability of winning is 0% . 371 00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:24,840 - Proba- - Probability. 372 00:36:24,970 --> 00:36:26,260 Watch. 373 00:36:26,390 --> 00:36:31,350 lf l toss a coin it will be heads or it will be tails. 374 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:36,310 The probability that we'd win is the same as a coin landing on its edge. 375 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,980 - Let me try! - Get lost! 376 00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:42,240 I’m having lunch with a client! 377 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,910 You said you never eat lunch. 378 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:50,580 Time is money. I’ve lost a lot just talking to you ! 379 00:37:08,390 --> 00:37:11,220 He's Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest. 380 00:37:11,350 --> 00:37:13,430 This is the famous soccer coach, Fung. 381 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,440 Fung, how are you? 382 00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:19,860 - Lead Weight? - Shaolin Light Weight. 383 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:21,690 Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight. 384 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,610 Fifth Brother, you want to play soccer? 385 00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:28,620 Yes. lf you use your Light Weight skills as a winger. . . 386 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:32,040 - our offense would be perfect. - Are you sure? 387 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,500 - Of course. - Great. 388 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,500 Do they sell diet pills here? 389 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:38,130 It's useless. 390 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:42,050 Ever since the virus got into my brain, l just can't lose any weight. 391 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:45,840 I’m no longer able to use Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest. . . 392 00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:48,970 and l can't run anymore. 393 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,720 Okay, you're a little overweight, but it's not that important. 394 00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:54,850 Forget it. 395 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:57,520 This was me. 396 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,190 l can't even get a date looking like this. 397 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,280 You don't know what it's like. 398 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,360 - l do. l can't get a date either. - Really? 399 00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:10,740 I’ve read stories about your dates in newspapers and magazines. 400 00:38:10,870 --> 00:38:13,660 - What kind of papers and magazines? - I’m sorry. 401 00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:16,870 l can no longer control myself. 402 00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:20,920 Please leave me alone. 403 00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:23,880 Small Brother! 404 00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:27,380 Believe in yourself. l know you can do it. 405 00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:30,140 Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now. 406 00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:32,680 You're the only one who still calls me Small Brother. 407 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:36,850 Thank you. 408 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:39,940 Lazy Pig, get me that roll of toilet paper. 409 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,360 The red one. 410 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,430 - Soccer? - Yes, Second Brother! 411 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:14,470 lf you use Hooking Leg as a fullback, l think- 412 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,720 - We'd be perfect! - Right! 413 00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:19,730 You think l can still do Hooking Leg? 414 00:39:21,230 --> 00:39:22,980 You just need practice. 415 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,610 Believe in yourself, and you'll get it back fast. 416 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,490 l doubt it. 417 00:39:27,610 --> 00:39:30,320 Why are you washing dishes? 418 00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,410 l thought you were a waiter. 419 00:39:32,530 --> 00:39:35,700 Why? There are so many whys. 420 00:39:35,830 --> 00:39:36,950 l don't know. 421 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,250 Why isn't my dad the rich? 422 00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:43,540 Why am l going bald even though I’m so handsome? 423 00:39:43,670 --> 00:39:46,130 Why aren't you going bald since you're so ugly? 424 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:50,670 Everyone else enjoyed their youth, but l had to study Shaolin? 425 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,350 Just to become a dishwasher? To clean up after people? 426 00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:57,560 Calm down, Second Brother. 427 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,890 You should try to enjoy life. 428 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:04,520 Enjoy life? Stay here, and I’ll enjoy killing you ! 429 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:07,690 Enjoy life? 430 00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:12,450 You call that toilet clean? lt smells awful. 431 00:40:12,570 --> 00:40:16,330 lf it ever smells this bad again, you'll clean it with your tongue. 432 00:40:55,950 --> 00:41:00,080 Your apartment looks great! It's well furnished. 433 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,580 l can't believe you work as a janitor. . . 434 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:06,880 but live in the penthouse on the 59th floor. 435 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,040 You've got good taste. 436 00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:15,050 This kind of apartment is so popular, l can't even get one. 437 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:20,560 The ventilation is okay. It's just a bit noisy. 438 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,520 Can l move in with you? 439 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,410 Forget it. Your brothers aren't coming. 440 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:44,000 We can find other players. 441 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,750 It's my fault. I’m not persuasive enough. 442 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:53,210 Not true. You persuaded me, didn't you? 443 00:42:55,650 --> 00:42:57,860 We don't have much time. . . 444 00:42:57,990 --> 00:43:00,030 and you guys have a lot to learn. 445 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,530 So listen up and work as a team. 446 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:05,870 All right! Let's go! 447 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:17,800 Sell all my shares. Yes, all five of them ! 448 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,880 Don't laugh. 449 00:43:20,010 --> 00:43:21,930 Hold on, l have another call. 450 00:43:22,050 --> 00:43:24,220 It's coming down ! 451 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:33,310 You finally decided to come back down, huh? 452 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,270 We waited over an hour for you. 453 00:43:38,110 --> 00:43:40,570 - What are you doing? - Playing soccer! 454 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,530 The ball is over there! 455 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,080 You ! Come here! 456 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,250 Let me see you kick the ball. 457 00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:57,250 - The ball is over there. - Yes. It's over there. 458 00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:00,550 How can you kick it if you can't even find it? 459 00:44:02,090 --> 00:44:05,890 Now, there are four basic soccer drills: pass, dribble, hold and shoot. 460 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,890 - Coach ! - Shut up! 461 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,180 Let's get started. 462 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:12,900 Here. 463 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,860 Hold it. 464 00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:20,030 Watch it. Concentrate. 465 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:26,530 Don't lose it. You can do better than that. 466 00:44:26,660 --> 00:44:29,080 Have you never seen a ball before? 467 00:44:29,950 --> 00:44:32,080 You play like an old woman. 468 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,670 Fung, why can't l practice with them? 469 00:44:35,790 --> 00:44:39,760 Your leg is strong, but you have no control. 470 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,630 What if you kick the ball up and hit a plane? 471 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,510 - Ever thought of that? - No. 472 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,600 Small Brother. l borrowed your eggs. 473 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,810 What? 474 00:44:49,470 --> 00:44:52,730 lf you can kick an egg without breaking it, you can play with us. 475 00:44:52,850 --> 00:44:54,400 No problem. 476 00:44:55,690 --> 00:44:58,110 See. It's not easy. 477 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,580 Small Brother, stop it. 478 00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:17,670 Oh, my God ! My egg. 479 00:45:17,790 --> 00:45:19,500 I’ll get you another one. 480 00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:22,880 I’ll get you ! How could you do that! 481 00:45:23,010 --> 00:45:25,470 Concentrate. 482 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:31,470 My egg ! 483 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,910 Yes! Yes! 484 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,540 Go! 485 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,750 Yes. Go! 486 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:06,360 What are you doing? How could you miss that one? 487 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,360 Get it! Come on ! 488 00:47:50,950 --> 00:47:55,450 - He's great. - He could win a game by himself. 489 00:47:56,620 --> 00:48:00,620 No. lt takes teamwork to win. 490 00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:14,510 The game is 30 minutes, with no breaks. 491 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,140 We'll follow the standard rules. I’ll referee. 492 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:19,180 - Anyone object? - Of course not. 493 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:23,690 We're honored to have Golden Leg referee. 494 00:48:23,810 --> 00:48:26,320 All of us are big fans. 495 00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:28,730 - This is Fung ! - Fung ! 496 00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:30,490 Okay. 497 00:48:30,610 --> 00:48:35,700 Sing has already had one run-in with your gang. 498 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:40,540 Let's be civilized, and just play a clean game. 499 00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:43,330 Their tidy uniform and friendly faces. . . 500 00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:47,670 - indicate that they are sincere. - Thank you. 501 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:54,180 Relax. I’m a mechanic. 502 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,050 l carry this with me so l won't lose it. 503 00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:59,640 - I’m always on call. - Yes, of course. 504 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,940 As l said, I’m a mechanic. . . 505 00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:08,320 and that's why l carry a hammer. 506 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:12,110 I’m familiar with your team's unusual reputation. 507 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,530 Don't worry. 508 00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:18,240 Oh, good. I’m glad we understand each other. 509 00:49:18,370 --> 00:49:22,040 You better watch out. Shake hands. 510 00:49:49,730 --> 00:49:50,940 I’m open ! 511 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,310 Third Brother! 512 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:21,420 We're under attack. Send reinforcements. 513 00:52:21,550 --> 00:52:23,390 We need reinforcements! 514 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,730 Stand up. 515 00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:41,190 Get up! Stand up now! 516 00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:43,860 l said now! 517 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:48,740 - What are you doing? - They're killing us. 518 00:52:48,870 --> 00:52:50,870 What did you expect? 519 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,710 You're going to let them get away with this? 520 00:52:54,830 --> 00:52:56,840 You're ejected ! 521 00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,710 Are you nuts? 522 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,180 This is a test. 523 00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:07,680 lf you guys can't pass it, you shouldn't even bother playing ! 524 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:11,270 We just want to play soccer, not fight a war. 525 00:53:11,390 --> 00:53:14,440 Soccer is war. You must learn that. 526 00:53:23,110 --> 00:53:28,580 l surrender! 527 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,670 l surrender. 528 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,680 You can't surrender. We're still at war. 529 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,680 We're not letting you go home. 530 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,640 l can't take it anymore. 531 00:53:52,770 --> 00:53:56,770 We're not good enough to play with you. 532 00:53:58,150 --> 00:54:00,320 Let me go to a doctor. 533 00:54:06,490 --> 00:54:08,490 Put this on your head. 534 00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:11,790 Look at you, you look like a stray dog. 535 00:54:12,910 --> 00:54:16,370 Where's your dignity? l don't ever want to see you again. 536 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,960 Put it on your head then you can go see a doctor. 537 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:34,060 Yes, I’m a dog. l have no dignity. 538 00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:36,520 Give it to me. 539 00:55:10,430 --> 00:55:12,720 Now it's our turn. 540 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,350 What? 541 00:55:15,470 --> 00:55:18,520 Their powers are back. l can feel it. 542 00:57:31,610 --> 00:57:33,360 - Get your shoes ready! - All right! 543 00:57:33,490 --> 00:57:34,490 The final attack! 544 00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:08,940 l can't believe l missed. 545 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,400 Help! 546 00:58:12,230 --> 00:58:15,570 Thank you for helping us get our kung fu back. 547 00:58:17,070 --> 00:58:19,410 I’m honored to have you back. 548 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:21,200 It's our honor. 549 00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:25,830 Just a second. 550 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,370 I’m the one who is honored. 551 00:58:29,420 --> 00:58:32,630 You're going to make me rich ! Thank you ! 552 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,920 We're sorry. 553 00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:38,510 Can we join your team? Please give us a chance! 554 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:39,970 Please! 555 00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:57,760 Not a bad kick. 556 00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,930 A bit more work and Team Evil will be unbeatable. 557 01:00:07,350 --> 01:00:08,680 Who is this? 558 01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:11,310 The cripple? 559 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,400 - What's wrong? - I’m sorry! 560 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,530 lf it's an open tournament, why won't you let me sign up? 561 01:00:18,190 --> 01:00:20,490 Golden Leg ! What are you doing? 562 01:00:20,610 --> 01:00:21,950 - Hung ! - He- 563 01:00:22,070 --> 01:00:22,700 It's okay. 564 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:25,240 Hung, my team wants to sign up. 565 01:00:25,370 --> 01:00:27,990 Anyone can sign up for an open tournament. 566 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,580 That's not how it works. 567 01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:31,290 I’m the chairman. 568 01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:33,500 l decide who signs up. 569 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,590 - You get me? - Yes. 570 01:00:35,710 --> 01:00:37,460 What's the name of your team? 571 01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:39,630 Come here. 572 01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,380 This is Hung. 573 01:00:41,510 --> 01:00:43,180 Hung ! 574 01:00:58,190 --> 01:00:59,860 This is quite a team. 575 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,780 I’ve gotta see them play. 576 01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:03,610 What's the name again? 577 01:01:03,740 --> 01:01:04,990 This is Shaolin- 578 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,910 Okay. 579 01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:09,200 Go ahead and sign them up. 580 01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:11,790 I’ll even pay your application fee. 581 01:01:11,910 --> 01:01:13,790 - Thank you ! - Don't mention it. 582 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,090 Cripple, you are my brother. 583 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,960 My shoe is dirty again. 584 01:01:22,130 --> 01:01:24,090 White shoes get dirty a lot. 585 01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:25,260 So- 586 01:01:25,930 --> 01:01:27,390 I’ll clean it for you ! 587 01:01:27,510 --> 01:01:29,760 I’m good at cleaning. Let me try. 588 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,230 It's my duty. 589 01:01:32,350 --> 01:01:34,020 Let me try! 590 01:01:58,380 --> 01:01:59,380 Hi. 591 01:02:04,090 --> 01:02:06,800 What's going on? 592 01:02:12,220 --> 01:02:14,180 Where are we going? 593 01:02:14,310 --> 01:02:16,350 Why are you so quiet? 594 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,360 l need to go home. 595 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:29,660 - You're late. - l won't be long. 596 01:03:01,730 --> 01:03:03,020 Try it on. 597 01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:05,570 No, l just want to see the quality of it. 598 01:03:05,690 --> 01:03:06,990 Touch it. 599 01:03:07,110 --> 01:03:08,610 I’ll get it dirty. 600 01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:10,360 - Don't worry. Go ahead ! - No! 601 01:03:10,490 --> 01:03:12,910 - Touch it! - No. 602 01:03:15,870 --> 01:03:18,620 - Like it? - So smooth. 603 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:22,420 - Want one? - l touched it. That's enough. 604 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,800 Tomorrow, I’m going to play in a professional soccer game. 605 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,300 Really? 606 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:30,930 I’ll be famous. 607 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,680 But if you hadn't fixed my shoes. . . 608 01:03:34,810 --> 01:03:36,890 none of this would've happened. 609 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,940 You're very important to me. 610 01:03:41,770 --> 01:03:43,520 I’ll get you anything you want. 611 01:03:43,650 --> 01:03:45,730 I’ll have money soon. 612 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,910 lf you become rich and famous, please buy me sneakers. 613 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,040 You deserve more! 614 01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,960 You should have more confidence in yourself. 615 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,330 You're such a beautiful girl, and you're a kung fu master. 616 01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:04,090 You've got it all. 617 01:04:04,210 --> 01:04:07,340 You shouldn't let your hair cover your face. 618 01:04:08,170 --> 01:04:09,800 Come on ! 619 01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:11,880 - Come on. Look at me! - No. 620 01:04:12,010 --> 01:04:13,930 Look at me! 621 01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:17,930 You're beautiful ! 622 01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:20,430 Really? 623 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,270 Sure. 624 01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:30,400 - ls that a fly? - Yes, but l missed it. 625 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,450 - Did you get it? - l did. 626 01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:35,410 Sorry. l made your hand dirty. 627 01:04:35,530 --> 01:04:36,910 It's okay. 628 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,120 You're such a beautiful girl. 629 01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:43,170 Do you know that? 630 01:04:43,290 --> 01:04:44,380 l guess. 631 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:47,800 Thank you ! Thanks so much ! You sure you know? 632 01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:51,670 Where were you? 633 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:54,890 l let you bring a girl here because you promised to clean the floor. 634 01:04:55,010 --> 01:04:57,470 l will get punished if you don't clean it. 635 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,100 Go home. I’ll call you later. 636 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:10,190 Remember: be confident. You're the best. 637 01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,580 - l like your shirt. - l like your socks. 638 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,990 - Let's trade. - Good. 639 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:22,790 Guys, don't be nervous. Just try to have fun. 640 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,040 There'll be tons of reporters and a big crowd. 641 01:05:25,170 --> 01:05:27,670 Try to smile for the photographers. 642 01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:30,920 Be sure to thank the fans. 643 01:05:31,050 --> 01:05:32,880 Thank you ! 644 01:05:36,890 --> 01:05:39,850 Thanks for your support! Thank you ! 645 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:42,560 - They're just janitors. - They're still our audience. 646 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,230 Thank you ! 647 01:05:44,350 --> 01:05:46,190 Shut up! 648 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,900 Where is everyone. You said- 649 01:05:50,030 --> 01:05:51,440 It's just the first round. 650 01:05:51,570 --> 01:05:54,200 We have to make it to the finals. 651 01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:57,740 - Great! Let's get to the finals! - Shut up! 652 01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:07,710 Team Shaolin? 653 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,260 Look at this guy. 654 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,890 Look at that guy. 655 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,100 What's wrong? 656 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:25,890 No smoking? 657 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,740 What happened? 658 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,750 It's impossible. Just a trick. 659 01:06:54,130 --> 01:06:56,130 What's going on? 660 01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:00,470 Okay, it's a trick. 661 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,680 Let's show them what we can do. 662 01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:03,810 All right! 663 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:08,640 Oh, come on ! 664 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:20,320 Please play fair. Give us a chance. 665 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,950 Hung, it's for you. 666 01:07:29,790 --> 01:07:33,170 Your tricks don't scare me! 667 01:08:07,870 --> 01:08:10,710 What? Forty to zero? 668 01:08:20,510 --> 01:08:22,010 Yeah ! 669 01:08:38,860 --> 01:08:41,200 lron Head scores! 670 01:09:16,310 --> 01:09:18,360 We bring the power of Shaolin to soccer. 671 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:21,280 Kung fu is great. It's wonderful ! 672 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:26,160 l want to say hi to my parents and my Shaolin master, but they're all dead. 673 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,030 l also want to say hi to my friend, Mui. 674 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:29,950 Mui, how are you? 675 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,330 I’ll see you soon. 676 01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:45,130 Hi. Can l help you? 677 01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:47,340 - l want- - l understand. 678 01:09:47,470 --> 01:09:49,470 I’ll take care of you. 679 01:09:58,270 --> 01:09:59,900 Show us something. 680 01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:01,860 Sure. Small Brother! 681 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:05,610 Great! 682 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,030 Can you show us more? 683 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,490 Sure! 684 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:28,050 Take it easy. 685 01:10:31,810 --> 01:10:37,560 My brothers, today we say good-bye to our old lives and old shoes. 686 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,780 - Hey, don't throw those around. - Sorry. 687 01:10:52,870 --> 01:10:53,870 Mui? 688 01:10:54,540 --> 01:10:55,870 What's up? 689 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,080 You look great tonight. 690 01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:02,500 Just a little. 691 01:11:02,630 --> 01:11:05,380 It's a big difference. You're so heavily made up. 692 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,050 So you think l look nice? 693 01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:11,600 l have big news for you. We won the soccer match. 694 01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:15,100 l know. l saw you guys on TV. 695 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:16,230 Congratulations. 696 01:11:17,270 --> 01:11:19,270 This is for you. 697 01:11:26,190 --> 01:11:27,110 Thank you. 698 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:29,200 Let me introduce you to my friends. 699 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,530 Nice outfit. 700 01:11:31,660 --> 01:11:34,410 Hey, let me introduce you guys to a new friend. 701 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,000 ls she a ghost? 702 01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,500 This is my friend. 703 01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:40,500 - Girlfriend? - No. 704 01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:43,500 This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master l told you guys about. 705 01:11:43,630 --> 01:11:46,210 - Oh, nice to meet you. - Your girlfriend is quite unique. 706 01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:48,760 - Yes. - That's great. 707 01:11:49,590 --> 01:11:52,090 I’ve never seen shoulder pads so big. 708 01:11:52,220 --> 01:11:54,930 I’ve decided to start a new trend. 709 01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:56,970 See? It's fashionable. 710 01:11:58,270 --> 01:12:01,230 Don't walk around at night. 711 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:02,980 It's quite scary. 712 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:07,190 It's okay. People will get used to it soon. 713 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:10,320 lt will work pretty well in football. 714 01:12:10,450 --> 01:12:12,410 You want to borrow them? 715 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,580 Stop it. It's not proper to talk to a lady like this. 716 01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:18,160 It's okay, l can take it. 717 01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:21,620 Although she's a girl, she has a great sense of humor. 718 01:12:23,290 --> 01:12:25,790 Mui, show us a sexy pose. 719 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,930 Give us a kiss. 720 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,940 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 721 01:12:48,110 --> 01:12:49,440 Are you mad? 722 01:12:51,110 --> 01:12:54,820 - No, I’m not mad. - Then- 723 01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:03,080 I’m sorry. 724 01:13:04,330 --> 01:13:05,920 We were just joking. 725 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:08,380 l know you were just joking. 726 01:13:09,630 --> 01:13:11,550 I’m sorry, l didn't mind at all- 727 01:13:11,670 --> 01:13:13,180 Don't be like this. 728 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:15,390 Then why are you like this? 729 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:26,730 Take your hand off me- 730 01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:28,190 Boss! 731 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,070 What the hell are you doing? 732 01:13:30,190 --> 01:13:31,860 l was just out playing mah-jongg. 733 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:35,740 Look at what you did to yourself? You look like a ghost. 734 01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:38,030 Have you no shame? You are such a disgrace. 735 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,370 Hey, enough ! 736 01:13:40,870 --> 01:13:43,750 Mui has the right to dress how she wants. 737 01:13:43,870 --> 01:13:46,170 Can't you respect that? 738 01:13:46,290 --> 01:13:48,920 - l think she looks very nice today. - Yes. 739 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,210 - She looks great. - Don't be mean to her. 740 01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:56,590 I’ll yell at her if l want to. Who the hell are you guys? 741 01:13:57,550 --> 01:13:58,890 They are my friends. 742 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,940 l agree with them completely. 743 01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:09,900 l think l look beautiful now. 744 01:14:11,190 --> 01:14:13,320 And l like the way l am. 745 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,240 lf you don't like it. . . 746 01:14:17,950 --> 01:14:19,740 you can simply go away. 747 01:14:21,450 --> 01:14:23,750 Who do you think you're talking to? 748 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,870 I’m talking to you. 749 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,040 You are a mean and coldhearted boss. 750 01:14:30,170 --> 01:14:31,750 You're asking for it! 751 01:14:33,380 --> 01:14:36,260 How dare you hit me? 752 01:14:44,890 --> 01:14:48,100 l can't believe this. Who do you think you are? 753 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:54,190 l am who l am. l am Mui. 754 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:57,280 I’m gonna tell your mother about this. 755 01:15:02,870 --> 01:15:04,410 Mui, well done! 756 01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:07,410 We were just joking earlier. Please forgive us. 757 01:15:07,540 --> 01:15:11,500 We weren't laughing at you, your sexy pose really was sexy. 758 01:15:15,470 --> 01:15:16,630 Really? 759 01:15:25,310 --> 01:15:26,850 Do you. . . 760 01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:29,230 like the way l look? 761 01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,440 Well- 762 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,940 You certainly have more confidence. 763 01:15:40,990 --> 01:15:42,910 l want to tell you something. 764 01:15:43,030 --> 01:15:44,700 What? 765 01:15:45,870 --> 01:15:47,250 l like you. 766 01:15:47,370 --> 01:15:49,290 l like you too. 767 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:54,670 ls this love? 768 01:15:58,260 --> 01:16:00,050 You- 769 01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,680 You're joking. 770 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:06,310 No. I’m serious. 771 01:16:07,310 --> 01:16:09,350 Absolutely not. This is not love. 772 01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:16,190 We're friends forever. 773 01:16:17,610 --> 01:16:19,740 Don't you think we should be friends? 774 01:16:19,860 --> 01:16:21,660 It's fine. 775 01:16:28,870 --> 01:16:33,540 So you'll still come see me? 776 01:16:34,630 --> 01:16:37,210 l can still fix your shoes. 777 01:16:37,340 --> 01:16:41,050 No, thanks. l can buy new ones. 778 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:44,430 Things have changed. 779 01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:47,180 l have to think about the future. 780 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:57,770 Don't be like this. 781 01:16:58,820 --> 01:17:00,900 You're crying. 782 01:17:02,570 --> 01:17:04,410 Don't be that way. 783 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:18,300 l understand. 784 01:17:19,710 --> 01:17:21,050 Sorry. 785 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,890 - Congratulations! - Sit with us. 786 01:17:28,010 --> 01:17:29,470 Cheers! 787 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:39,520 lf we win this, we'll go to the finals. 788 01:17:39,650 --> 01:17:40,730 To the finals! 789 01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:43,280 - But don't underestimate our opponent. - Underestimate our opponent! 790 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:50,160 You don't have a chance. 791 01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:52,290 We haven't lost all year. 792 01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:03,260 How'd they do that? 793 01:18:03,380 --> 01:18:05,090 lt must be special effects. 794 01:19:24,710 --> 01:19:27,170 - Good morning, Hung. - Good morning. 795 01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:28,760 Come here. 796 01:19:28,890 --> 01:19:31,180 You're a lucky guy. 797 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:33,260 You're lucky to coach such a great team. 798 01:19:33,390 --> 01:19:34,310 Thank you. 799 01:19:34,430 --> 01:19:37,890 lron Head and lron Shirt is practiced as performance art on the street. 800 01:19:38,020 --> 01:19:40,060 It's amusing to see your team use kung fu to play soccer. . . 801 01:19:40,190 --> 01:19:41,900 and make it to the finals. 802 01:19:42,020 --> 01:19:43,940 You did a good job. 803 01:19:44,070 --> 01:19:45,980 Don't waste our time. 804 01:19:47,610 --> 01:19:50,240 lf you forfeit the game you can join my Evil Team. 805 01:19:52,070 --> 01:19:55,120 It's not a bad check this time. 806 01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:57,910 You can get the money before you sign the deal. 807 01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:00,370 That's a lot of money. 808 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:02,460 Enough to retire. 809 01:20:02,590 --> 01:20:05,550 Of course. We're like brothers. 810 01:20:05,670 --> 01:20:08,800 Thank you. But l don't think l can accept it. 811 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:12,720 What? Do you think I’m trying to trick you? 812 01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:15,640 l think you've put a great team together. 813 01:20:15,770 --> 01:20:17,680 I’d like you to come work for me. 814 01:20:17,810 --> 01:20:19,600 Don't get upset. 815 01:20:19,730 --> 01:20:22,400 Think about your future. Forget about our past, okay? 816 01:20:23,310 --> 01:20:26,320 Hung, I’m not mad at you anymore. 817 01:20:26,980 --> 01:20:31,110 l know it was all my faults. l can't blame anyone else. 818 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:34,490 You're lying. 819 01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:37,450 l know you too well. You're too greedy to pass this up. 820 01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:41,830 You're right. 821 01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:45,500 l am greedy. My team is greedy too. 822 01:20:45,630 --> 01:20:48,130 But we don't care about the money. 823 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:50,170 We care about the championship. 824 01:20:51,550 --> 01:20:52,800 See you on the soccer field. 825 01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,500 Pull over. 826 01:21:35,180 --> 01:21:37,510 - Mui ! - She's dead ! 827 01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:39,850 How? 828 01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:42,890 - l killed her! - lmpossible! 829 01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:46,650 Mui is a kung fu master. You could never hurt her. 830 01:21:46,770 --> 01:21:48,820 What do you want? 831 01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:51,110 Revenge! 832 01:21:51,780 --> 01:21:53,990 Come on. lt was only a joke. 833 01:21:54,110 --> 01:21:56,700 She's still alive. She just doesn't work here anymore. 834 01:21:57,780 --> 01:21:59,580 Why not? 835 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:02,450 Well, we're famous for our sweet steamed buns. . . 836 01:22:02,580 --> 01:22:05,540 and Mui made the sweetest ones of all. 837 01:22:05,670 --> 01:22:09,590 But now they're salty and bitter. She was ruining my business. 838 01:22:09,710 --> 01:22:11,000 There was salt in them? 839 01:22:11,130 --> 01:22:12,760 Yes. 840 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,180 Now is there anything else l can do for you, sir? 841 01:22:19,010 --> 01:22:21,010 No thanks. 842 01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:26,830 Hey! 843 01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:29,290 We've got a game to play! 844 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:11,100 Will Team Evil score a lot of goals today? 845 01:25:11,230 --> 01:25:13,770 Scoring goals is not the only way to win. 846 01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:17,070 But make no mistake, we will win. 847 01:27:55,140 --> 01:27:56,430 No way! 848 01:28:00,980 --> 01:28:03,560 Those American drugs work better than l expected. 849 01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:27,340 Actually, the referee, linesman. . . 850 01:28:27,460 --> 01:28:31,260 soccer association, soccer federation and soccer committee. . . 851 01:28:31,390 --> 01:28:34,800 all stand on my side. How can they possibly beat me? 852 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:11,010 No problem ! 853 01:29:13,050 --> 01:29:14,640 - You rule! - Good job! 854 01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:16,350 You the man ! 855 01:30:15,700 --> 01:30:19,530 Throw-in? Are you crazy? 856 01:30:19,660 --> 01:30:22,580 How can you call that a throw-in? 857 01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:25,210 Hung, are you here to fight or play soccer? 858 01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:28,380 l should break their legs like l broke yours! 859 01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:31,170 Then you'd have a whole team of cripples! 860 01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:34,880 Cripples! Cripples! At least you'd have company. 861 01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:40,010 I’m sorry. l should take a break. 862 01:30:40,140 --> 01:30:42,810 It's okay. Your body may leave the field. . . 863 01:30:42,930 --> 01:30:45,440 but your spirit will stay behind. 864 01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:04,910 Get ready! It's my turn. 865 01:31:23,850 --> 01:31:25,220 Small Brother! 866 01:32:01,930 --> 01:32:04,810 Wake up! The clock already ran out. 867 01:32:11,810 --> 01:32:14,360 It's only halftime. Their team is already badly injured. 868 01:32:14,480 --> 01:32:16,440 They won't be able to play the second half. Go home! 869 01:32:16,570 --> 01:32:18,530 You won't be able to finish the game. 870 01:32:18,650 --> 01:32:20,070 Boring. 871 01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:22,490 I’ll dance to provide some entertainment. 872 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:25,620 No, you're not going to dance. l am ! 873 01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:32,170 I’ve had enough. 874 01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:50,180 Break it up! 875 01:32:52,230 --> 01:32:54,230 You want me to eject someone? 876 01:32:55,190 --> 01:32:57,110 Who did that? 877 01:32:57,230 --> 01:32:58,780 Did anyone see? 878 01:33:00,030 --> 01:33:01,900 I’d like to see you do that to my face! 879 01:33:02,780 --> 01:33:04,070 Gently. 880 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:06,910 What kind of kung fu was that? 881 01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:10,450 l can't take much more! 882 01:33:11,580 --> 01:33:14,540 l knew they would play dirty. 883 01:33:14,670 --> 01:33:16,590 l just didn't think they would play this dirty. 884 01:33:16,710 --> 01:33:18,460 They've never been this good. 885 01:33:18,590 --> 01:33:20,760 They must be cheating. 886 01:33:20,880 --> 01:33:22,430 Call the police. 887 01:33:22,550 --> 01:33:25,090 We just have to play harder. 888 01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:26,640 We can still win this! 889 01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:28,720 l forgot. l left the oven on ! 890 01:33:28,850 --> 01:33:31,770 My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby. 891 01:33:31,890 --> 01:33:35,190 Can't she wait until the game's over? 892 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:37,150 But they're killing us! 893 01:33:37,270 --> 01:33:39,070 Please. I’m begging you. 894 01:33:39,190 --> 01:33:42,700 - I’m begging you too. - Wait. Wait! 895 01:33:44,410 --> 01:33:47,410 Calm down. 896 01:33:47,530 --> 01:33:48,990 Calm down ! 897 01:33:50,540 --> 01:33:53,370 He's right! 898 01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:57,170 We must pull together. 899 01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:59,630 We only have eight players left. 900 01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:03,670 lf one more is injured, we have to forfeit. 901 01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:06,760 We'll have to show these guys that we can block their killer kicks! 902 01:34:06,890 --> 01:34:09,640 That's easy for you to say. You try blocking one of them. 903 01:34:09,770 --> 01:34:11,770 What are you talking about? 904 01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,140 Calm down. 905 01:34:14,270 --> 01:34:17,060 Calm down ! 906 01:34:17,190 --> 01:34:18,940 Shut up. 907 01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:27,320 l wonder if l can block them. 908 01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:45,340 Shaolin Barricade Shield ! 909 01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:49,850 Barricade? 910 01:34:52,930 --> 01:34:55,310 They can't even block one kick! 911 01:34:57,310 --> 01:34:58,940 - Are you okay? - I’m fine. 912 01:35:38,650 --> 01:35:40,650 Chun, it's Tin. 913 01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:47,030 I’ve kept this secret for 20 years. 914 01:35:47,150 --> 01:35:49,990 l love you. 915 01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:37,790 Are we playing too dirty? 916 01:36:37,910 --> 01:36:40,830 - l don't think so. - Really? 917 01:36:40,960 --> 01:36:42,750 Play even dirtier! 918 01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:17,280 Brothers! Go! 919 01:37:18,450 --> 01:37:19,330 What? 920 01:37:23,040 --> 01:37:25,080 Look out! 921 01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:52,650 Get it! 922 01:37:55,740 --> 01:37:56,990 l don't believe it. 923 01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:24,980 Get up! lf you're injured, you forfeit! 924 01:38:26,060 --> 01:38:28,560 You're right. I’m fine. 925 01:38:33,570 --> 01:38:36,160 The game's almost over! Use the special attack! 926 01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:38,030 Special attack? 927 01:39:10,230 --> 01:39:14,780 That's it. They're out of players. We won ! 928 01:39:21,030 --> 01:39:24,450 Team Shaolin, l only see seven players. 929 01:39:24,580 --> 01:39:28,290 lf you don't have a substitute you'll forfeit the game. 930 01:39:28,420 --> 01:39:30,420 Those are the rules. 931 01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:37,930 Any substitutes? 932 01:39:39,260 --> 01:39:41,640 Congratulations! 933 01:39:44,270 --> 01:39:46,060 I’m here. 934 01:39:46,180 --> 01:39:48,390 I’m their substitute. 935 01:39:48,520 --> 01:39:50,520 I’m a goalie. 936 01:39:56,570 --> 01:39:58,450 Why do you look like E.T.? 937 01:39:59,450 --> 01:40:02,120 You said l should get rid of the hair in my eyes. 938 01:40:02,240 --> 01:40:03,410 What are you doing here? 939 01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:05,290 l want to help. 940 01:40:05,410 --> 01:40:07,160 How can you help? 941 01:40:07,290 --> 01:40:09,580 Phone home. You don't belong on Earth. 942 01:40:09,710 --> 01:40:11,960 l really want to help. Trust me. 943 01:40:12,090 --> 01:40:14,500 - Let me try. - No way! 944 01:40:14,630 --> 01:40:17,840 Look. You can't play in those. 945 01:40:19,970 --> 01:40:21,640 Put these on. 946 01:41:06,970 --> 01:41:08,810 The other side. 947 01:41:20,950 --> 01:41:22,110 Go! 948 01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:23,700 All right! 949 01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:40,380 Watch out! 950 01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:53,390 What happened? 951 01:43:53,510 --> 01:43:56,390 - Boss, watch out! - Don't touch me! 952 01:43:59,850 --> 01:44:05,030 Boss! 953 01:45:30,610 --> 01:45:35,120 Shaolin Team wins the championship. 954 01:45:37,330 --> 01:45:39,790 Evil Team's drug use leads to permanent suspension. 955 01:45:39,910 --> 01:45:42,250 Coach Hung sentenced to five years in jail. 956 01:46:57,870 --> 01:46:59,370 Wait. 957 01:46:59,490 --> 01:47:01,830 Stop the bus. 958 01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:29,730 Phone home. You don't belong on Earth. 959 01:47:30,610 --> 01:47:33,020 I’m talking about thousands of dollars. 960 01:47:33,150 --> 01:47:35,940 You're a bunch of losers- 961 01:47:36,070 --> 01:47:37,950 Don't laugh. 962 01:47:38,070 --> 01:47:40,200 The grand prize is a lot of money. 963 01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:45,830 l can't get it out. 964 01:47:45,960 --> 01:47:48,960 I’m a postgraduate student. 965 01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:51,000 Postgraduate student? 966 01:47:51,130 --> 01:47:52,210 Let's start over. 967 01:47:52,340 --> 01:47:55,590 I’m a postgraduate student. 968 01:47:57,220 --> 01:47:59,260 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 969 01:47:59,930 --> 01:48:00,970 Are you mad? 970 01:48:01,100 --> 01:48:03,600 No, I’m not mad. 971 01:48:09,770 --> 01:48:11,940 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 972 01:48:12,770 --> 01:48:13,940 Are you mad? 973 01:48:14,070 --> 01:48:16,070 - I’m not mad. - Then- 974 01:48:25,500 --> 01:48:27,830 l am begging you. 975 01:48:27,960 --> 01:48:30,620 Don't do this. 976 01:48:31,630 --> 01:48:33,880 You have to help me. 977 01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:36,000 Please, don't! 978 01:48:38,550 --> 01:48:40,470 It's great 979 01:48:40,590 --> 01:48:42,760 l don't know the lyrics. Sorry. 980 01:48:45,310 --> 01:48:46,970 Don't you dare! 981 01:48:53,110 --> 01:48:55,610 - They're just janitors. - They're still our- 982 01:48:57,900 --> 01:49:00,860 l heard you have amazing legs. 983 01:49:03,120 --> 01:49:03,950 Cut! 984 01:49:04,080 --> 01:49:08,870 This is a crescent wrench. It's for screwing- 985 01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:10,870 - Are you sure? - You're so sick. 986 01:49:11,000 --> 01:49:13,670 My team is greedy too. 987 01:49:13,790 --> 01:49:16,380 But we don't care about this plane ticket- 988 01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:18,210 Plane ticket? Are you going somewhere? 989 01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:45,660 Chun, it's Tin. 990 01:49:46,410 --> 01:49:50,370 I’ve kept this secret for 20 years. 991 01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:53,080 l love you. 992 01:49:53,210 --> 01:49:55,670 This is not Chun. This is Kung. 993 01:49:55,790 --> 01:49:57,840 Sorry, Kung. 994 01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:00,960 Please tell your wife what l just told you.